GOTTA GO FAST

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It could happen. I used Kirby to learn how to give head.

...I have been using Fallout to learn how to survive in a post-apocalyptic world.

YOU'RE TOO SLOW!

Just remember toilets are 2 rads a drink.

GOTTA GO FAST

Oh fuck someone already did it, and did it far better.

77 Killstreak and no nuke? Yeah, nah he didn't train on COD.

I used pokemon on how to own and train pets.

Yeah, because a game whose ads include a tactical 7/11 insertion to acquire Mountain Dew wouldn't convince a violent psychopath that playing Call of Duty would make him a more efficient killer.

I get that that doesn't mean CoD is a murder simulator in any way, I just hate when the fact that these games are marketed and created in a way that could potentially lead a violently unstable human being to believe he/she is training to kill is completely discounted.

Making fun of it as though it could never be an issue is just as bad as making an issue of it every time its possible to do so, in my opinion.

Amen, Jim. Amen.

Put Breivik in prison, he'll only get arse-raped in the showers. Put Breivik in a prison with mostly video-gamers, and they will give him what quite a few members of the victims' families want...an execution.

I use Katamri Damacy to prepare myself should I ever take LSD.

What's that? A fist pump? Arsenio Hall, what have you done?!

Then I used transformers to learn how to turn into a robot

I use Japanese dating games on how to socialize with women!

/Sent from my state prison cell #301

...I'd have used Japanese dating sims to have more to do on Friday night.

I used Metal Gear Solid 4 to learn how to hump the floor.

I used Mass Effect to learn how to gay.

And I'm using Shenmue to train for my future work with forklifts.

I use Viva Pinata to learn how to attract flamboyant animals to my garden.

I use RapeLay to help with my dating techniques

I used League of Legends in order to learn how to last hit children

I kind of wish I wouldn't have to see this shit on a gaming website. He doesn't deserve the attention you're giving him.

You don’t wanna fight me, I know Mortal Kombat.

Unless it says “I picked up this game called Call of Duty” on literally the first page of his memoirs then everyone can feck off.

The man is clearly insane but I bet this one part of his testimony will be taken seriously by the news.

I use Assassin's Creed to learn how to climb churches.

I use Half Life 3 to learn how to fini

Im with OneRed on this one, I think videogamers are too overdefensive when it comes to this kind of sfuff, but with this guys twisted mind he could literly interpret anything in the wrong way.

i use burnout to learn how to drive. TRAFFIC CHECK!

I used Yume Nikki to learn how to do nothing but play video games and sleep.

@Handy
You know what? That's a great start for a memoir though.

I Used Condemmed:Criminal Origins to learn to to be a crime scene investigator. And the one who caused that crime scene. Now I only open things with Sledgehammers, Crowbars, and Fire Axes.

I use Minecraft to learn how to build towers surrounded by lava

I used inFamous and Mirror's Edge to learn how to parkour.

I use the news for detailed instructions on how to do horrible things.

I use Duke Nukem games to learn how to be a MAN.

@hushlorentz

Ooooh, you're good.

It's just lovely seeing that one subtle mention of him playing WoW for 16 hours a day at one point of his life. Journalism!

I use Mario to learn how to trip on mushrooms.

Pac-Man taught me it's okay to eat everything in sight. Tetris taught me that if I value the contents of my boxes that I'd better not stack them efficiently. Dead or Alive taught me that human breasts are 95% helium.

that's not a good analogy

Anders Breivik actually got 69 kills, you've absolutely never exercised

...I'd have used Skyrim to learn how to flip houses.

Oh, wait...

@Sir Tobbii Haha, remember me when the Thought Police break down my door!

...I'd have uses arcade Tron to learn how to hack mainframes.

...I'd have used GTAIV to learn how to beat a DUI.

He played WoW for 16 hours a day. Clearly it was more responsible for his behaviour than CoD was!

@Agent0range

And it's not even just about how he perceives things. There is a body of evidence suggesting gaming heightens your situational awareness, and can increase your reaction times. Will CoD teach you how to point a gun and shoot? No, but it just might be able to teach you how to recognize, assess, and react to things quickly. To my understanding, this is the aim of military shooter simulators, to increase situational awareness.

Mix this with a game whose promotion is meant to immerse you in this inaccurate, glorified version of war, and not only can I see a profoundly messed up guy taking it far too seriously, but benefiting from heightened the situational awareness and fighter pilot reaction times he could acquire from marathon gaming sessions. Maybe not how it happened, and likely not how it ever possibly be reported, but possible.

I'm sorry for ranting. I just don't get why anyone thinks countering "games are evil" with "games can do no evil" gets us anywhere.

I'm learning how to plot genocide by playing Civilization. You better get on my good side right now.