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So, by now, you've obviously bought and downloaded Retro City Rampage (or are desperately waiting for it to arrive on your platform) because I made it pretty clear a couple of hours ago that this was a thing you were going to do today. But did you know that you can play the game while wearing the face of your favorite Destructoid staffer?* Not only that, but you won't have to go through all of that messy effort of stalking us on an individual basis, waiting for the right opportunity to break into our homes and carve the flesh from our skulls to make a mask of. We're so thoughtful! Just watch the above video for step-by-step instructions to unlock our gorgeous mugs in your game. *assuming that your favorite Destructoid staffer is one of the fifteen included in the game, that is.
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8:30 AM on 01.01.2013 Happy New Year 2013!As we kick off this new year, I would like to personally thank everyone reading this for supporting Destructoid this past year. You readers are a constant source of inspiration for the staff here, and it means so much to us t...
8:30 AM on 11.20.2012 Party today with Dtoid, Intel & TigerDirect in MiamiTigerDirect's annual PC race for charity is back, and it kicks off with a killer party! Destructoid is returning to Miami for this special event co-hosted by Intel, and if you're reading this you're invited! Grab your golden ...
8:25 PM on 11.16.2012 The winner of our Persona 4 Golden Premium dance contestFirst off, you all made my week. I loved ALL of the entries for our Persona 4 Golden Premium Edition dance contest. So many great videos! I wish we had more than one prize to give. Thanks so much to all that entered! But, as...
11:30 AM on 11.15.2012 Last day to enter our Persona 4 Golden dance off contest[Update: Contest closed! Winner announced here.] Today is the last day to shake your ass in front of a webcam to win a copy of the Persona 4 Golden Premium Edition for PS Vita. Inspired by the fantastic opening intro song for...
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| 8:30 PM on 04.08.2013 Retro City Rampage dev's Microsoft horror story |

After a shaky relationship that put his career and game on the line, Retro City Rampage developer Brian Provinciano joins Jonathan Blow and Team Meat in talking mess about Microsoft. After developing RCR for over four years, ...more
| 7:00 AM on 03.02.2013 Retro City Rampage Wii version a '$20,000 gift to fans' |

Brian Provinciano wanted to keep his word. That is the reason Retro City Rampage released on WiiWare earlier this week. Its developer has no expectation of turning a profit on the platform, calling the move a "...more
| 6:30 PM on 02.27.2013 See how Retro City Rampage got slimmed down to 8-bit |

Long before Retro City Rampage, developer Brian Provinciano was working on Grand Theftendo, essentially a demake of Grand Theft Auto III. Brian even created his own original Nintendo development kit to make this happen! He w...more
| 3:15 PM on 02.27.2013 Retro City Rampage sold way more on PSN than Steam, XBLA |

Brian Provinciano, the creative mind behind the wonderful Retro City Rampage, took to Twitter recently and shared how the game has fared on PlayStation Network, Xbox Live Arcade, and Steam. The clear winner is easily PSN, as ...more
| 2:45 PM on 02.21.2013 Retro City Rampage Wii out Feb 28, includes prototype ROM |

Retro City Rampage for WiiWare missed its January release window, but creator Brian Provinciano has set his foot down and stated that the game will finally arrive next week on February 28. RCR's entire development history has...more
| 1:30 PM on 02.01.2013 Developer releases full Retro City Rampage map |

Vblank Entertainment has released the full map for Retro City Rampage in image form -- spoiler alert -- it's huge! But the world map wasn't the only thing that was released however, as the entirety of the game is pretty much ...more
| 4:00 PM on 01.02.2013 Retro City Rampage out now on Xbox Live Arcade |

After a sizable wait, Retro City Rampage has made its Xbox Live Arcade debut. While this will be neither the first nor last version of the game, it is nice to know that it costs 800 Microsoft Points ($10) instead of launching...more
| 8:00 PM on 01.01.2013 Retro City Rampage still has a secret |

Retro City Rampage was one of the most interesting releases of 2012. Written and designed largely by one man, the game was in development for years, leaving hungry fans to lay in wait. Xbox 360 and Wii owners may still b...more
| 3:00 PM on 12.28.2012 Retro City Rampage comes to XBLA on January 2 |

Retro City Rampage will be flying onto WiiWare some time in January, but the XBLA version has a much more definite launch date. Direct from creator Brian Provinciano himself, you will be able to download the XBLA port of the ...more
| 7:00 AM on 12.24.2012 Retro City Rampage set to drop in January on WiiWare |

Ever since Retro City Rampage hit pretty much everything other than WiiWare (and XBLA), fans have been waiting patiently for any sort of Wii release date news. Finally, we now have a soft release window of "January 2013," whi...more
| 8:00 AM on 05.20.2013 Batman and Joker have new voice actors in Arkham Origins |
Batman: Arkham Origins is a prequel, and as such developer Warner Bros. Montreal is changing the voices of Batman and Joker. "We went in our game back several years [and] we really wanted to cast people that sounded like t...more
| 2:00 PM on 05.18.2013 Doki-Doki Universe is more than just flying around on poo |
Doki-Doki Universe is a simple game to grasp but a hard one to describe at first. Basically, you play as a robot named QT377665 (or QT3 for short), who's just discovered that its entire line has become obsolete thanks to thei...more
| 1:30 PM on 05.13.2013 New Assassin's Creed IV trailer ushers in a golden age |
Notebooks out, kids; it's time for a history lesson. Today, Ubisoft is the substitute teacher, and it wants to talk a bit about the golden age of piracy. Yes, there's the obligatory references to plundering and mutiny. Of co...more


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