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I just put down my Xbox controller and totally jerked it. I'm not even going to lie about it. Just straight up admitted it.
@Prof. Pew
I see what you did there.
Agree with Sharpless: there is no way this image is canon. I want my money back.
Also, I doubt they hired her, she was probably just walking down the street like that one day and some guy just took her picture next to a building with a crazy paint job.
I see what you did there.
Agree with Sharpless: there is no way this image is canon. I want my money back.
Also, I doubt they hired her, she was probably just walking down the street like that one day and some guy just took her picture next to a building with a crazy paint job.
Normally this is where i'd roll my eyes at cosplay on the front page, but this chick......fuck it i'm just gonna roll my eyes.
Wait, so they airbrushed out her nipples and hoo-hah for the sake of consistency/minors, but they left in her navel?
I smell inaccuracies all over this thing.
I put down my penis in mid-fap, and I call shenanigans.
No sir, I will not fap to such bold faced inaccuracies.
No thank you.
I smell inaccuracies all over this thing.
I put down my penis in mid-fap, and I call shenanigans.
No sir, I will not fap to such bold faced inaccuracies.
No thank you.
I'd do her... Would be even better if I could convince my GF to do this, then I could screw cortanal without having to cheat on my GF :-)
My inner opinionated geek won't allow me to be turned on, my inner opinionated geek is adamant that the purple cortana was the only good cortana.
@Mxyzptlk
Do you honestly think Captain Kirk would care about her color? He's an equal-opportunity sex fiend.
Do you honestly think Captain Kirk would care about her color? He's an equal-opportunity sex fiend.
shes pretty, but fucking blue?? might as well have STD painted all over her. i wouldn't tap that with YOUR dick.
OMG..... a hot naked girl is standing in front of you and you are saying "She's not exact... fail"
I am losing faith in the men of our gaming culture! Fap boys.... Fap I say!
I am losing faith in the men of our gaming culture! Fap boys.... Fap I say!
If there was even the slightest chance of anyone here meeting her I guarantee that the comments would be much different.
But since that's not the case, it's a good chance to make with the lulz by nit picking stupid crap. :D
Unless of course some of you guys are serious. Sometimes it's hard to tell :/
But since that's not the case, it's a good chance to make with the lulz by nit picking stupid crap. :D
Unless of course some of you guys are serious. Sometimes it's hard to tell :/
@Aktrez:
that's only because they're in the office. they only fap when teh coast is clear. smartness i say.
that's only because they're in the office. they only fap when teh coast is clear. smartness i say.
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