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How not to sell a PlayStation 3 on Ebay

10:48 PM on 01.16.2007, Niero 27 comments

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Oh, Mylanta! Call me conservative, but the last thing I want near my next-gen hardware is a fat naked dude's hairy testicles. That's just how I was raised, no offense. Unfortunately we failed at properly stalking JeddyWG on eBay so we don't know how this story ended, but we can probably assume the facial expression above pretty much sums it up. Think he's bitter about getting stuck with that thing? Nah. What a great photo, though. The passion. The honesty. The bitch tits. If I had any musical talent in my quasi-SARS-ridden body this would totally be my next album cover.

The gruesome photo was sent in by Beaver on our bustling MySpace page. Thanks, broseph!


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Bill Murray at 01/16/2007 22:48
Topher Cantler's Avatar
Topher Cantler at 01/16/2007 22:50
Unc... Uncle Jed? o__o
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bleep at 01/16/2007 22:52
This is who ordered it
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Jordan Grim Devore at 01/16/2007 22:55
Lol Bleep -- my thoughts exactly.
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bleep at 01/16/2007 23:04
Heres another one
tehuberone's Avatar
tehuberone at 01/16/2007 23:05
*in shock* from bleep
Poopface Morty's Avatar
Poopface Morty at 01/16/2007 23:15
Lots of reasons to vomit in this post.
Jordan Grim Devore's Avatar
Jordan Grim Devore at 01/16/2007 23:20
That second one actually made me yell out "what the fuck!?"
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 01/16/2007 23:25
that's hot
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Sienar at 01/16/2007 23:31
I wonder if thats his O face
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Dexter345 at 01/17/2007 00:04
Oh boy, I know somebody else who's selling his PS3 on eBay, eh Niero? Eh?
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ArrestedDeveloper at 01/17/2007 01:14
I hope he used a timer on the camera to take the picture, if not that is just creepy.
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ArrozConCarne at 01/17/2007 01:52
LOL I bet his balls look like his beard... or maybe he shaved his balls and glued the hairs in his face...
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esaks at 01/17/2007 03:50
As if selling a PS3 wasn't hard enough...
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Jambo at 01/17/2007 05:43
Hahaha that guy is awesome! clearly you can see the effort of lifting the receipts on top of the weight of his flabby arms
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bassbeast at 01/17/2007 08:49
I know it'll make me sound like an overly-sensitive whiner, but could the SARS jokes stop? Here in Toronto, it caused a pretty wide panic (I had meetings with people at E3 that were cancelled when they found out I was from Toronto in 2003). More tragically, people died from it. Most notably, healthcare workers on the front lines, trying to help the sick were a large portion of the victims. The city is still recovering from the tourism hit (even though the word SARS isn't in our vocab anymore, and nobody's had it since 2003). It's just being insensitive to kid about that, is all. Otherwise, keep up the good reporting.
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for the aeon of the hallowed at 01/17/2007 10:46
how long do you think it'll take for the inevitable ytmnd's featuring this guy to make their way back to the dtoid? circle a' friggin life, ah. it's a beautiful thing.
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Mxyzptlk at 01/17/2007 12:10
Jack Black?

And I request more SARS jokes. 9/11 & Holocaust humor is fine too. Maybe post that picture series of the guy who set his kitten on fire! :)
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Beaver Atomsk at 01/17/2007 13:57
Wow, I didn't think this would make the blog. Sweet!
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Zero Iscariot at 01/17/2007 15:03
I don't know what is more putrid, the unabomber naked or the PS3.
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Kex at 01/18/2007 21:28
Wouldn't it be ten times funnier if he was selling a Wii?
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biggestsonicfan at 01/19/2007 18:22
In case anyone wanted to view the original auction page, I backed it up on December 4th, thinking it would have been pulled... http://bsf.man-ma.de/PS3%20MAN!/cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPIb6a1.html
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Michymaster at 01/24/2007 19:57
fuckin grose man jeez...
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DKpsyOmnius at 01/26/2007 15:28
@biggestsonicfan - strong work, friend

LMFAO @ the comments..oh man... 'if i win, can i tug on your beard? sure thing.' - AAAAHAHAHAHA
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