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We all know Pokémon as the cute and cuddly game in which pocket-sized monsters fight for your approval. However, according to Nintendo president Saturo Iwata, the worldwide smash hit could have been an entirely different beast. An altogether more disturbing one, at that.

When Pokémon was being readied for its big Western debut, the localization team were incredibly skeptical, claiming that in no way, shape or form would such adorable little creatures ever be successful in the US. Apparently, all we care about in America are huge, rippling muscles. That's almost what we got, too. 

"We were sent a proposal of muscle-bound characters to use if we wanted to do well in the U.S," reveals Iwata. Luckily for us, Nintendo never went ahead with the idea of making American kids train, trade and battle with pint-sized Chris Benoits. The Pokémon never bulked up, thanks to former Nintendo boss Hiroshi Yamauchi. He felt Pokémon could be successful in the United States because it was something different, and he relished the challenge. His gamble paid off bigtime.

Would Pokémon have been such a huge craze in the States if all the monsters looked like Machamp? Something tells me it wouldn't have had the same charm.


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Los255's Avatar
Los255 at 05/19/2009 12:04
If EVERY Pokemon was ripped, then it wouldn't have a flare to it. The variety is what makes it popular. Just look at Snorlax.
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Josh Tolentino at 05/19/2009 12:08
I'd like to see a ripped Seaking (f*ck yeah!), Magikarp, Mudkip, and Bidoof. Dire Bidoof?
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PappaDukes at 05/19/2009 12:08
Holy crap, I literally just turned gay!
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RiotMonster at 05/19/2009 12:11
Body-building Jinx pix kthnx.
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ScottyG at 05/19/2009 12:14
Is his left arm sunk into the blanket, or is he leaning on a stump? :S
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Harris Hatsworth at 05/19/2009 12:14
Concept sketches please.
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kapshhh at 05/19/2009 12:15
If Magikarp was there, it might splash attack you right in the face.
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sickNasty at 05/19/2009 12:16
WTF. Nothing like getting back from lunch, sitting down at my desk and being greeted with this once I open Dtoid.

I never scrambled so fast to hit the scroll wheel on my mouse.

You do realize some of Dtoid's audience has a full time job right?
J03yyz's Avatar
J03yyz at 05/19/2009 12:16
christ dude, im at work...
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Mr Wrighty 987 at 05/19/2009 12:23
I would play pokemen if the game included Gynocomastia, High Blood Pressure, Acne and Shrunken Balls
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RAB at 05/19/2009 12:26
just because it hasn't got full frontal doesn't mean its safe for work T__T
BS3 Owner's Avatar
BS3 Owner at 05/19/2009 12:27
Hamza!!!!!!!!!! Do Something?!??

The Economy is bad enough as it is Jim.
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xdarkxwarriorx at 05/19/2009 12:28
hahahahaaaa thank you jim, atheistium, and wardrox. and people complaining at work - you should have known this was coming. this is why you should listen to the podcastle. not for entertainment, not for amusement, but to be forewarned about naked men on the front page.

no one posted "hey man im at work wtf" on the other post... hmmmmmmm...

alright, soap box time is over for me. dont worry, im leaving im leaving.
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Kraid at 05/19/2009 12:31
The thing you did there , I saw it.
RiotMonster's Avatar
RiotMonster at 05/19/2009 12:34
Maybe you people should, oh, I don't know, do your goddamn jobs?

XP
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WarZombie at 05/19/2009 12:42
I hate the notion that publishers think they have to make shit all ripped or load a game with explosions to think it'll work in the U.S. Japan gets beautiful box art, we get angry faces and violence. People should learn from this, that you can be successful without muscles and explosions littering the game.
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Projectexodus at 05/19/2009 12:50
Fap fap fap fap!
BluDesign's Avatar
BluDesign at 05/19/2009 13:02
Japan thinks we want musclebound he-heroes?

This is the same country with Cho-Aniki for christ's sake.



Guys, maybe your research was DEAD WRONG.

Also, for some reason, over half of the Google Image Search images from Cho Aniki are tied back to Destructoid. Uh, maybe we should knock off the muscle-dude stories for awhile...
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CitizenErased at 05/19/2009 13:14
A little to the left Machamp...thank you.
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stafax at 05/19/2009 13:35
Jim, you're what legends are made out of
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falinter at 05/19/2009 13:42
What if every Pokemon was Brad Nicholson's pecs?
grasslunatic's Avatar
grasslunatic at 05/19/2009 13:43
I really want to see a stacked Snorlax.
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pedrovay2003 at 05/19/2009 13:45
Yeah, what's going on with that guy's arm?
atastysammich's Avatar
atastysammich at 05/19/2009 13:53
Ha, that crotchety, persistent bastard Yamauchi! Never thought I'd come to miss him--Wii Music would've never left the drawing board on his watch.
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otogi guy at 05/19/2009 14:07
his arm thing is odd
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ShuperShawn at 05/19/2009 14:32
Somebody needs to do a mod of the original pokemon games where all the pokemon have 6 packs and bulging biceps.

And Brad Nicholson needs to be in it, or just his pecs.
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Syn at 05/19/2009 14:35
@work ppl: GET BACK TO WORK! Quit playin' around on the internet!
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lower Machamp....lower.....loooower......ONNN TOP OF OLD SMOOOKEYYYYY
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vrplumber at 05/19/2009 15:30
Thanks Jim, I was just wondering if i were gay. This header image clears things up nicely:)
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boomfasa at 05/19/2009 15:40
daaaayum girl
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HiddenAHB at 05/19/2009 15:44
Nah, Pokémon wouldn't be such a hit if they were muscular.
Parents may aprove pocket monsters fighting for their child pleasure, but HOMOEROTIC pocket monsters is a completely diferent thing.
Chronic Logic's Avatar
Chronic Logic at 05/19/2009 17:38
Pokemon on steroids you say?
JT706's Avatar
JT706 at 05/19/2009 20:01
Wow, what a terrific idea.

While we're at it, I've got this terrific treatment for Sailor Moon that'll go big in the states: A live-action multicultural team of 9th graders! There's the black one, the Hispanic one, the handi-capable one...
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 05/19/2009 20:36
I'm glad. Pokemon would be ridiculous if all of them looked like Machamp. Not to mention, it would have been a ton of work to redraw 150 Pokemon.
TheToiletDuck's Avatar
TheToiletDuck at 05/20/2009 07:04
Wouldn't really be pocket monsters if they were ripped like shit.
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Naim Master at 05/20/2009 22:07
Pocket Brad Nicholsons?
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monkeyspoon5 at 05/21/2009 00:05
Don't trainers already give thme steroids called "vitamins" in the game?
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