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Hot men and midgets confirmed for E3 2009 photo

If you were skeptical about the idea of E3 2009 bringing the trade show back from the ashes to produce a simply stellar conference -- THINK AGAIN! Two recent Craigslist postings have revealed that somebody is looking for male promo models and "little people" to add to the E3 spectacle. You can consider me sold!

If you're toned and buff like Brad Nicholson, you can make $200 a day by displaying your manliness at one of the convention booths. It is the request for "little people," however, that truly takes the spotlight, as it asks for some pint-sized chaps to "run amok" around outside the convention center for $80 per hour.

"2 very outgoing people under 4'0-4'2 needed to dress in costume and run amock during an outdoor promotion in LA," states the advert. "You CANNOT be shy. You will need to work all days and times. "

Best E3 ever? If I get to hang around with athletic young men and costumed midgets, I think it may be the best event of all time.


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mr showtime's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2009 17:07
mr showtime
What about little male promo models?

There are some buff midgets out there lookin to make a quick buck.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2009 17:08
Justice
Are you saying a midget can't be a hot guy! SHAME ON YOU JIM! Some people happen to like Oompa Loompas!
Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2009 17:31
Half left
"run amok"

That hit me hard.
grasslunatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2009 17:35
grasslunatic
Now we only need Nicole Wiebe to be there and it will really will be the best event of all time.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2009 18:00
Dexter345
Damn, if only I were still in shape, I'd totally apply for the model one. They probably wouldn't go for it though, because I'm too short.

Unfortunately, not short enough to apply for the midget one. =(
HiddenAHB's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2009 19:45
HiddenAHB
HELL YEAH!!
Only if i could go to the US...
Greasy midget's and muscular men?
Best. Event. Ever.(You're right about this Jim, completely right)
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2009 19:52
hpv
Hey Jim, you going to get your picture taken with some of these chiseled (and presumably oiled) Booth Bros sporting their banana hammocks? I think your journalistic integrity demands it. Not to mention the children who constantly need thinking about.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2009 20:01
Naim Master
Yay , midget porn !
LukienAkeela's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2009 20:28
LukienAkeela
Hey, you never know. Brad may decide to ditch you guys and score 200 dollars while he's there.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2009 20:31
Chronic Logic
E3 finds midgets appealing? Yea, I'll make sure to avoid that section of the place...
seltzermx's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2009 21:52
seltzermx
Jim could go in a giant diaper and chase the midgets, like that bit they used to do on Jackass with Wee-man.
DoogieHowserMD's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 00:11
DoogieHowserMD
Midgets vs. Disgruntled Former Booth Babes! Cage match! E3 is back! It's BACK, I tell ya!!
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