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I don't feel so good: Buy your own Left 4 Dead health pack photo

"Here, let me patch you up."

Etsy user sindeegee had the bright idea to create, from scratch, one of Left 4 Dead's health packs. The final product nails the iconic look of the in-game item, and is sized at "8" x 10" l x 3" d." In short, it's totally big enough to carry all of your meds during the forthcoming zombie invasion.

The bad news is that there's only one of these things available. And it's going to run you $40. Ouch. We're also not exactly sure what you'd do with it, either. Carrying your books to class in this thing might get you a few crooked looks... until everyone realizes you'll be saving their asses during a zombie attack.

[Update: The item we originally linked to is now sold out, but sindeegee is making more available and has lowered the cost. We clearly understatimated the demand for this thing; please let us know your location so we can coordinate our zombie ourbreak survival strategies.]








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Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 20:06
Monodi
PILLS HERE
mikeyed's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 20:12
mikeyed
Shit, man. You got pills? Are they uppers or downers?
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 20:29
SnakeDude4Life
Grabbin Peels!
RiotMonster's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 20:29
RiotMonster
Still want..
downsouthhustla's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 20:30
downsouthhustla
mixing both ftw!!
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 20:30
Sharpless
Needless to say, it's gone already.
rageofthemage's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 20:37
rageofthemage
Hey guys! http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=27382100 there's five in stock now. And it's only 30 bucks!
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 20:41
SnakeDude4Life
I got mine. See ya suckas!
AlienGuy18's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 20:47
AlienGuy18
Must...resist...clicking...buy...
Clarke's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 21:03
Clarke
I bought 1. So far I have the Louis clothes and pills but I still need a watch, pipe bomb, molotov, and prop gun.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 21:14
Los255
DO WANT
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 22:04
SnakeDude4Life
@Clarke

An airsoft pistol will work as well.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 22:34
Aaron Mxy Yost
Okay, that's awesome. I wish I had more money.
MasterGlitch's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 22:54
MasterGlitch
Mega64 could buy one of these and run around town holding it up against people while demanding they "Hold still!" and "Let me patch you up!" or something along those lines.
ikiryou's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 23:19
ikiryou
Throw in a live Zoey and we'll discuss the transaction...
ProperlyParanoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2009 00:50
ProperlyParanoid
MasterGlitch, that's actually the best idea ever.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2009 02:02
Darren Nakamura
Oh man, I'd want one, if I had the money.
Infininja's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2009 05:28
Infininja
So.... the American Red Cross hasn't made a stink about this being in the game?
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2009 06:09
Chronic Logic
I don't know, when I look at it, it doesn't remind me of L4D health pack at first. Too generic...
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2009 07:45
falinter
If these are still being made around halloween (which they should I mean jesus its for a costume) I'm totally getting it.
joneightyfour's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2009 10:25
joneightyfour
Looks awesome, ordered, preparing to be create feelings of envy in the few and bewilderment in the many.

Same as usual...
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2009 11:59
Wexx
I wish I had $30 for this... :(
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2009 12:45
SnakeDude4Life
"please let us know your location so we can coordinate our zombie ourbreak survival strategies."

Miami, Florida. Gas mask and heath pack. Not gonna share ammo until proven friend or foe.
DF's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2009 12:53
DF
If this was a little bit bigger, it'd be a pretty nice laptop case. I have a lappy bigger than 8x10" so no go.

...but if I buy one of those little tiny laptops...*gasp* I'll have a bag for all of my gaming needs! Hot damn.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2009 13:50
Excel-2011
@Doomsday Forte:
The smallest one of those I've seen is 9". It would be a very tight fit.
rageofthemage's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2009 16:41
rageofthemage
@ Doomsday Forte

She does custom stuff, and takes requests... you should ask her to make you an l4d lappy bag!
sohnvonben's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2009 02:53
sohnvonben
I think it looks cool, but I could make my own.
lou's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2009 10:44
lou
DAMN YOU I couldn't resist buying one.

Man oh man I'm going to be the coolest guy at school now!
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2009 12:02
Holyetheline
I'll have to pick one of these up soon.
WarZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2009 13:00
WarZombie
DO WANT.

Don't care how many looks I get.
mike11's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2011 04:35
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mike11's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2011 04:36
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freecbc3's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2011 01:35
freecbc3
I'll have to pick one of these up soon.
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Rezaur Rahman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2011 23:28
Rezaur Rahman
I already have the kit in my bucket dude. I like Left 4 dead health very very much.Personal loans
Rezaur Rahman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2011 00:08
Rezaur Rahman
This pack is working nice to make clam my son. I hope this will reduce it's price in the next session of it marketing. Plano dentist
jackfrost's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2011 16:03
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jameswood's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2012 06:23
jameswood
nice one.. bit nerdy but nice ;) to bad it's sold out..
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