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Hot cosplayer does Cortana nakedly photo

Not since that chick that painted herself blue to look like a Mudkip (no I'm not linking to that, find it yourself you pervert) have I been so turned on by ... a chick that painted herself blue. I4U has a monthly hot geek chick that does something close to my precious Nerdcore. This month, they hired a model named Francesca and painted her up to look like Cortana from the Halo series. 

Hot, but their stuff doesn't compare to my awesome Nerdcore ladies. There was a lot of airbrushing and Photoshopping that went into all of these pictures too, which is a bummer. More potentially NSFW photos of Francesca/Cortana over at I4U.

[Via the Girls Entertainment Network] 

 


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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:06
MrSadistic
I saw this earlier today. It's creepy, yet simulating.
The Young Scot's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:08
The Young Scot
My penis so so conflicted

Mmmm, confliction...
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:14
Samit Sarkar
Blue or not, that is as hot as the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition’s body painted girls.
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:15
timtheterrible
Fap.
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:17
brosef
Hellooooooo nurse.
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:20
Professor Pew
I fap as long as I can imagine she is not real.
Teen Idol's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:21
Teen Idol
I just put down my Xbox controller and totally jerked it. I'm not even going to lie about it. Just straight up admitted it.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:23
Sharpless
That's so not right. Cortana's a hologram, she can't hold weapons. FAIL.

[/virgin]
NihonTiger90's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:27
NihonTiger90
This goes into my hawtness gallery
Chocobo Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:28
Chocobo Knight
This article has reached its fap quota.
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:37
Professor Pew
I forgot to mention I'd do her, Cortanal.
The GHost's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:48
The GHost
@Prof. Pew
I see what you did there.

Agree with Sharpless: there is no way this image is canon. I want my money back.

Also, I doubt they hired her, she was probably just walking down the street like that one day and some guy just took her picture next to a building with a crazy paint job.
kaz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:49
kaz
Normally this is where i'd roll my eyes at cosplay on the front page, but this chick......fuck it i'm just gonna roll my eyes.
monosylabik's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:49
monosylabik
man....i really wish i had that gun.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:51
BluDesign
Wait, so they airbrushed out her nipples and hoo-hah for the sake of consistency/minors, but they left in her navel?

I smell inaccuracies all over this thing.

I put down my penis in mid-fap, and I call shenanigans.

No sir, I will not fap to such bold faced inaccuracies.

No thank you.
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:54
mistic
I'd do her... Would be even better if I could convince my GF to do this, then I could screw cortanal without having to cheat on my GF :-)
The-Excel's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:58
The-Excel
Francesca?
Crackpot360's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 21:59
Crackpot360
That chick is the hotsexxx...Wonder if the blue makes her even hoter... Hmmm smurf fetish.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 22:01
Mxyzptlk
Captain Kirk would prefer that she was green.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 22:03
Cheeburga
Came.
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 22:09
Joseph Leray
...MOM?
Boolean's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 22:24
Boolean
Looks shit.
AndyCat's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 22:25
AndyCat
here you go!


AndyCat's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 22:30
AndyCat
Shit! I mean Here:


Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 22:36
Eschatos
She's missing something... Nipples, maybe?
RskimB's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 22:37
RskimB
my penis has no console bias
imbeta's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 22:47
imbeta
is that really so much to ask for? honestly...
Morrius's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 22:48
Morrius
Cool, looks like a lot of effort went into this one.
nicojay's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 22:51
nicojay
My inner opinionated geek won't allow me to be turned on, my inner opinionated geek is adamant that the purple cortana was the only good cortana.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 22:56
MechaMonkey
Shooped chick = not good enough to fap for to begin with, why start now?
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 23:09
Sharpless
@Mxyzptlk
Do you honestly think Captain Kirk would care about her color? He's an equal-opportunity sex fiend.
slayoyayo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 23:42
slayoyayo
shes pretty, but fucking blue?? might as well have STD painted all over her. i wouldn't tap that with YOUR dick.
Holiday's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 23:56
Holiday
Aint got nothin on Asari babes. Asari are teh hotness.

F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 00:10
F Whipple
Moar blue people!!

Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 00:12
Dexter345
1. Since when does Cortana hold a Plasma Rifle?
2. Why do I care?
Vitamin Awesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 00:21
Vitamin Awesome
mmmmmmmmmm..... mudkip girl.

fap.
Knives's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 00:30
Knives
No thanks, reminds me too much of smurfs.
Aberrant Thought's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 00:32
Aberrant Thought
Well played Dexter, well played sir
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 00:35
king3vbo
O GOD Its mudkip girl all over again
Nessie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 01:01
Nessie
I'd hit it.
Baron Calico's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 01:28
Baron Calico
I'd melee it.
luvmysegadc's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 01:32
luvmysegadc
I've got a woodie!
Endstiem's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 01:45
Endstiem
"my penis has no console bias"

HA
Aktrez's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 01:54
Aktrez
OMG..... a hot naked girl is standing in front of you and you are saying "She's not exact... fail"

I am losing faith in the men of our gaming culture! Fap boys.... Fap I say!
The GHost's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 02:18
The GHost
If there was even the slightest chance of anyone here meeting her I guarantee that the comments would be much different.

But since that's not the case, it's a good chance to make with the lulz by nit picking stupid crap. :D

Unless of course some of you guys are serious. Sometimes it's hard to tell :/
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 02:19
bleep
alright so I searched for her as well and found
THIS
emotoaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 02:29
emotoaster
Tits or GTFO
anomalous underdog's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 03:02
anomalous underdog
@Aktrez:

that's only because they're in the office. they only fap when teh coast is clear. smartness i say.
Elrando's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 03:02
Elrando
Wow, just wow.
BritiniMartini's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 03:48
BritiniMartini
awe man.... I wanted to cosplay as her for Halloween (when I worked at Gamestop) but I didn't think it'd be appropriate...
I knew I'd either have to paint myself or wear a skin tight body suit. Everyone at work said to go with the paint...
obviously.
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