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How to be a total douchebag in Team Fortress 2

9:07 AM on 12.06.2007, Jim Sterling 61 comments

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The grade-A arseholes from Team Roomba have released a video showing some of the most epic griefing that Team Fortress 2 has to offer. While we at Destructoid do not condone this kind of abhorrent and uncouth behavior, it also cannot be denied that watching people get increasingly annoyed is incredibly funny.

The video's a long one, but trust me, it gets more and more hilarious as it rolls on. The final part is an absolute goldmine of sheer douchebaggery. In public, I'd like to say that these people are irresponsible and morally bankrupt guttersnipes. My cold and cruel heart secretly applauds them, however.


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Barcode at 12/06/2007 09:32
rofl

classic
BlindsideDork's Avatar
BlindsideDork at 12/06/2007 09:34
I almost cried it was so funny...especially when the "civilians" were introduced and the end Engineer shenninainagans, I can't spell!
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BlackDove at 12/06/2007 09:36
Hahahaha, "Meet the CIVILLIAN"
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Snaileb at 12/06/2007 09:36
I also excel at #5. One thing I don't get is 'the spray'. Is that in the PC version? What were they spraying and what does it do?

This whole video is full of douchebaggery, but it's genious.
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vandamguy at 12/06/2007 09:41
that video is epic.

while you can get away with most of that stuff on the Dtoid server like melee only (Eschatos) or vulgar sprays, building SG's under the floor is a quick way to get yourself banned =D
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Holyetheline at 12/06/2007 09:43
That would be quite fun.
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ShadowXOR at 12/06/2007 09:45
This video contains a ton of stuff that has already been patched though. The team blocking is patched, last I heard getting underneath the ground is fixed, you also cannot heal an enemy Spy after he has come out of his disguise anymore. Luckily Valve is really good about patching these things. So most of this video isn't even doable anymore, but it was still funny. I liked the floor of teleporters that kept taking them backwards.

Snaileb: Sprays are in the PC version, you can upload your own picture (even animated) and spray it on almost any wall.
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BS3 Owner at 12/06/2007 09:46
TRUE EPIC FuckTarts. Funny though!
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Origim at 12/06/2007 09:47
The under the floor bits reminded me of Quake2 noclip nightmares from the past. Funny stuff.
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Simmons 2pt0 at 12/06/2007 09:52
The spray part was the most epic thing I've seen in awhile.
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BlindsideDork at 12/06/2007 09:53
But how much is doable in the 360 version? That one doesn't get patches!
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Bulrog at 12/06/2007 09:54
LOL
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Nubc4kes at 12/06/2007 10:00
The part at the end when their all engineers and they make a giant clusterf*ck by the spawn was so funny. Oh, man. Great video.
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Teh_zombs at 12/06/2007 10:10
Once upon a time I lolled.
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MechaMonkey at 12/06/2007 10:11
And lawls were had by all.

Couponbug.com!
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balth at 12/06/2007 10:19
"While we at Destructoid do not condone this kind of abhorrent and uncouth behavior..."

Perhaps you need to readjust your Monocle.

You DO remember who you're talking to, here, right?

RIGHT?

LOL.

that is all.
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robotplague at 12/06/2007 10:24
I saw this last night, I had a good hearty chuckle I did.

It's not griefing, but one of the funniest things I've seen in game was a guy who had a animated DDR dance mat spray. He sprayed it on the ground and then did the engineer dance on top of it. Brilliant.
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flaming burrito at 12/06/2007 10:33
hahaha omg that was epic... too bad most of these are patched now lol
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Sharpless at 12/06/2007 10:41
I lawled when he teleported that sniper so that he materialized directly facing the obscene graffiti. I love watching shenanigans.
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Mister Disco at 12/06/2007 10:47
This was total win. "Do you guys want us to lose?!" Much lawl.
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Snaileb at 12/06/2007 10:53
Sharpless did you catch the part when he got out of the tele and turns one direction, then faces the wall again, like a second take type thing. Funny.

