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Hot cosplayer does Cortana nakedly

by Hamza CTZ Aziz on 03.17.2008 59 comments


Hot cosplayer does Cortana nakedly video game

Not since that chick that painted herself blue to look like a Mudkip (no I'm not linking to that, find it yourself you pervert) have I been so turned on by ... a chick that painted herself blue. I4U has a monthly hot geek chick that does something close to my precious Nerdcore. This month, they hired a model named Francesca and painted her up to look like Cortana from the Halo series. 

Hot, but their stuff doesn't compare to my awesome Nerdcore ladies. There was a lot of airbrushing and Photoshopping that went into all of these pictures too, which is a bummer. More potentially NSFW photos of Francesca/Cortana over at I4U.

[Via the Girls Entertainment Network

 



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MrSadistic's Avatar
I saw this earlier today. It's creepy, yet simulating.
The Young Scot's Avatar
My penis so so conflicted

Mmmm, confliction...
Samit Sarkar's Avatar
Blue or not, that is as hot as the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition’s body painted girls.
timtheterrible's Avatar
Fap.
brosef's Avatar
Hellooooooo nurse.
Professor Pew's Avatar
I fap as long as I can imagine she is not real.
Teen Idol's Avatar
I just put down my Xbox controller and totally jerked it. I'm not even going to lie about it. Just straight up admitted it.
Sharpless's Avatar
That's so not right. Cortana's a hologram, she can't hold weapons. FAIL.

[/virgin]
NihonTiger90's Avatar
This goes into my hawtness gallery
Chocobo Knight's Avatar
This article has reached its fap quota.
Professor Pew's Avatar
I forgot to mention I'd do her, Cortanal.
The GHost's Avatar
@Prof. Pew
I see what you did there.

Agree with Sharpless: there is no way this image is canon. I want my money back.

Also, I doubt they hired her, she was probably just walking down the street like that one day and some guy just took her picture next to a building with a crazy paint job.
kaz's Avatar
Normally this is where i'd roll my eyes at cosplay on the front page, but this chick......fuck it i'm just gonna roll my eyes.
monosylabik's Avatar
man....i really wish i had that gun.
dvddesign 's Avatar
Wait, so they airbrushed out her nipples and hoo-hah for the sake of consistency/minors, but they left in her navel?

I smell inaccuracies all over this thing.

I put down my penis in mid-fap, and I call shenanigans.

No sir, I will not fap to such bold faced inaccuracies.

No thank you.
mistic's Avatar
I'd do her... Would be even better if I could convince my GF to do this, then I could screw cortanal without having to cheat on my GF :-)
The-Excel's Avatar
Francesca?
Crackpot360's Avatar
That chick is the hotsexxx...Wonder if the blue makes her even hoter... Hmmm smurf fetish.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Captain Kirk would prefer that she was green.
Cheeburga's Avatar
Came.
Joseph -Orcist- Leray's Avatar
...MOM?
Boolean's Avatar
Looks shit.
AndyCat's Avatar
here you go!


AndyCat's Avatar
Shit! I mean Here:


Eschatos's Avatar
She's missing something... Nipples, maybe?
RskimB's Avatar
my penis has no console bias
imbeta's Avatar
is that really so much to ask for? honestly...
Morrius's Avatar
Cool, looks like a lot of effort went into this one.
nicojay's Avatar
My inner opinionated geek won't allow me to be turned on, my inner opinionated geek is adamant that the purple cortana was the only good cortana.
MechaMonkey's Avatar
Shooped chick = not good enough to fap for to begin with, why start now?
Sharpless's Avatar
@Mxyzptlk
Do you honestly think Captain Kirk would care about her color? He's an equal-opportunity sex fiend.
slayoyayo's Avatar
shes pretty, but fucking blue?? might as well have STD painted all over her. i wouldn't tap that with YOUR dick.
Holiday's Avatar
Aint got nothin on Asari babes. Asari are teh hotness.

F Whipple's Avatar
Moar blue people!!

Dexter345's Avatar
1. Since when does Cortana hold a Plasma Rifle?
2. Why do I care?
Vitamin Awesome's Avatar
mmmmmmmmmm..... mudkip girl.

fap.
Knives's Avatar
No thanks, reminds me too much of smurfs.
Aberrant Thought's Avatar
Well played Dexter, well played sir
king3vbo's Avatar
O GOD Its mudkip girl all over again
Nessie's Avatar
I'd hit it.
Baron Calico's Avatar
I'd melee it.
luvmysegadc's Avatar
I've got a woodie!
Endstiem's Avatar
"my penis has no console bias"

HA
Aktrez's Avatar
OMG..... a hot naked girl is standing in front of you and you are saying "She's not exact... fail"

I am losing faith in the men of our gaming culture! Fap boys.... Fap I say!
The GHost's Avatar
If there was even the slightest chance of anyone here meeting her I guarantee that the comments would be much different.

But since that's not the case, it's a good chance to make with the lulz by nit picking stupid crap. :D

Unless of course some of you guys are serious. Sometimes it's hard to tell :/
bleep's Avatar
alright so I searched for her as well and found
THIS
emotoaster's Avatar
Tits or GTFO
anomalous_underdog's Avatar
@Aktrez:

that's only because they're in the office. they only fap when teh coast is clear. smartness i say.
Elrando's Avatar
Wow, just wow.
BritiniMartini's Avatar
awe man.... I wanted to cosplay as her for Halloween (when I worked at Gamestop) but I didn't think it'd be appropriate...
I knew I'd either have to paint myself or wear a skin tight body suit. Everyone at work said to go with the paint...
obviously.
Septon's Avatar
Stuff like this is the reason for living; Good job!!
Scientist tz's Avatar
I hate to admit it but (and I acknowledge that other commenters have said this) the first thing I noticed was the gun.

Cortana can't hold real guns and there's little point projecting a holographic gun that can't do anything.

Still fapworthy though.
Tull's Avatar
No wonder Master Chief went all out to save her in the end.
LarkOhiya's Avatar
I was going to point out that this picture isn't right as cortana never has or really couldn't hold a gun...but something felt very nerdy about it. If you need me I'll be painting my warhammer 30k figs.
Crackpot360's Avatar
Did a little digging and....
Frankie Zappitelli
[url]www.ilovefrankie.com[/url]
I loves Google. ;}
Crackpot360's Avatar
Damned BBCode and its love for perfection. ;[

http://www.ilovefrankie.com/
adultswim810's Avatar

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