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Housing crisis hits Home: Free apartment available photo

The far-reaching tentacles of the villainous ECONOMIC CRISIS SQUID have slithered their foul way into PlayStation Home, where housing prices are so low they're practically giving them away. This oh-so-funny bit of "satire" basically means to say that a new apartment is available in Home for the low price of bugger-all, but only for a week.

If for some reason you absolutely adore Home yet still aren't quite retarded enough to want to spend money in it, you can exchange your standard apartment for the "Chamber Apartment." This is obviously very exciting and stuff, so I'm sure all of you will now break the vow of a lifetime and reinstall Home to download it. 

The new apartment has a tree with a human face in it, automatically making it the most interesting thing that will ever be in Home. I'll wager that the thirty-two seconds of amusement you'll get out of that tree is well worth sitting through five minutes of loading screens for, right?








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gamadaya's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2009 16:15
gamadaya
"If for some reason you absolutely adore Home yet still aren't quite retarded enough to want to spend money in it, you can exchange your standard apartment for the "Chamber Apartment.""

Applies to people with IQ in the range of 57 to 62.
ThatOtherPerson's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2009 16:23
ThatOtherPerson
Whats with the constant home hating? I've got Little Big Planet, Uncharted, Burnout Paradise and Gran Turismo 5 Prologue and there all great games but I still end up spending as much time in home as I do playing any of them if not as much as I do playing all of them collectively. Want to know why? because home is freaken awesome. There's chess (which I'm absolutely addicted to), bowling, pool, mancala, two text adventures, a airplane racing game, a car racing game, some kinda hover bike racing game with randomized obstacles to avoid, a bunch of puzzle games, and tons more. Plus there's always new content being added. Most of all it just seems cool that its an MMO in which people actually acknowledge each other rather then just having other plays populate the background for visual effect. Seriously most MMOs are glorified single player games. You get like one minute of social interaction out of every five hours of WoW.

I especially hate how people are constantly insulting anyone who goes in for a micro transactions like buying clothing in home. That parts not even limited to home. I have never bought virtual clothing and I'm doubtful that I ever will but I can see the appeal of having more options to differentiate yourself from the people you interact with. How is that any different then buying clothing in real life? I doubt you only own the minimum amount of clothing necessary to avoid getting arrested for walking around nude so whether you acknowledge it or not your buying clothes just to effect how you appear and since it seems unlikely that you will sell your clothes later or do anything with them other then wear them you aren't getting anymore of a value out of them then if they where digital. Even if you don't want to personally spend money on that kind of micro transaction you have to be willing to acknowledge that not only are there existence not hurting you but you are benefiting from them. IF you have EVER played a free to play MMO then you have directly benifited from other peoples willingness to pay for micro transactions.
forgotmypen's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2009 16:31
forgotmypen
Christ Jim, you're an asshole. Good show!
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2009 16:37
BluDesign
Hey, you can hit the Enter key more than once per reply.

Seriously.

As for Home, I don't get it. Yeah, it's got pool and bowling, but I don't want to fucking wait in line for that. I want to play it immediately with my friends. Waiting for some dip to play the billiards game for 30 minutes and then have someone jump ahead of me because he's closer to the "mark" where you can start a game isn't all that much fun. Maybe if you could just play immediately?

I also don't like how sheltered Home feels. Yeah, it's separated by continent, but the experience is different between each region and it feels stifling to get these different experiences that don't mesh.

As for it not being anything like WOW, you couldn't be more right, but in a different way. You get out of WOW what you put into it. If you have lots of friends that play, there's loads to do in WOW. I get the exact same experience you get on WOW on Home. No one I know uses it, most have it either deleted or unused because no one else hangs out on it. The whole concept of themed areas is nice, but vastly underused. So far we've got Warhawk for launching games, and the Namco Museum room for Japan.

