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If the Destructoid editors were videogame characters photo

They say there is a doppelgänger for every living person on this planet -- a look-alike twin wandering the streets with the same features as you. Yeah, it creeps me out, too.

But does this same concept hold true with videogames? It's been three decades (!) since videogames have become popular, introducing the universe to hundreds of thousands of distinct-looking videogame characters. Surely there has to be at least one videogame character in that massive batch that resembles you, right?

Well, I decided to put this theory to the test and see if I could match every Destructoid editor with his/her videogame doppelgänger. Was my experiment a success? Hit the jump to see the results! Keep in mind that these choices are based entirely on looks alone -- any personality similarities are just a fortunate coincidence.

Let the fun experiment commence!

This was a lot harder than I initially thought.

I have played too many videogames to count, and encountered exponentially more videogame characters. I was sure my memory could easily conjure up one matching character for each Destructoid editor without a problem.

Unfortunately, it wasn’t that easy.

Here are my picks:

Hamza Aziz ---> Piston Honda (Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!!)

The look-alike videogame character that started it all! For years, all of us at Destructoid have told Hamza he looks just like Piston Honda, the classic Punch-Out!! fighter. TKO from Tokyo!

Most similar feature: Those luscious eyebrows!

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Colette Bennett ---> Yuffie (Final Fantasy VII)

As cute as Yuffie is, she doesn’t hold an elixir to our very own Colette Bennett. Also, Colette is way more skilled with a 4-Point Shuriken.

Most similar feature: The short, pixie hair.

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Anthony Burch ---> Mr. Paneer (Wallace & Gromit’s Grand Adventures)

When I was putting this list together, I was worried there would be a few selections that may offend one of the editors. Luckily, Anthony himself suggested that he looked just like the wacky shop owner from the Wallace & Gromit universe. Whew! I couldn’t agree more.

Most similar feature: The ears.

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Topher Cantler ---> Balthier (Final Fantasy XII)

The header picture is even better. I was initially surprised that Topher looked so similar to Final Fantasy XII spotlight-stealer Balthier, but then I realized: wait, Topher is Balthier. They are both awesome, they both kick ass with a rifle, and they both love beautiful Hungarian-accented half women/half bunny creatures.

Most similar feature: They have the same piercings! (Creepy!)

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Nick Chester ---> Sherlock Homes (Zoda’s Revenge: StarTropics II)

When I first started researching this feature, Niero approached me immediately with this outstanding discovery: Nick looks exactly like Sherlock Holmes from StarTropics II. Seriously, it freaks me out a little bit.

Most similar feature: The face.

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Chad Concelmo (that’s me!) ---> Lucas (Mother 3)

I only wish I could be half as amazing as Lucas.

Most similar feature: The blonde, pointy hair. Oh, and the PSI powers.

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Ashley Davis ---> Irene Lew (Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos)

This was a tough call between Irene from the Ninja Gaiden series and Mo from Full Throttle. Irene won out in the end due to the almost identical hairstyles and matching neck wear.

Most similar feature: Like I just mentioned, the adorable haircut is dead-on.

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Jordan Devore ---> Lester (Out of This World)

I kind of want Grim to take off the glasses, put on a lab coat, and experiment with portals to other dimensions. That would make me really happy and make this match, in my opinion, perfect.

Most similar feature: The red hair; the super serious expression.

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Dyson ---> Gordon Freeman (Half-Life)

I never pegged Dyson as the Gordon Freeman type (the Half-Life star never wears a top hat and cape, for starters), but once the two were next to each other it all came together.

Most similar feature: Those iconic glasses!

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Tom Fronczak ---> Ralph (Wall Street Kid)

I don’t know about you, but I would totally trust my 401K in the hands of Fronz. He just looks the part!

Most similar feature: The hair; the suit; the air of success.

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Rey Gutierrez ---> Ness (EarthBound)

I was doubtful of this selection at first, but just imagine Rey making a peace sign and saying “Fuzzy pickles!” It all makes sense now, doesn't it?

Most similar feature: The baseball cap/dark hair combo.

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Jonathan Holmes ---> Disco Kid (Punch-Out!!)

Surprisingly, Jonathan Holmes is just as energetic and charming in real life as Disco Kid is in Punch-Out!! And it’s no coincidence that his videogame look-alike came from a Nintendo game.

Most similar feature: That distinctive grin!

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Joseph Leray ---> John Mullins (Soldier of Fortune)

If Joseph lost the glasses and donned a sassy black Blossom hat he would be the spitting image of the main protagonist from Soldier of Fortune.

Most similar feature: The porn star moustache.

