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I don't feel so good: Buy your own Left 4 Dead health pack photo

"Here, let me patch you up."

Etsy user sindeegee had the bright idea to create, from scratch, one of Left 4 Dead's health packs. The final product nails the iconic look of the in-game item, and is sized at "8" x 10" l x 3" d." In short, it's totally big enough to carry all of your meds during the forthcoming zombie invasion.

The bad news is that there's only one of these things available. And it's going to run you $40. Ouch. We're also not exactly sure what you'd do with it, either. Carrying your books to class in this thing might get you a few crooked looks... until everyone realizes you'll be saving their asses during a zombie attack.

[Update: The item we originally linked to is now sold out, but sindeegee is making more available and has lowered the cost. We clearly understatimated the demand for this thing; please let us know your location so we can coordinate our zombie ourbreak survival strategies.]


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Monodi's Avatar
Monodi at 07/04/2009 20:06
PILLS HERE
mikeyed's Avatar
mikeyed at 07/04/2009 20:12
Shit, man. You got pills? Are they uppers or downers?
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar
SnakeDude4Life at 07/04/2009 20:29
Grabbin Peels!
RiotMonster's Avatar
RiotMonster at 07/04/2009 20:29
Still want..
downsouthhustla's Avatar
downsouthhustla at 07/04/2009 20:30
mixing both ftw!!
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 07/04/2009 20:30
Needless to say, it's gone already.
rageofthemage's Avatar
rageofthemage at 07/04/2009 20:37
Hey guys! http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=27382100 there's five in stock now. And it's only 30 bucks!
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar
SnakeDude4Life at 07/04/2009 20:41
I got mine. See ya suckas!
AlienGuy18's Avatar
AlienGuy18 at 07/04/2009 20:47
Must...resist...clicking...buy...
Clarke's Avatar
Clarke at 07/04/2009 21:03
I bought 1. So far I have the Louis clothes and pills but I still need a watch, pipe bomb, molotov, and prop gun.
Los255's Avatar
Los255 at 07/04/2009 21:14
DO WANT
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar
SnakeDude4Life at 07/04/2009 22:04
@Clarke

An airsoft pistol will work as well.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 07/04/2009 22:34
Okay, that's awesome. I wish I had more money.
MasterGlitch's Avatar
MasterGlitch at 07/04/2009 22:54
Mega64 could buy one of these and run around town holding it up against people while demanding they "Hold still!" and "Let me patch you up!" or something along those lines.
ikiryou's Avatar
ikiryou at 07/04/2009 23:19
Throw in a live Zoey and we'll discuss the transaction...
Mirax's Avatar
Mirax at 07/05/2009 00:50
MasterGlitch, that's actually the best idea ever.
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 07/05/2009 02:02
Oh man, I'd want one, if I had the money.
Infininja's Avatar
Infininja at 07/05/2009 05:28
So.... the American Red Cross hasn't made a stink about this being in the game?
Chronic Logic's Avatar
Chronic Logic at 07/05/2009 06:09
I don't know, when I look at it, it doesn't remind me of L4D health pack at first. Too generic...
falinter's Avatar
falinter at 07/05/2009 07:45
If these are still being made around halloween (which they should I mean jesus its for a costume) I'm totally getting it.
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joneightyfour at 07/05/2009 10:25
Looks awesome, ordered, preparing to be create feelings of envy in the few and bewilderment in the many.

Same as usual...
Wexx's Avatar
Wexx at 07/05/2009 11:59
I wish I had $30 for this... :(
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar
SnakeDude4Life at 07/05/2009 12:45
"please let us know your location so we can coordinate our zombie ourbreak survival strategies."

Miami, Florida. Gas mask and heath pack. Not gonna share ammo until proven friend or foe.
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Doomsday Forte at 07/05/2009 12:53
If this was a little bit bigger, it'd be a pretty nice laptop case. I have a lappy bigger than 8x10" so no go.

...but if I buy one of those little tiny laptops...*gasp* I'll have a bag for all of my gaming needs! Hot damn.
The-Excel's Avatar
The-Excel at 07/05/2009 13:50
@Doomsday Forte:
The smallest one of those I've seen is 9". It would be a very tight fit.
rageofthemage's Avatar
rageofthemage at 07/05/2009 16:41
@ Doomsday Forte

She does custom stuff, and takes requests... you should ask her to make you an l4d lappy bag!
sohnvonben's Avatar
sohnvonben at 07/06/2009 02:53
I think it looks cool, but I could make my own.
lou's Avatar
lou at 07/06/2009 10:44
DAMN YOU I couldn't resist buying one.

Man oh man I'm going to be the coolest guy at school now!
Holyetheline's Avatar
Holyetheline at 07/06/2009 12:02
I'll have to pick one of these up soon.
WarZombie's Avatar
WarZombie at 07/06/2009 13:00
DO WANT.

Don't care how many looks I get.
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