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9:10 PM on 03.17.2008, Hamza CTZ Aziz

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Hot cosplayer does Cortana nakedly photo

#Cosplay #Halo #YEEEEEEAAAAAAH BOOOOOOOYYY!

Not since that chick that painted herself blue to look like a Mudkip (no I'm not linking to that, find it yourself you pervert) have I been so turned on by ... a chick that painted herself blue. I4U has a monthly hot geek chick that does something close to my precious Nerdcore. This month, they hired a model named Francesca and painted her up to look like Cortana from the Halo series.

Hot, but their stuff doesn't compare to my awesome Nerdcore ladies. There was a lot of airbrushing and Photoshopping that went into all of these pictures too, which is a bummer. More potentially NSFW photos of Francesca/Cortana over at I4U.

[Via the Girls Entertainment Network]

LAUNCH GALLERY (2 IMAGES)

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MrSadistic

I saw this earlier today. It's creepy, yet simulating.

The Young Scot

My penis so so conflicted

Mmmm, confliction...

Samit Sarkar

Blue or not, that is as hot as the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition�s body painted girls.

timtheterrible

Fap.

brosef

Hellooooooo nurse.

Professor Pew

I fap as long as I can imagine she is not real.

Teen Idol

I just put down my Xbox controller and totally jerked it. I'm not even going to lie about it. Just straight up admitted it.

Sharpless

That's so not right. Cortana's a hologram, she can't hold weapons. FAIL.

[/virgin]

NihonTiger90

This goes into my hawtness gallery

Chocobo Knight

This article has reached its fap quota.

Professor Pew

I forgot to mention I'd do her, Cortanal.

The GHost

@Prof. Pew
I see what you did there.

Agree with Sharpless: there is no way this image is canon. I want my money back.

Also, I doubt they hired her, she was probably just walking down the street like that one day and some guy just took her picture next to a building with a crazy paint job.

kaz

Normally this is where i'd roll my eyes at cosplay on the front page, but this chick......fuck it i'm just gonna roll my eyes.

monosylabik

man....i really wish i had that gun.

BluDesign

Wait, so they airbrushed out her nipples and hoo-hah for the sake of consistency/minors, but they left in her navel?

I smell inaccuracies all over this thing.

I put down my penis in mid-fap, and I call shenanigans.

No sir, I will not fap to such bold faced inaccuracies.

No thank you.

mistic

I'd do her... Would be even better if I could convince my GF to do this, then I could screw cortanal without having to cheat on my GF :-)

The-Excel

Francesca?

Crackpot360

That chick is the hotsexxx...Wonder if the blue makes her even hoter... Hmmm smurf fetish.

Mxyzptlk

Captain Kirk would prefer that she was green.

Cheeburga

Came.

Joseph Leray

...MOM?

Boolean

Looks shit.

AndyCat

here you go!

AndyCat

Shit! I mean Here:

Eschatos

She's missing something... Nipples, maybe?

RskimB

my penis has no console bias

imbeta

is that really so much to ask for? honestly...

Morrius

Cool, looks like a lot of effort went into this one.

nicojay

My inner opinionated geek won't allow me to be turned on, my inner opinionated geek is adamant that the purple cortana was the only good cortana.

MechaMonkey

Shooped chick = not good enough to fap for to begin with, why start now?

Sharpless

@Mxyzptlk
Do you honestly think Captain Kirk would care about her color? He's an equal-opportunity sex fiend.

slayoyayo

shes pretty, but fucking blue?? might as well have STD painted all over her. i wouldn't tap that with YOUR dick.

Holiday

Aint got nothin on Asari babes. Asari are teh hotness.

F Whipple

Moar blue people!!

Dexter345

1. Since when does Cortana hold a Plasma Rifle?
2. Why do I care?

Vitamin Awesome

mmmmmmmmmm..... mudkip girl.

fap.

Knives

No thanks, reminds me too much of smurfs.

Aberrant Thought

Well played Dexter, well played sir

king3vbo

O GOD Its mudkip girl all over again

Nessie

I'd hit it.

Baron Calico

I'd melee it.

luvmysegadc

I've got a woodie!

Endstiem

"my penis has no console bias"

HA

Aktrez

OMG..... a hot naked girl is standing in front of you and you are saying "She's not exact... fail"

I am losing faith in the men of our gaming culture! Fap boys.... Fap I say!

The GHost

If there was even the slightest chance of anyone here meeting her I guarantee that the comments would be much different.

But since that's not the case, it's a good chance to make with the lulz by nit picking stupid crap. :D

Unless of course some of you guys are serious. Sometimes it's hard to tell :/

bleep

alright so I searched for her as well and found
THIS

emotoaster

Tits or GTFO

anomalous underdog

@Aktrez:

that's only because they're in the office. they only fap when teh coast is clear. smartness i say.

Elrando

Wow, just wow.

BritiniMartini

awe man.... I wanted to cosplay as her for Halloween (when I worked at Gamestop) but I didn't think it'd be appropriate...
I knew I'd either have to paint myself or wear a skin tight body suit. Everyone at work said to go with the paint...
obviously.

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