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Daniel Lingen ---> Gau (Final Fantasy VI)

It is a secret to many, but Daniel (or Husky Hog as he will always be known to us) has been seen dancing in fields all around California trying to learn the special skills of the surrounding wildlife. Next time you see him, ask him to do his “Porcupine Rage.” It is a sight to behold.

Most similar feature: The wild hair.

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Brad Nicholson ---> Bayou Billy (The Adventures of Bayou Billy)

My initial reaction was to go with the obvious: the Prince from the newer Prince of Persia trilogy. But then I thought of Bayou Billy and there wasn’t even a second thought in my mind. Bayou Billy is awesome.

Most similar feature: Those biceps! *swoon*

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Niero ---> Alex (River City Ransom)

When he isn’t wearing the robot helmet, boss man Niero could easily pass for a martial arts-wielding thug from River City High.

Most similar feature: Maybe it’s just me, but Alex and Niero have the same face!

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Dale North ---> Harry Mason (Silent Hill: Shattered Memories)

This was the easiest choice to make. Ever since Dale hit that infamous, cell phone-holding pose, the world has been blown away by how much he looks like Harry Mason from the upcoming Wii remake Silent Hill: Shattered Memories. This similarity will go down in Destructoid history.

Most similar feature: Everything!

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Brad Rice ---> Souji Seta (Persona 4)

Brad Rice had to be paired up with a character from a Japan-focused game. There really was no other choice. It was pretty much written in the stars for that guy.

Most similar feature: Oh, man, definitely the hair.

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Matthew Razak ---> Trevor (Phantasmagoria: A Puzzle of Flesh)

Hopefully Matthew hasn’t played the sequel to Phantasmagoria, because Trevor meets a rather (*SPOILER ALERT*) untimely end in that game. Gruesome death aside, Matthew and Trevor share a lot in common!

Most similar feature: The facial hair.

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Jonathan Ross ---> Mikey (The Goonies II)

I had more trouble with Jonathan Ross than with any other editor. But when I started thinking about older games, Mikey from The Goonies II came to mind. It’s not the best match, but I think many similarities are there.

Most similar feature: The hair, maybe?

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Samit Sarkar ---> Marcus Hill (NARC)

Don't f*ck with Brown Town!

Most similar feature: Please, Samit is the guy from NARC. (I heard Marcus is scared of hornets as well.)

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Jim Sterling ---> Henry Hatsworth (Henry Hatsworth in the Puzzling Adventure)

Henry Hatsworth wears a monocle, he is from England, and he battles enemies with not only his physical prowess, but his sardonic wit. Come on, was there any other choice?

Most similar feature: The monocle, of course!

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Conrad Zimmerman ---> Jim Raynor (StarCraft)

Conrad is not nearly as old as Jim Raynor, but give him a couple decades (and a few battles with the Zerg) and I bet the two could be twins!

Most similar feature: That glorious goatee.

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So, how do you think I did? Please feel free to rate my selections in the comments. Were the results accurate, or could they have been a lot better? If any of them were way off-base, please offer some suggestions of your own (but be nice!).

Also, why not try it yourself?! Pick a character that looks like you and post it in the comments (next to a pic of you). Even better, create a community blog. I am fascinated to see the army of videogame characters everyone comes up with.

Have fun! It’s a lot harder than it looks!


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JACK of No Trades's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:04
JACK of No Trades
Man, that is some great stuff!
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:05
Kraid
Chad this is freakin' AMAZING!
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:08
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask
Oh god I lol'd at Brad's XD Amazing post, but I would have gone with this guy for yourself ;) (Mild persona 4 spoilers)
kauza's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:08
kauza
Oh my god, I don't even want to know how long it must have taken you to come up with matches this perfect. But the payoff is so, so worth it. Thanks for this.

I'd love to try to find a match for myself, but absolutely no one comes to mind.
Doomsday Forte's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:09
Doomsday Forte
Goodness, a lot of people work for this site, I just realized.

I'd like to try this myself, but I honestly don't think I look like anyone but myself. =\
Dale North's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:10
Dale North
I LOL'd heartily
LionheartAce's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:10
LionheartAce
Colette, I think I love you.

On a less creepy side note... nah, I don't have one. =P
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:13
Los255
This is amazing! Dyson is the Free Man!
wanderingpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:16
wanderingpixel
Jim Sterling = Eggman from sonic.

GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:16
GoldenGamerXero
"Chad Concelmo (that’s me!) ---> Lucas (Mother 3)

I only wish I could be half as amazing as Lucas."

Everyone wishes they could be half as amazing as Lucas. Hell I'll kill to be Lucas' shoes for God's sake!

Oh and Jim looks as though he's trying to kill my soul in that picture...
Magnalon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:17
Magnalon
Lester from Out of This World=the most win. What an amazing reference!

