Hot Chicks with Cheat Codes is Spike TV's special series where they have hot chicks giving out cheat codes. The premise is extremely simple, and is also completely retarded. But hey, I'm not complaining here. The mini-show started back in November of last year, and has covered various games with a few girls in rotation.
Their latest episode gives out cheats for the original Rainbow Six: Vegas. One complaint I have is that the show tends to give cheat codes for older titles. Another complaint I have is that the girls are wearing too much clothing.
The girls basically just read off codes from WikiCheats in a seductive manner, all while wearing skimpy outfits. Bless you Spike TV, you know exactly how to appeal to what I want from my entertainment. Hot, half-naked girls who aren't directly looking at me, all while talking about videogames. Bow chicka bow wow, baby.
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I mean, common. Gamers? They'll eat that shit up. We all know they're a bunch of virgins who'll go mad at the sight of some hot piece of ass! And, I mean, common. Cheat codes. It is 1999, right?
i've watched almost all of them in a row and it really wouldn't have been that hard for these girls to remember one fucking line for 3 minutes...
Is that too much to ask?
also,
take pictures with kristen holt, i do
hell yeah i was touchin that sideboob
i'm sure it was meant to be tongue in cheek (or tongue in something). it reminded me of those commercials you see on like spike at 2am, with the hot chicks telling you to dial or text some number to meet girls.
and they didn't lie. she was a hot chick. and she did have a cheat code.
I expected a little more, it looked like something I could film in my basement. Wait a minute I should totally do that. Looks for next hot girl that can't memorize anything but looks good in a bikini.
I like hot chicks, and I remember liking cheat codes back when I was on the NES. The thing is, we've got this internet thing now, so I don't need Spike (or the sing-songy stridency of Kristen Holt) for either. Surprisingly, Spike was closer to the mark when it was doing "30 seconds of a hot chick" and we didn't have to hear the brain-dead prompter reads of women who think a gamepad is something you put on when you're in the middle of chearleading and your rag starts. Blech.
Kristin Holt has terrifyingly huge Joker teeth and has no fucking curves. I don't find he all that attractive.
And yeah, this is pretty retarded. It's like they think most gamers are unattractive and can't get laid. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date with Cindy, my Realdoll.
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8:33 PM on 04.13.2008
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*rolls eyes*
*shakes fists*
*sighs*
Also, Christiangamer, I totally was going to say something about Kristen Holt. Forgot. They don't hold a candle at all to Ms Holt.
Or just play any game from Japan, where it's hard to tell if the women are feeling pain or getting off (or both). :p
Cheat codes and babes. That's what we'll do.
I mean, common. Gamers? They'll eat that shit up. We all know they're a bunch of virgins who'll go mad at the sight of some hot piece of ass! And, I mean, common. Cheat codes. It is 1999, right?
AMIRITE?
Is that too much to ask?
also,
take pictures with kristen holt, i do
hell yeah i was touchin that sideboob
ALL DAY
and they didn't lie. she was a hot chick. and she did have a cheat code.
despite her crazy angular upper lip, seriously wassupwitadat?
Okay, that's a lie. There is the mild disgust.
I amuse myself sometimes
Squeeze and mack.
there we go
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spike tv, what the hell are you doing to games?
idiocracy seems closer for every day...
I do not approve.
here we go having all that shit with
mass effect.. and now...
I'm just kiddind i don't give a crap..
:P
And yeah, this is pretty retarded. It's like they think most gamers are unattractive and can't get laid. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date with Cindy, my Realdoll.