Look I drink...

And I have been through the ringer lately. Over what you might ask. Well, that would be something that I personally can't discuss. But... and this is a big one. I can in fact bring you news that any company has made public.

This week the good folks at the lovely gaming company Konami released a video. Now I know that all of you Matlocks are already saying, "Konami said it wasn't a new video, but the same thing with a few new effects." Well, don't worry, the world needs idiots too. There are things in the video that are very clearly different that for some reason, have not been getting a lot of press. Kotaku and Joystiq were among the plethora of sites that covered the new version of the video, but even they made no mention of one thing I noticed. [Kotaku did actually]

Click "full story" and enjoy the show.

First off. I am sorry it has taken me so long to get this post up. I was a really tough choice to make, and I needed to think about it. 

It is time for a contest. It is called "Spot the difference." The prize for getting a correct answer is an all you can eat buffet of common sense. I know you Matlock's are going to love this one.

Picture A is from the original old video:

Picture B is from the new and improved video:

Do you notice anything missing from the second one? If you need more proof, (and I know some of you Matlocks do) check out the video below. The part you want to see is about 90% of the way in.

What does all this mean? Well... nothing really. I am just happy that Paris Hilton is back in jail.

[Thanks CannibalCalvin for the video]

[Update even before it goes live]

Cannibal's video is a joke. I know the comments were going to boom calling him a Ron Workman fanboy (Which is a huge mistake to be one) and that some people may not get it. It is a Dtoid community thing. If you don't understand, then hang out more. The long credits are greatness that comes with the territory of Toidland.

Love,

Ron