Also, the first guy in the magazine you might like. Barely a lick of hair on him.
Where are the pictures of Master Chief tea-bagging the Arbiter already?!
Don't act like it doesn't hurt.






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Our lovely features editor Chad Concelmo said we needed more Hard Gay on Destructoid today and his handsome wish is my lowly command! What you're looking at are some physically delectable specimens of manhood dressed up like Mario and Luigi because why not!? You can check out the full photoshoot in the latest issue of Muto, right here. Be warned, of course, that there is some NSFW content in there. Gayness is literally the greatest thing God ever invented. Oh, I do love it so! Mario And Luigi. Male Models. That Is All. [Gay Gamer] Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)Oh Jesse. You so silly.
Also, the first guy in the magazine you might like. Barely a lick of hair on him. LOL, that's great. Agreeing with supamunky, that's some WEIRD facial hair. No sideburns with it? Come on! Mario looks like Freddy Mercury. Niiiiiice. Hey Jim and Chad, thanks for making me explain to my wife why I was looking at gay porn stars dressed as Mario and Luigi. Thanks a lot. I should have taken Conrad's stance. Oh damn, those two are incredibly sexy! Would it be weird that my name being Luigi have some wild sex with myself and brother Mario? Because right now, I don't give a damn. :p Nice try, Jim, but this needed to be a Gaylo:Reach Around themed photo-shoot to strike comment section gold.
Where are the pictures of Master Chief tea-bagging the Arbiter already?! Loving the strutters in here. Apparently unless you pretend to have a hard-on for dudes you're a homophobe. I've heard it all, now. First time I read an article on destructoid, the header was Guys kissing and the author was jim...XD Rotund heterophobe Jim wishes he could see his schmeckle under that slab of fat he calls a stomach – but ultimately resorts to homoerotic Mario role-playing gallery to fulfill the void while at the same time trying to fit in with the "progressive" crowd.
Don't act like it doesn't hurt. i've actually seen this editorial before. i came across it when i was researching this lovely picture.
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8:00 PM on 05.25.2013 The ecstacy of Smooth McGroove's VG a cappellasI've tried my very best to avoid sharing too much of Smooth McGroove's kickass a cappella arrangements. Not because I think he's lost his Midas touch, but because I didn't want to be held responsible for making heads explode...
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4:00 AM on 05.04.2013 Mega Man Unlimited fan game goes J-pop in new trailerIt's been a while since we heard news on Mega Man Unlimited, the balls-awesome Mega Man fan game that fooled even Capcom into thinking it was legit! You may remember my interview last year with project lead Philippe "MegaPhi...
10:00 PM on 04.23.2013 Game covers recreated using clip art and Comic Sans fontRunning on places like Tumblr and Twitter is a new meme: Videogame / movie / book covers recreated using only clip art and Comic Sans font. The results are... well... check out for yourself in the gallery below. I would total...
11:30 PM on 04.11.2013 Homemade Fallout Monopoly makes the apocalypse worth itDespite my love of board games, I rarely get a chance to play any. My friends and the people I can occasionally stomach socializing with have little interest in sitting down and playing them with me, so I have to content myse...
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