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Please allow me to cut through all of the niceties and help Nintendo say what they really need to say in their most recent Wii love note, as if we don't get interrupted by it every time we turn on the console AND start a game. Some of us are retards, use the damn Wiimote correctly, and here's another covering of the anus to protect ourselves from you beaning your little sister in the skull and then bringing your filthy lawyers at our doorstep. If all else fails, we're sending Reggie to your house to kick your ass. Thanks kids!







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Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2006 15:27
Namelessted
Well done, Niero. I love it.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2006 15:34
Niero
MY TURN! It's going on my fridge :)
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2006 15:37
Toneman
I lol'd.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2006 15:39
Snaileb
Neiro you sterotypical bastard... I actually put down my KFC Chicken Bowl as I read this during lunch @ the office. lol fuck..
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2006 15:42
Snaileb
Why is my avatar retard...
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2006 15:43
Snaileb
*retarded. I mean I didnt put it up there.. Neiro has a ninja and Alien has Ryu... -_-
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2006 15:54
Darren Nakamura
Niero, you keep bringing up that it hasn't happened in Japan, but did you forget that the thing didn't even launch in Japan until like a few days ago? And then there has already been at least one report of a broken LCD TV from a flying Wiimote, though I can't find that article at the moment.

As far as the big stupid motions, I know you and Summa are against it, but I think that's one of the main reasons Summa hates Wii Sports so much. It's just more fun if you don't do the lame little wrist flicks. Of course, letting go of the controller is just stupid...
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2006 16:10
Niero
It's all half truths, I'm just having fun :)
Jaded Alyx's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2006 16:21
Jaded Alyx
"We didn't have this problem in Japan"

Nope.

http://depo.exblog.jp/6131100/
GodLen's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2006 19:32
GodLen
Hey! What's wrong with luffy?
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2006 23:09
Aaron Mxy Yost
Much better!
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