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Retro City Rampage

How to unlock Destructoid staff in Retro City Rampage

10:30 AM on 10.09.2012 // Conrad Zimmerman

Look, mom!

So, by now, you've obviously bought and downloaded Retro City Rampage (or are desperately waiting for it to arrive on your platform) because I made it pretty clear a couple of hours ago that this was a thing you were going to do today. But did you know that you can play the game while wearing the face of your favorite Destructoid staffer?*

Not only that, but you won't have to go through all of that messy effort of stalking us on an individual basis, waiting for the right opportunity to break into our homes and carve the flesh from our skulls to make a mask of. We're so thoughtful!

Just watch the above video for step-by-step instructions to unlock our gorgeous mugs in your game.

*assuming that your favorite Destructoid staffer is one of the fifteen included in the game, that is.

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destructoid's previous coverage:
Retro City Rampage

  Jul 09

Mr. Destructoid is super popular in Retro City Rampage

Oh, and that Jim Sterling guy is pretty neat, too

  Jun 25

Retro City Rampage adds mod support and enhanced graphics

The retro gaming-inspired title is reduced on Steam today

  Apr 08

Retro City Rampage dev's Microsoft horror story

Developer says Microsoft cancelled his game and then released it at wrong price

  Mar 02

Retro City Rampage Wii version a '$20,000 gift to fans'

Brian Provinciano doesn't expect to profit from WiiWare release

  Feb 27

See how Retro City Rampage got slimmed down to 8-bit

Did you know: Brian Provinciano has some killer biceps

  Feb 27

Retro City Rampage sold way more on PSN than Steam, XBLA

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