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Hot Chicks with Cheat Codes is Spike TV's special series where they have hot chicks giving out cheat codes. The premise is extremely simple, and is also completely retarded. But hey, I'm not complaining here. The mini-show started back in November  of last year, and has covered various games with a few girls in rotation.

Their latest episode gives out cheats for the original Rainbow Six: Vegas. One complaint I have is that the show tends to give cheat codes for older titles. Another complaint I have is that the girls are wearing too much clothing.  

The girls basically just read off codes from WikiCheats in a seductive manner, all while wearing skimpy outfits. Bless you Spike TV, you know exactly how to appeal to what I want from my entertainment. Hot, half-naked girls who aren't directly looking at me, all while talking about videogames. Bow chicka bow wow, baby.

[Thanks, Matt!] 








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Tiff's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 20:30
Tiff
...

*rolls eyes*
*shakes fists*
*sighs*
nintendoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 20:31
nintendoll
That girl was definitely not reading off of a cue card.
Savage1000's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 20:31
Savage1000
first? doing this on my wii, lol =b
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 20:35
MechaMonkey
In before "girl gamer" comment.
Faceless's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 20:40
Faceless
Really Spike TV? Really?
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 20:42
Hamza CTZ Aziz
If it makes you all feel better, think of these girls as hired models/actresses reading from a scrip!

Also, Christiangamer, I totally was going to say something about Kristen Holt. Forgot. They don't hold a candle at all to Ms Holt.
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 20:52
Red TheHaze Veron
And I didn't think SpikeTV cant get anymore out of touch with gamers.
Gangles's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 20:55
Gangles
"to much clothes" indeed ;)
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 21:03
Maurice Tan
Down baby!
NightDehumidifier's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 21:07
NightDehumidifier
Hey I have gamefaqs in one window and my collection of porn in the other, I'm fine.
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 21:25
ScottyG
Eh, I'd rather listen to porn audio while playing video games...

Or just play any game from Japan, where it's hard to tell if the women are feeling pain or getting off (or both). :p
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 21:34
vexed alex
Oh, I got it!

Cheat codes and babes. That's what we'll do.

I mean, common. Gamers? They'll eat that shit up. We all know they're a bunch of virgins who'll go mad at the sight of some hot piece of ass! And, I mean, common. Cheat codes. It is 1999, right?

AMIRITE?
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 21:37
AngelsDontBurn
Horrible.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 21:42
Teta
Hot chicks with cheat codes: Killing dicks since chapter 1
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 22:01
RAB
i've watched almost all of them in a row and it really wouldn't have been that hard for these girls to remember one fucking line for 3 minutes...
Is that too much to ask?

also,
take pictures with kristen holt, i do

hell yeah i was touchin that sideboob

ALL DAY
exanimo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 22:12
exanimo
I think I threw up in my mouth a little.
Commodore624's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 22:19
Commodore624
im mildly dampen by this
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 22:21
Wedge
Wait, they still have cheat codes in games? I thought you had to pay for that shit these days...
moominsean's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 22:28
moominsean
i'm sure it was meant to be tongue in cheek (or tongue in something). it reminded me of those commercials you see on like spike at 2am, with the hot chicks telling you to dial or text some number to meet girls.
and they didn't lie. she was a hot chick. and she did have a cheat code.
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 22:42
Aziel13
POR QUE!
PsychoSoldier's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 22:58
PsychoSoldier
Surprised she didn't orgasm on camera
CaptainApocalypse's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 23:00
CaptainApocalypse
Use a cheatcode in Portal and a real portal opens up next to you and demons drag you to Hell for cheapening the experience.
Cube's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 23:15
Cube
And straight women and gay guys do not care about the chicks and only want the codes.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 23:26
TrailerParkJesus
More Kristin Holt please...

despite her crazy angular upper lip, seriously wassupwitadat?
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 23:33
Corak
I expected a little more, it looked like something I could film in my basement. Wait a minute I should totally do that. Looks for next hot girl that can't memorize anything but looks good in a bikini.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 23:34
Sharpless
You know what I feel about this? Absolutely nothing.

Okay, that's a lie. There is the mild disgust.
free touch's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 23:40
free touch
mmm Kristin Holt, and her massive mouth of teeth. Its like a Rob Liefeld picture come to life. But I'd still hit it.
el moco's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 23:42
el moco
damn, that code didn't work.....
Aberrant Thought's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 23:47
Aberrant Thought
While watching the video I actually said 'Oh shit! portal has cheat codes? Bitch get out of the way!!'

I amuse myself sometimes
Horatio Caine's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2008 00:04
Horatio Caine
Didn't that make you want to buy the sponsoring product?
Teen Idol's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2008 00:30
Teen Idol
Mack on that "B" all day RAB.
Squeeze and mack.
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2008 00:30
RAB
MOAR HOLT
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2008 00:41
RAB

there we go
Teen Idol's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2008 01:56
Teen Idol
More HOLT, Yeeeuuuuuuhhhh.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2008 02:13
ArrestedDeveloper
Now that looks like a girl that has syphilis.
Horatio Caine's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2008 03:00
Horatio Caine
This is a better choice.
DISCLAIMER: Subjective statement.
sacredchao's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2008 03:22
sacredchao
Wow. That was stupid. I think my IQ just dropped.
bioshocked's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2008 03:30
bioshocked
Another devastating blow against all the nay-sayers who won't believe that games are a culturally relevant art form!
xper's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2008 05:35
xper
this is like... almost problematic, on more than a few levels.

spike tv, what the hell are you doing to games?

idiocracy seems closer for every day...
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2008 06:41
Kryptinite
hmmm.....

I do not approve.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2008 06:54
Knivy
I didn't knew portal had cheat codes :O
foxhound009's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2008 07:47
foxhound009
F you spike tv...
here we go having all that shit with
mass effect.. and now...

I'm just kiddind i don't give a crap..
:P
Cube's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2008 08:26
Cube
Kristin Holt is not hot.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2008 10:04
Bob Muir
I'm surprised it took them this long to make this pairing.
FinalFist's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2008 11:23
FinalFist
This is demeaning to everyone involved...
LilJimmyNordin's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2008 12:04
LilJimmyNordin
I like hot chicks, and I remember liking cheat codes back when I was on the NES. The thing is, we've got this internet thing now, so I don't need Spike (or the sing-songy stridency of Kristen Holt) for either. Surprisingly, Spike was closer to the mark when it was doing "30 seconds of a hot chick" and we didn't have to hear the brain-dead prompter reads of women who think a gamepad is something you put on when you're in the middle of chearleading and your rag starts. Blech.
MisterMingo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2008 12:37
MisterMingo
Kristin Holt has terrifyingly huge Joker teeth and has no fucking curves. I don't find he all that attractive.

And yeah, this is pretty retarded. It's like they think most gamers are unattractive and can't get laid. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date with Cindy, my Realdoll.
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