Haha Chad this is all win!
Junpei Ace Defective's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:21
Junpei Ace Defective
11 out of 10 dolphin flavored slurpees
Celdurant's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:21
Celdurant
That's a pretty awesome list. Gordon Freeman and Balthier matches did it for me.
Zodiac Eclipse's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:22
Zodiac Eclipse
Some of these were spot on, and as someone else mentioned, dang, there are a lot of you guys running around.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:24
vexed alex
This is an awesome post, Chad.
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:27
Joseph Leray
*strokes moustache*

I wish I still had it. I may grow it out again for PAX.

Actually, that's exactly what I'm going to do.
grafkhun's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:28
grafkhun
Brad Rice is the only one that I thought wasn't a perfect fit, other than that, everyone of the editors has an exact videogame character twin. Amazing job Chad.
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:29
Chad Concelmo
Fun fact: Every picture of Dyson in existence is him with a cute girl. :)
funran's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:30
funran
Chad this is some of your finest work, true journalism........ EPIC!
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:31
Elsa
LOL! Nicely done! :)
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:32
Kryptinite
Colette is gorgeous!
Dragonzigg's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:35
Dragonzigg
Amazing. I would still would gone with Brad = The Prince thought. The hair and the mini beard just nail it!
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:36
Sharpless
LOL @ Bayou Billy
riomccarthy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:38
riomccarthy
Ahhhahahahahahaha this is the greatest thing I've ever seen! Thanks for giving me such a nice laugh today. Now I've got to think who the people I know resemble from video games! XD
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:38
RAB
this was fucking adorable. chad totally = lucas
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:39
Topher Cantler
<3Fran<3
KyleGamgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:42
KyleGamgee
Now I want to hang out with Topher even more as I love Balthier.

Others were also freaking great. Most spot on: Dyson/Gordon Freeman
Ben PerLee's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:43
Ben PerLee
Chad, this was amazing!
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:44
Technophile
Chad chad chad. While I agree with all of these pics, I think a better one for Colette is Mayumi Yamano from Persona 4.



You are also right about Dyson and cute girls. Here is one of him with 2 cute girls.

JTHomeslice's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:45
JTHomeslice
This is stellar. These picks are perfect. I need to think about what videogame character I look like.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:45
Dexter345
I still think J-Ro is a better match with Ramus from Lunar.
Jonathan Ross's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:46
Jonathan Ross
The one in the middle is the cutest.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:46
Monodi
If only Lucas had the OMG face
KoKoO Psy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:47
KoKoO Psy
This is just out of this world in how amazing and awesome it is.

Everyone looks so alike. Makes me wonder if Chad should do the entire community, and then make a cross over game, with all the dtoid lookalikes.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:48
Colette Bennett
God, I'm so in love with the people I work with. This rocked Chad!!
Stella Wong's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:48
Stella Wong
This is the great post in the world thank you for opening my eyes Chad
JoZo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:49
JoZo
Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzziiiiiiiing

All I could say o.o
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:50
Los255
I think the most poorly matched (and random) is Samit's, but the more I think about it, the harder it is to match him to another character. LOL.
accidentprone88's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:51
accidentprone88
Dale North also looks quite a bit like Will Sheff, lead singer of Okkervil River.
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:51
Technophile
Chad, I would also love you if you transplanted this into a thread on the forums. It's also my sly ploy to get you to post something in the forums. :P

<3
Ben PerLee's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:52
Ben PerLee
BTW, Chad, if you every do another one, like for the community or something, I'm first on that list!
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:57
Daxelman
Dibs on second, Ben PerLee, Dibs on second!
dipnlik's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 16:58
dipnlik
Ashley's pic is just priceless. Awesome compilation, Chad!
naia-the-gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 17:01
naia-the-gamer
Dexter wins.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 17:02
Justice
Better than I expected Chad, and I already had high expectations. The likenesses are all very similar, thanks for the expose!
Johnny Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 17:03
Johnny Justice
Interesting that two of the lookalikes also have been described as looking like something less pleasant.

I shat bricks when I discovered videogame lookalike of my own. He's an obscure character, but the ghost dude on Ouendan! 1 has an uncanny resemblance to myself.
RiotMonster's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 17:05
RiotMonster
Omg, this article is awesome. It had me laughing and agreeing wholeheartedly the whole time.

Also, I'm with Techno, we need moar Chad in the forums!!
Kamikaze Slowey's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 17:06
Kamikaze Slowey
Excellent post. Great work Chad
FistfulOAwesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 17:09
FistfulOAwesome
Anybody who wants to check out Trevor in his full awesome glory should check out <Strike>the route 69 bathroom</Strike> this guy's hilarious Let's Play of Phantasmagoria II: http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/category/phantasmagoria/
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