I'm sure it'll grow some in it's lifetime, but for pete's sake, it's 2 years late to the game and launched with nothing, enough to where a lot of people really don't want to bother with what it supposedly offers. I know I really don't.
PrinnyMedic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2009 16:40
PrinnyMedic
thatotherperson is right home is a waste of time !
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2009 16:41
ChronosWing
@ThatOtherPerson

You just described second life.
Discarded Couch Sandwich's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2009 16:44
Discarded Couch Sandwich
Sweet. I'm going to download this, run around it a bit, then go back to letting the little Home icon on my XMB collect virtual dust.

Nah, a timed free appartment wont get me into this game, but I may as well have it just in case something worthwhile actually does come down the line..
Krow's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2009 16:50
Krow
Yes. Digital clothing has just as much worth as physical clothing.

Where's Jonathon Ross? I have a candidate for the next Fanboy Friday.
king zetta's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2009 17:09
king zetta
now tell us how you really feel
Cacophony's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2009 17:10
Cacophony
I'd probably download this on my friend's PS3 just to mess with him. He really only uses it to hit on girls (he claims he's doing it just to mess around, but I've noticed a trend) and to bother other people.

So I like to go in and mess with as many things as possible for his next login. Beyond that, Home is boring.
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2009 17:14
pedrovay2003
I'll probably grab it when I'm bored, but this doesn't make me any more interested in Home than I was before, which wasn't much.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2009 17:28
Naim Master
Can you hump the tree?
Drewcifer000's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2009 17:48
Drewcifer000
Does the tree bare fruit with faces on it?
ikiryou's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2009 17:51
ikiryou
Are pets available in Home yet? I really want a virtual dog, so it can pee on that tree's face. I would gladly sit through the 5-minute loading screen for that...
Benson's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2009 18:10
Benson
More like half life...
JynxShot's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2009 18:36
JynxShot
"I'm sure all of you will now break the vow of a lifetime and reinstall Home"

Christ I knew other people uninstalled it but I didn't know I wasn't the only one to make that vow.
That being said, let us not break it.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2009 18:56
Corak
Still not enough to make me log into home.
Drewcifer000's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2009 19:26
Drewcifer000
If Home implemented a Red Faction type destruction mechanic, I bet more people would be "playing".
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2009 20:20
Chris Carter
@Jynx
Me too. 45 minutes of waiting in line for a cheap Arkanoid knock off and I said "fuck it". I did install it for the Red Bull airplane game, then promptly uninstalled again.

@ThatOtherPerson
You know where I can play all those games? Yahoo Games, and the load time is 30 seconds, with no waiting in line, with better social networking/lobbies.

Also, I hate to say it, but if you get 0 social interaction in WoW, you either suck at the game, or no one likes you. Seriously, I spent 90% of my time with others, either farming materials, doing instances, grinding, pvping or raiding. All with friends I had in real life, or made through the game.
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2009 20:34
Artemus
What is this Home no one is talking about?
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2009 21:17
CelicaCrazed
The Warhawk room in Home did help me with my air combat skills. Actually I learned a lot from reading their info there. Of course, it would have been easier if I just checked the internet.

That said, Home still has been a massive disappointment from what I was expecting. But I'll wait till the EA room expands a bit more before I completely abandon it ;)
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2009 21:52
Mushman
I'll check it out, free is free after all, nothing wrong with that.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 03:59
Chronic Logic
If you're going to spend so much time in Home, just play Second Life.
Genebeef's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 04:02
Genebeef
@ThatOtherPerson


tl;dr

what's it like being a complete tool? clothes keep me warm - Home does not.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 06:42
RonBurgandy2010
Yay, a new room to never go in!
Zippyduda's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 09:27
Zippyduda
So is that all there is in the room? It's just a circular room with a tree and a bit customisable?
Analitic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 14:57
Analitic
can you really be that other person theotherperson? seriously, i kiiiind of get your point, but honestly believe that everyone else here is right, maybe you've changed your mind already.

Otherwise, its good to know that some people actually enjoy Home.
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