How did Koei Tecmo go about attaching some breasts to a wall? This is the sort of question you should be asking yourself late at night. And conversely, the type of answer you should be seeking out in the privacy of your own home, preferably during the nighttime hours.
Besides promoting Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 with the aforementioned shenanigans, the company went on to promote the game with more viral ads, some of which contained more gratuitous use of boobs, some of which didn't.
As stumbled upon by Kotaku, we now have the chance to see how this stuff was made. As to why it was made, well, we'll get back to you on that one.
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That's enough to make a grown man cry right there. I'll tell you why they did it Grim, because they fucking could. If you ask me, which no one did, that's more than enough of a reason to do something so shameless.
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3:00 AM on 10.22.2009
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Good quote.