7:45 PM on 12.03.2006
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Ever wanted a gorgeous girl to play with your Wii? Yeah, me too. Sadly, I don't think it's in the cards for me. Luckily, I've recently uncovered a set of very bodacious babes swishing the Wiimote back and forth. These pics are loaded with innuendo. Sure, it's a little childish of me to post these, but BOOBIES!!! Mmmboy, number 3 is my favorite! Hit the jump to check out these hot honeys twist, jerk and snap a bit more:


 
Sure, these animated gifs do get a bit creepy after a while, but they sure are nice to look at! And you thought CTZ was the only perverted one here... pffffttt... (Big thanks to lawl for tipping me off!) Edit: Here's one more that I just HAD to put in: 
MORE IN OUR wii SECTION
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hehe
huh-huh.. heh..
I like number 2 the best.
oooh, yummy
Name one thing Ive done perverted?!?!
The most difficult Wii accesory to get.... a hot chick.
I'm all for sexy bitches, but isn't this a little transparent. Where did these come from? I tend to bristle at the whole "sex sells" thing, color me unimpressed. Before you ask, no I'm not gay or a woman. The chicks are hot, it's just a little too obvious to me. Any commercial for anything to assumes I'm a hormonally challenge 12 year old doesn't work on me. Hmmm, wonder if I'll be in the minority on this?
The blonde chick in the first one looks like she's have a hard time taking a shit.
I think I'm going to have to go with #2 as well. God bless inertia.
All of those have avatar written all over it..
i ALREADY CLAIMED THIS ONE VIGOR
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g31/backflip10019/wiigirl3.gif
I don't support this story at all. Here's the corrected BB code :)
hahahahahahaha
"Heh, I wanted to make the pics as big as possible for our viewer's pleasure. "
*fap*
Hahahaha...it's even more amusing to watch the women in the backgrounds in the first three.
haha yeah kevin. It's like those pornos where the other girls sit there cheering the girl on while she's getting *CENSORED*. (...you get the picture-flip)
OHHHH YA!! Nerdcore, duh! God I'd love to do a photoshoot like that. Actually, I want a vagina around my dick. That's what I want.
She has large tits.
Very nice.
Wow, I didn't know that there was a pole-dancing game for the Wii already. You learn something new everyday, I guess.
I think jenna jameson should come out with a game for the wii the wii mote be awesome for that.. and give inexperienced girls a way to learn the trade to please a man
just my opinion...
agreed! #3 rulz
These girls look fucking stupid.
Marketing makes me want to puke.
Someone should YTMND these. The possibilities are almost endless.
Also, fail for upscaling gifs. :(
They put booboos on our feelings.
But even then, JUBBLIES!
thank you for the hideous editorial, backflip.
i almost lol:ed.
almost =)
Man! This what the Wii si about! Hot CHICKS!!!
ok ok so nobody has asked... so i will.. where did you get thesE? and where are more? and WHO IS THAT BLONDE CHICK?!!?! OMG SHES HOT. the end.
I found em posted on GAF, noone said where they came from tho.
<overanalysis>
#1 - Tennis
I get it; she's playing tennis. That makes sense, but why is her hand on her hip? That seems not only illogical but just plain uncomfortable.
#2 - Heh... boobies...
The physical act of running isn't necessary (especially when you aren't even holding the nunchuck for the act of swinging your other arm), but maybe this is on Nintendo's To-Do List - ankle bracelets that act as tertiary controllers? Can anybody say "Track & Field"?!
#3 - What the fuck?
I can't figure out what the hell she's trying to do here. Hold a pot over her head? A book, perhaps? Maybe it's a silly WarioWare minigame? I just can't think of a real circumstance where you'd need, or want, to do this.
#4 - Grafitti
She looks like she's crying, while her blonde friend just laughs at her. Ha ha.
#5 - Brokeback Mountain
It looks like she's riding a horse - kinda - but the real question is, what is she doing with her off-screen hand?
</overanalysis>
</orisit?>
The black haired girl is SO my type. Very Pretty. I watched for quite awhile before I got around to commenting. Wowie-zowie!
#2 - Warioware definitely
Who ever mentioned Jenna, she's already appeared in the Adidas advert http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqm7HS6U-p0
NOOOO BACKFLIP FIX THE PICS!!!! :(
we're serving the pics now
OMFGWOAHZOMG http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV6hGvAYVAY
Marketers always assume that because I am a gamer, I am also a horny virgin nerd. This pisses me off to no end. Labeling me as a stereotype, just tells me NOT to buy that product. I'll stick with X-BOX, at least they dont make me out to be a pervert horndog. Sorry if y'all dont agree with me on this, but i am tired of being astereotype. I have 2 girlfriends, (who know about eachother) so pervert horndog I am not!!!!! (unless maria comes over!!) hmmm.........On the other hand, this chick is hott............
Maybe I shiould become a stereotype, i mean, she IS HOT!!!!
"I'll stick with X-BOX, at least they dont make me out to be a pervert"
Viva Pinata over XBL?
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thats just stupid the wii sucks
Never seen "viva Pinata"
Actually, I believe they are all vids of them playing WarioWare - Smooth Moves. Each micro-game has a designated way of using/holding the WiiMote. You have to figure out how/when to do the motion.
These are the micro-games motions they appear to be:
#1 - "cut something with a sword" motion
#2 - "run" motion (duh)
#3 - "lift/pump something" motion
#4 - "wipe away something" motion
#5 - "reel/crank-turn something" motion
Maaaan. Maybe I should just setup a webcam of myself playing video games. Looks like I could make a lot of $$$ with a website like that. ^_^
Maybe someone should alert the blonde that she has no penis. (referring to #3, and maybe #5)
LOL!!! hurricane!!
SHIT!! these chicks are SEXY!!
I swear the dark haired one in the black shirt looks like Winnie Cooper from the Wonder Years.......oh Winnie Cooper
ha ha this is interesting but it seems unanimous the third one rocks... the last two are just funny but i think we all know why... ;-)