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If I must be lonely, I'd rather be alone: Guitar Hero III gets co-op patch photo

1up has word that Guitar Hero III will be seeing a patch addressing the complaints many people have had with the game's lack of offline co-op. The patch -- of which only a 360 version has been so far revealed (though a Wii and PS3 version are assumed) -- will appear on the XBLM shortly to coincide with the game hitting store shelves.

Why offline co-op wasn't included in the original design is sort of a mystery. Obviously Guitar Hero lends itself well to play with others, and even with the stereotype that gamers are all antisocial troglodytes, someone at the Neversoft office must have quipped "but what if one of them has friends?" Of course, that person was then rewarded for their insolence by being clubbed repeatedly with bags of cash and THPS-branded skateboards, but the idea was out there and according to this entirely fictional scenario, there is absolutely no reason why the mode wasn't coded into the game innately.

In other news, rampant speculation based on imagined scenarios has recently revealed the existence of one true deity and belief system. For more details please visit any church or place of religious worship throughout the history of mankind.

Ooooooh! Topical!

(UPDATE: Hit the jump for a tenuously related, yet awesome video.) 








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SuitcoatAvenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 21:23
SuitcoatAvenger
You quoted Stabbing Westward. I gotta give you props for that, man.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 21:29
Cheeburga
I have no friends. :[
thedude93's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 21:47
thedude93
friend?... homer simpson-esque blank stare .... oh, you mean friends list, got one of those!
CannibalCalvin 's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 21:56
CannibalCalvin
How the fuck are they going to patch the Wii? Fucking 512mB of internal memory.
Putthebottledown's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 22:20
Putthebottledown
Whoa wait a minute... haha... no offline co-op? Good old next gen does it again
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 22:21
Samit Sarkar
Wait, there seriously was no offline co-op mode before this? They must’ve been high out of their minds to think that that was a good idea...
WDot's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 22:46
WDot
Thanks Nex for using the word troglodyte, thereby forcing me to look it up. Now I have another word to insult my brother, my friends, my enemies, and anyone else I may use this word with.
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 22:58
Clockwork
Slash is my hero. Only because of his tophat. Doesn't he play an instrument or something?
VampireChrist's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 23:03
VampireChrist
aw man, someone beat me to the 'stabbing westward' props...

and wow, slight oversight on Neversofts part
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 23:04
BS3 Owner
@ WDot

In the southwestern states it's used to describe Indians!
( Usually Drunken Indians )
FreePablo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 23:06
FreePablo
Normally I'd be excited but my Xbox got the red rings of death two fucking days before GHIII is released so Microsoft can go fuck itself. HARD.
SourGr8pes's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 23:29
SourGr8pes
Wow, that makes 1 more person in the free world that remembers MTVs The State.

Making the grand total 10.
sloganpwns's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 00:06
sloganpwns
So PS2 version doesnt have co-op and wont have co-op ever? Thats fucking garbage.
riggy469's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 00:39
riggy469
"Wow, that makes 1 more person in the free world that remembers MTVs The State.

Making the grand total 10."


Taco Mailman!

"Bye bye mailbox."
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 01:00
Clockwork
That video was ridiculously entertaining and I have no clue why.
Baron Calico's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 01:20
Baron Calico
@riggy:

Make that 11. My favorite sketches were the ultra-short "What is art?" and "The Bearded Men of Space Station 11"

Glad Thomas Lennon and crew found more work =)
SourGr8pes's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 01:38
SourGr8pes
I don't think anything beats getting grape juice on your nice white suit, when the Pope-a is coming to visit.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 01:58
Aaron Mxy Yost
But what are people without online access going to do to get this patch? Oh wait...
Dutch's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 01:59
Dutch
The video was completely full of win. At least they are catching the problem sooner than later, but man what a slip up.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 04:46
Knivy
@sloganpwns

I was just thinking the exact same thing.
BigKev's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 06:37
BigKev
That video was fucking excellent.
waves's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 09:00
waves
Good for them for patching if.

One of my least favorite trends of next-gen games is the tendency to leave out offline co-op (right behind games costing $60). I have a few friends on the other side of the country who have 360s, but none of my friends who live in town have next-gen systems, and we shouldn't be resigned to playing just Wii games when they come over.
mispelt's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 14:54
mispelt
Not a week goes by that I don't at least think "It's-a da Pope-a!" or "The Pope-a! He's a nice-a guy!"
grrza's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 15:44
grrza
Playing GH with beers and other actual people >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> playing GH with anonymous on the internet
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2007 01:22
Bob Muir
This makes absolutely no sense, especially since GHII had it. Dammit, Activision.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2007 12:51
Holyetheline
Oh well the patch news is good.
JRisJunior's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2007 23:21
JRisJunior
ahahahah that video is hilarious.
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