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I'm now prepared to survive the Fall of Cybertron photo

When this turned up and I opened the package, my wife said, "They sent you a lunchbox? You're an asshole." That's a fair enough assessment, I suppose. 

Anyway, I got this mad tat in the mail today. It's a steel box containing things I need to survive the events of Transformers: Fall of Cybetron. Inside is an "energon" drink carrying a cute Soundwave brand, a chocolate bar that asks if I am hungry like Grimlock, and some booklets containing art and info. 

Pretty rad for a Transformers fanboy like me. Can't wait for the game, either.

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Sir Tobbii's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2011 17:02
Sir Tobbii
Your wife is right. You are an asshole, now the big question is, how can we all learn to be this type of asshole so we can also get awesome swag?
NukaCola's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2011 17:13
NukaCola
You're married?
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2011 17:14
Elsa
You should mention your wife more often... I like her! She sounds awesome.
Sonic9jct's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2011 17:16
Sonic9jct
So Jim... are you hungry like Grimlock?
quantumriian's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2011 17:28
quantumriian
Lol I like that Jim's mention that his wife called him an asshole makes her sound awesome.

That makes you awesome elsa
Zeyro's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2011 17:50
Zeyro
U have a wife????????
PhilK3nS3bb3n's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2011 17:53
PhilK3nS3bb3n
Jealous
God Complex's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2011 18:09
God Complex
your wife must have the patience of a saint
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2011 18:40
Kraid
U WA SHOCK???????????
ChronicusPr1me's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2011 19:19
ChronicusPr1me
Jim, your wife sounds like she's hilarious.
"They sent you a lunch box?"
oxfordsquare's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2011 19:27
oxfordsquare
THERE IS NO WAIF
BoomingEchoes's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2011 20:05
BoomingEchoes
Interesting swag when the game is still -what- 7months away at least, lol. Good on them for pre-loading up some hype for what already looks like an amazing game.
BkV's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2011 20:33
BkV
Seriously does no one watch movies¿ Of course Jim Sterling has a wife, she's Japanese in the movie though >_>
Our British Jim Sterling now, he has a wife that he often talks about on twitter.
I'd like to have some Transformers collectibles, maybe I should start a news blog and have some game journalism e.t.c
Sigh!
Gapboi24's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2011 20:35
Gapboi24
His wife is a MAN baby!
Street Flighter's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2011 20:45
Street Flighter
How does receiving free stuff make you an asshole?
tekbunny's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2011 21:42
tekbunny
I'm going to come to tour house and steal all your swag Jim. This much I assure you.
Infinite Knowledge's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2011 22:07
Infinite Knowledge
I like how there are more comments about Jim's wife than about transformers
JoeTheProYaKnow's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2011 03:09
JoeTheProYaKnow
If she calls you an ass for getting free swag, then what would she do if she caught you reviewing other women!!!!
ikiryou's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2011 06:08
ikiryou
Please tell me you have a prenuptial agreement stating that you get to keep all your cool swag. Part of my divorce was giving up my collection of Yoda figures to the ex. I got stuck with the Anakins. Don't let this happen to you, Jim.
Mulk Calathar's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2011 07:29
Mulk Calathar
So you get a work related package and this prompts your wife to call you an asshole? Wow. Shit. Merry Christmas.
Termadoyle's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2011 09:13
Termadoyle
You have the greatest job in the world, Jim. Seriously.
Mrdraven's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2011 17:34
Mrdraven
Meee Grimlock want tasty nom-noms and lunch pail!

Me also want to know what wife thought of Saint's Row swag...
Cudgeon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2011 06:56
Cudgeon
Did Jim play to many japanese games lately and now calls random anime character "his wife" too?
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