Thanks for the info ShadowXOR
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TowelieFan at 12/06/2007 10:54
This has got to be one of the funniest videos that I have seen in a long time. Especially the Scout part.
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king3vbo at 12/06/2007 11:01
I was laughing so hard watching that video that I cried... holy good god that was some funny shit
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Hitogoroshi at 12/06/2007 11:05
Funny.

I don't know why people stay in those games. Just quit and you don't have to deal with it.
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loki d20 at 12/06/2007 11:06
Meh.
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n00bMeiSter at 12/06/2007 11:16
lol, that's friggin' great. I couldn't stop lauging lol
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mikemqn at 12/06/2007 11:16
Tats gonna inspire hundreds of TF2 douchebags, but thats cool because it was completely worth it. That was great to wake up to.
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Sharpless at 12/06/2007 11:43
@Snaileb
LOL, no, I think I missed that. I like how the one dude was repeatedly hitting the wall, like he was trying to wipe it off.
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j0e at 12/06/2007 11:43
i thought it was stupid and unfunny. wow, they exploit a broken map to grief other people until they get banned or leave. wow they waste time making their team lose. epic is a 32 player stack, or getting to the top of cp_skyscraper in 10 seconds. epic is something that takes some talent, skill or effort. exploiting known bugs to annoy people, and not even in a funny way but pretty much in the normal way that everyone else did it, isn't "epic" or special in any way. it's just lame.
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Danmartigan at 12/06/2007 11:44
hahahaha
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Justin Villasenor at 12/06/2007 12:04
That video was hilarious, incredibly jerky, but hilarious.
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GuitarAtomik at 12/06/2007 12:05
Proof that douches exist in every game. Hilarious though.
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Baron Calico at 12/06/2007 12:09
Holy fuck the spray part was funny! Setting up a mysterious teleport straight into horrific obscenity = the legendary win!
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GrayFox at 12/06/2007 12:41
Oh man, that was seriously the hardest I've laughed in a long time. The gliding scouts....jesus.
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Rockvillian at 12/06/2007 12:58
@j0e

Thanks for being there for us pal! You and griefing are like fish to fishermen.
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ruckus at 12/06/2007 13:30
its only funny because i don't play. Its shit like this that keeps me from playing these games. It just takes the fun out.
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sirpalee at 12/06/2007 13:58
Some people have too many time...
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Upgrayedd at 12/06/2007 14:07
rofl at meatspin gif
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Technika at 12/06/2007 14:51
That is one of the funniest videos I have seen in a while. Makes you wonder how long it took them to do this.
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Eschatos at 12/06/2007 15:12
Oh come on, Vandamguy. Melee only can be useful. At least it would be if everyone would listen to me and try it. Also, whenever someone sprays a meatspin(LucaShoal), I just cover it with my spray. I would like to try the under map bug, though.
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A Ton of Berries at 12/06/2007 15:32
that has got to be the funniest video I didn't get to see today.

Does anyone know of an alternative source to this one? The Great And Mighty Cencorship God in the Youtubes did not approve.
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A Ton of Berries at 12/06/2007 15:44
Actually, nevermind that.
it was just a joke, you know, to put you off your guard or something.

Hilarious video, gotta try the teleporter thingy sometime.
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mistic at 12/06/2007 15:46
omg this was great :-)
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Fading Star at 12/06/2007 16:46
"The video's a long one, but trust me, it gets more and more hilarious as it rolls on. The final part is an absolute goldmine of sheer douchebaggery. In public, I'd like to say that these people are irresponsible and morally bankrupt guttersnipes. My cold and cruel heart secretly applauds them, however."

Good job Jim.
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Necros at 12/06/2007 17:35
This is hilarious! Who cares if it's annoying, this would be totally worth it.
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Chaosye at 12/06/2007 17:39
Awesome. I wanna be a civillian!
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Samit Sarkar at 12/06/2007 19:12
After someone complains about building stuff under the floor: “If Valve didn’t want players to do it, why would they put it in the game?”

Epic lulz.
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B-Radicate at 12/06/2007 19:27
The underground comment was the only lol funny part. The clusterfuck of teleporters at the end was almost as funny, though.

Question: In the 360 version, how do you change the direction the teleporter faces if at all? I never knew you could do that.
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