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There are gamer tattoos, and there are bad gamer tattoos. Then there is another group of tattoos, which I can only describe as "What in the holy mother of  f*ck could possibly motivate someone to engrave that on their body for life?" I may be brave, but as much as I love the Power Glove, I have to say I feel this insane tat falls in the final grouping. While the phrase "It's so bad" is a delightful reference to The Wizard, Power Gloves and retarded kids fapping on a map of California, getting it tattooed on your body for life is ... well ...a  little bit douchey. 

Check out the tat in all of it's glory in the attached pic. 

[Via Modblog -- Thank you Chris!] 

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topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2007 22:09
topgeargorilla
he's gonna get butt raped in prison with that tat.

It's really bad. And not in a good way.
Spykron's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2007 22:09
Spykron
oh man. sincere chuckle.
It Burns's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2007 22:11
It Burns
What would have to be going through your mind when you think getting a tattoo of the fucking Power Glove would be a good idea? Seriously, I would really like to know.
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2007 22:12
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
Are you a bad enough dude to remain a virgin for the rest of your life?
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2007 22:13
Colette Bennett
Agent, I just laughed so fucking hard. ^___^
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2007 22:13
topgeargorilla
he is.
and what did he get tattooed?

is that his back?
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2007 22:19
Cheeburga
I came.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2007 22:56
Teta
Penis tatoo?
Upgrayedd's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2007 23:08
Upgrayedd
It sure is.
Your moms new boyfriend's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2007 23:11
Your moms new boyfriend
I'll admit, I got a video game tattoo. Sure, its Gedo High Schools crest from Rival Schools, but at least its obscure enough that nobody would thing I'd be dumb enough to have a POWER GLOVE TATTOOED ON MY BACK.

What a moron. I really hope he hates vagina, 'cause he'll never see it ever.
Das Inchworm's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2007 23:46
Das Inchworm
cutsman outro FTW!
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2007 23:56
BluDesign
So, this Cho Aniki tattoo I'm pondering getting... Would that top this?
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2007 23:56
topgeargorilla
I wanted to get a tattoo of the symbol of the Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan! dudes, but the thing is, it means like "Cheer Squad" or something.

no bueno.
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/11/2007 00:20
brosef
please let that be his shoulder,
please let that be his shoulder,
please let that be his shoulder...
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/11/2007 00:33
AngelsDontBurn
That is TOO amazing.
bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/11/2007 00:43
bottled dark
"What in the holy mother of f*ck could possibly motivate someone to engrave that on their body for life?"


lots of alcohol.
bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/11/2007 00:43
bottled dark
"What in the holy mother of f*ck could possibly motivate someone to engrave that on their body for life?"


lots of alcohol.
Trowble's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/11/2007 00:45
Trowble
I wonder how bad the damage was to his wallet.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/11/2007 01:06
BahamutZero
ouch, metaphorically and physically
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/11/2007 04:16
Bob Muir
Oh god. This guy will never have any friends again.
BlackbeardonGuitar's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/11/2007 04:41
BlackbeardonGuitar
Coolest motherfucker ever! I wanna party with that dude.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/11/2007 05:30
Eschatos
Lulz!
3dd13's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/11/2007 05:35
3dd13
I guess I wont show Colette my Virtual Boy tatoo.
vandamguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/11/2007 07:15
vandamguy
looks like the back of his calf
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/11/2007 08:58
Oni
Not only is it just a bad tattoo, it's a bad LOOKING tattoo! It's horrible! Whoever designed it should be shot! Whoever inked it should be stabbed in the eye and have penises tattooed over his entire body, then shot in the face with a 12-guage.
deanhatescoffee's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/11/2007 09:47
deanhatescoffee
I actually like the Power Glove tattoo, but text (in general) doesn't make for good tattoos IMO - especially "It's So Bad!" That's just asking for trouble.
UNDERSTAR's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/11/2007 11:09
UNDERSTAR
Wow!! Looks like the tattoo is on the back of his leg. I like it!
pwned88's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/11/2007 12:00
pwned88
That clearly shows which direction to donkey punch when getting ass raped
grrza's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/11/2007 15:30
grrza
One of my favorite pieces of random trivia: Jenny Lewis from Rilo Kiley is the redheaded girl from that movie...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfyxWhwia90
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/11/2007 18:39
Aaron Mxy Yost
Wow... I'm not sure I can think of a worse idea for a tattoo.
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/11/2007 19:47
Fading Star
Double meanings are cool.
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