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Hulking manlove: Koi Hime Musou brings the hard stuff photo

If there's one thing I've always wanted to rectify in general videogames coverage, it's the constant hetero-centric focus with female body parts. As a firm (and I mean firm) believer in balance and fair play, I feel it's high time we brought out some male specimens for us all to drool over. There he is, get drooling!

Koi Hime Musou is a "love adventure" PC game that's being ported over to the PS2 and is apparently set during my favorite period of history, the Three Kingdoms era of ancient China. Exactly how it's based on that time period, I'm not quite sure, but if hulking roidmonsters in purple speedos were a part of medieval Eastern warfare, I think my love for the age just increased. 

Although the above image is enough to suggest that this will never leave Japan, I highly suggest everyone try and import it. It has to be awesome, doesn't it?  

Oh, and for those of you who happened to have a boss, lover or parent walk past while you were checking out Destructoid this morning, rest assured -- I am not sorry for all the explaining you've just had to do.








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bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 06:53
bleep
Gayest Headline EVAR
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 08:11
Maurice Tan
What the hell... Will Lu Bu be the final boss, with multiple rape stages before you get to the love part? There had better be some streamlined gameplay in this one :)
9to5's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 08:22
9to5
Homosexuality is fine and good but Bestiality I can't handle, look at how that guinea pig thing is looking at his crotch.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 08:30
Snaileb
Even Gaybear can't handle this.

Damn you for not cropping the image to ease my heterosexual eyes.
Hoygeit's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 08:35
Hoygeit
Most terrifying pigtails ever.

I'm going to have to second qwerty and say this is GOTY material.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 08:42
wardrox
yiff
Noah's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 08:42
Noah
Sterling...if you love the Three Kingdoms era so much, you should visit Beijing on a holiday. When I first came to China 5 years ago I impressed the pants off of my tour guide with my knowledge of CHinese folklore and history. He asked how I knew so much, and I told him , "Dynasty Warriors and Kessen.." There's one place called the 'Summer Palace....where there's a long walkway with all of these Three Kingdoms carvings in the sealing that's amazing to walk through!
I didn't know asian dudes waxed down there back then....by the way this post is totally gay :)
Angry Irish's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 09:30
Angry Irish
With the way that fox/guinea pig/cat/man/bear/pig or whatever that animal is looking at his crotch, I don't think this is copping with my head.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 10:27
king3vbo
GOTY - Gay of the year?
microwavefood's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 11:28
microwavefood
end of days
Arcanum's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 12:26
Arcanum
Does that dog want a drink?
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 20:45
Fading Star
Jim is just a fair guy.

GGOTY!
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 21:07
Bob Muir
Looks like Cho Anki.
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