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How not to sell a PlayStation 3 on Ebay photo

Oh, Mylanta! Call me conservative, but the last thing I want near my next-gen hardware is a fat naked dude's hairy testicles. That's just how I was raised, no offense. Unfortunately we failed at properly stalking JeddyWG on eBay so we don't know how this story ended, but we can probably assume the facial expression above pretty much sums it up. Think he's bitter about getting stuck with that thing? Nah. What a great photo, though. The passion. The honesty. The bitch tits. If I had any musical talent in my quasi-SARS-ridden body this would totally be my next album cover.

The gruesome photo was sent in by Beaver on our bustling MySpace page. Thanks, broseph!








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Bill Murray's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 22:47
Bill Murray
This shit is bananas.
Bill Murray's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 22:48
Bill Murray
B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 22:50
Topher Cantler
Unc... Uncle Jed? o__o
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 22:52
bleep
This is who ordered it
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 22:55
Jordan Devore
Lol Bleep -- my thoughts exactly.
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 23:04
bleep
Heres another one
tehuberone's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 23:05
tehuberone
*in shock* from bleep
Poopface Morty's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 23:15
Poopface Morty
Lots of reasons to vomit in this post.
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 23:20
Jordan Devore
That second one actually made me yell out "what the fuck!?"
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 23:25
Niero
that's hot
Sienar's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 23:31
Sienar
I wonder if thats his O face
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2007 00:04
Darren Nakamura
Oh boy, I know somebody else who's selling his PS3 on eBay, eh Niero? Eh?
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2007 01:14
ArrestedDeveloper
I hope he used a timer on the camera to take the picture, if not that is just creepy.
ArrozConCarne's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2007 01:52
ArrozConCarne
LOL I bet his balls look like his beard... or maybe he shaved his balls and glued the hairs in his face...
esaks's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2007 03:50
esaks
As if selling a PS3 wasn't hard enough...
Jambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2007 05:43
Jambo
Hahaha that guy is awesome! clearly you can see the effort of lifting the receipts on top of the weight of his flabby arms
bassbeast's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2007 08:49
bassbeast
I know it'll make me sound like an overly-sensitive whiner, but could the SARS jokes stop? Here in Toronto, it caused a pretty wide panic (I had meetings with people at E3 that were cancelled when they found out I was from Toronto in 2003). More tragically, people died from it. Most notably, healthcare workers on the front lines, trying to help the sick were a large portion of the victims. The city is still recovering from the tourism hit (even though the word SARS isn't in our vocab anymore, and nobody's had it since 2003). It's just being insensitive to kid about that, is all. Otherwise, keep up the good reporting.
for the aeon of the hallowed's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2007 10:46
for the aeon of the hallowed
how long do you think it'll take for the inevitable ytmnd's featuring this guy to make their way back to the dtoid? circle a' friggin life, ah. it's a beautiful thing.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2007 12:10
Aaron Mxy Yost
Jack Black?

And I request more SARS jokes. 9/11 & Holocaust humor is fine too. Maybe post that picture series of the guy who set his kitten on fire! :)
Beaver Atomsk's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2007 13:57
Beaver Atomsk
Wow, I didn't think this would make the blog. Sweet!
Zero Iscariot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2007 15:03
Zero Iscariot
I don't know what is more putrid, the unabomber naked or the PS3.
Kex's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 21:28
Kex
Wouldn't it be ten times funnier if he was selling a Wii?
biggestsonicfan's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/19/2007 18:22
biggestsonicfan
In case anyone wanted to view the original auction page, I backed it up on December 4th, thinking it would have been pulled... http://bsf.man-ma.de/PS3%20MAN!/cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPIb6a1.html
Michymaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2007 19:57
Michymaster
fuckin grose man jeez...
DKpsyOmnius's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2007 15:28
DKpsyOmnius
@biggestsonicfan - strong work, friend

LMFAO @ the comments..oh man... 'if i win, can i tug on your beard? sure thing.' - AAAAHAHAHAHA
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