Not since that chick that painted herself blue to look like a Mudkip (no I'm not linking to that, find it yourself you pervert) have I been so turned on by ... a chick that painted herself blue. I4U has a monthly hot geek chick that does something close to my precious Nerdcore. This month, they hired a model named Francesca and painted her up to look like Cortana from the Halo series.
Hot, but their stuff doesn't compare to my awesome Nerdcore ladies. There was a lot of airbrushing and Photoshopping that went into all of these pictures too, which is a bummer. More potentially NSFW photos of Francesca/Cortana over at I4U.
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9:10 PM on 03.17.2008
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Mmmm, confliction...
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I see what you did there.
Agree with Sharpless: there is no way this image is canon. I want my money back.
Also, I doubt they hired her, she was probably just walking down the street like that one day and some guy just took her picture next to a building with a crazy paint job.
I smell inaccuracies all over this thing.
I put down my penis in mid-fap, and I call shenanigans.
No sir, I will not fap to such bold faced inaccuracies.
No thank you.
Do you honestly think Captain Kirk would care about her color? He's an equal-opportunity sex fiend.
2. Why do I care?
fap.
HA
I am losing faith in the men of our gaming culture! Fap boys.... Fap I say!
But since that's not the case, it's a good chance to make with the lulz by nit picking stupid crap. :D
Unless of course some of you guys are serious. Sometimes it's hard to tell :/
THIS
that's only because they're in the office. they only fap when teh coast is clear. smartness i say.
I knew I'd either have to paint myself or wear a skin tight body suit. Everyone at work said to go with the paint...
obviously.