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7:45 PM on 12.03.2006

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Hot chicks play the Wii too!
backflip10019

Hot chicks play the Wii too! screenshot

 

Ever wanted a gorgeous girl to play with your Wii? Yeah, me too. Sadly, I don't think it's in the cards for me. Luckily, I've recently uncovered a set of very bodacious babes swishing the Wiimote back and forth. These pics are loaded with innuendo. Sure, it's a little childish of me to post these, but BOOBIES!!!

Mmmboy, number 3 is my favorite! Hit the jump to check out these hot honeys twist, jerk and snap a bit more:

 

 

Sure, these animated gifs do get a bit creepy after a while, but they sure are nice to look at! And you thought CTZ was the only perverted one here... pffffttt... (Big thanks to lawl for tipping me off!)

Edit: Here's one more that I just HAD to put in:

 



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Latest comment by Johnny_Storm |view all 54 comments
ha ha this is interesting but it seems unanimous the third one rocks... the last two are just funny but i think we all know why... ;-)...




Dtoiders have posted 48 comments:

lawl's Avatar
lawl at 12/03/2006 20:03

hehe
Topher Cantler's Avatar
Topher Cantler at 12/03/2006 20:07

huh-huh.. heh..
Grim's Avatar
Grim at 12/03/2006 20:08

I like number 2 the best.
Namelessted's Avatar
Namelessted at 12/03/2006 20:12

oooh, yummy
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar
Hamza CTZ Aziz at 12/03/2006 20:24

Name one thing Ive done perverted?!?!
10BobMarleys's Avatar
10BobMarleys at 12/03/2006 20:27

The most difficult Wii accesory to get.... a hot chick.
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some_dude at 12/03/2006 20:33

I'm all for sexy bitches, but isn't this a little transparent. Where did these come from? I tend to bristle at the whole "sex sells" thing, color me unimpressed. Before you ask, no I'm not gay or a woman. The chicks are hot, it's just a little too obvious to me. Any commercial for anything to assumes I'm a hormonally challenge 12 year old doesn't work on me. Hmmm, wonder if I'll be in the minority on this?
some_dude's Avatar
some_dude at 12/03/2006 20:36

The blonde chick in the first one looks like she's have a hard time taking a shit.
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar
ZekeThePlumber at 12/03/2006 20:43

I think I'm going to have to go with #2 as well. God bless inertia.
Vigor's Avatar
Vigor at 12/03/2006 20:48

All of those have avatar written all over it..
lawl's Avatar
lawl at 12/03/2006 20:49

i ALREADY CLAIMED THIS ONE VIGOR
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g31/backflip10019/wiigirl3.gif
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 12/03/2006 20:54

I don't support this story at all. Here's the corrected BB code :)

Fronz's Avatar
Fronz at 12/03/2006 21:03

hahahahahahaha
lawl's Avatar
lawl at 12/03/2006 21:03

"Heh, I wanted to make the pics as big as possible for our viewer's pleasure. "




*fap*
lawl's Avatar
lawl at 12/03/2006 21:08

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kevinski at 12/03/2006 21:09

Hahahaha...it's even more amusing to watch the women in the backgrounds in the first three.
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lawl at 12/03/2006 21:11

haha yeah kevin. It's like those pornos where the other girls sit there cheering the girl on while she's getting *CENSORED*. (...you get the picture-flip)
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Hamza CTZ Aziz at 12/03/2006 21:29

OHHHH YA!! Nerdcore, duh! God I'd love to do a photoshoot like that. Actually, I want a vagina around my dick. That's what I want.
EnvyMe's Avatar
EnvyMe at 12/03/2006 21:31

She has large tits.

Very nice.
Im OK's Avatar
Im OK at 12/03/2006 21:53

Wow, I didn't know that there was a pole-dancing game for the Wii already. You learn something new everyday, I guess.
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Vigor at 12/03/2006 21:57

I think jenna jameson should come out with a game for the wii the wii mote be awesome for that.. and give inexperienced girls a way to learn the trade to please a man
just my opinion...
bleep's Avatar
bleep at 12/03/2006 22:21

agreed! #3 rulz
Colette Bennett's Avatar
Colette Bennett at 12/03/2006 23:03

These girls look fucking stupid.

Marketing makes me want to puke.
Aequitas's Avatar
Aequitas at 12/03/2006 23:40

Someone should YTMND these. The possibilities are almost endless.

Also, fail for upscaling gifs. :(
Kosmo's Avatar
Kosmo at 12/04/2006 00:26

They put booboos on our feelings.

But even then, JUBBLIES!
Azguard's Avatar
Azguard at 12/04/2006 01:02

thank you for the hideous editorial, backflip.
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Mabec at 12/04/2006 07:18

i almost lol:ed.

almost =)
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Lider at 12/04/2006 10:00

Man! This what the Wii si about! Hot CHICKS!!!
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Woverine at 12/04/2006 10:18

ok ok so nobody has asked... so i will.. where did you get thesE? and where are more? and WHO IS THAT BLONDE CHICK?!!?! OMG SHES HOT. the end.
lawl's Avatar
lawl at 12/04/2006 11:24

I found em posted on GAF, noone said where they came from tho.
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deanhatescoffee at 12/04/2006 14:40

<overanalysis>

#1 - Tennis
I get it; she's playing tennis. That makes sense, but why is her hand on her hip? That seems not only illogical but just plain uncomfortable.

#2 - Heh... boobies...
The physical act of running isn't necessary (especially when you aren't even holding the nunchuck for the act of swinging your other arm), but maybe this is on Nintendo's To-Do List - ankle bracelets that act as tertiary controllers? Can anybody say "Track & Field"?!

#3 - What the fuck?
I can't figure out what the hell she's trying to do here. Hold a pot over her head? A book, perhaps? Maybe it's a silly WarioWare minigame? I just can't think of a real circumstance where you'd need, or want, to do this.

#4 - Grafitti
She looks like she's crying, while her blonde friend just laughs at her. Ha ha.

#5 - Brokeback Mountain
It looks like she's riding a horse - kinda - but the real question is, what is she doing with her off-screen hand?

</overanalysis>
</orisit?>
KyleGamgee's Avatar
KyleGamgee at 12/04/2006 16:37

The black haired girl is SO my type. Very Pretty. I watched for quite awhile before I got around to commenting. Wowie-zowie!
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 12/04/2006 23:05

#2 - Warioware definitely
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sparc at 12/05/2006 17:19

Who ever mentioned Jenna, she's already appeared in the Adidas advert http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqm7HS6U-p0
lawl's Avatar
lawl at 12/06/2006 14:25

NOOOO BACKFLIP FIX THE PICS!!!! :(
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 12/12/2006 23:57

we're serving the pics now
lawl's Avatar
lawl at 12/16/2006 13:18

OMFGWOAHZOMG http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV6hGvAYVAY
t_phoxx's Avatar
t_phoxx at 12/18/2006 19:22

Marketers always assume that because I am a gamer, I am also a horny virgin nerd. This pisses me off to no end. Labeling me as a stereotype, just tells me NOT to buy that product. I'll stick with X-BOX, at least they dont make me out to be a pervert horndog. Sorry if y'all dont agree with me on this, but i am tired of being astereotype. I have 2 girlfriends, (who know about eachother) so pervert horndog I am not!!!!! (unless maria comes over!!) hmmm.........On the other hand, this chick is hott............
t_phoxx's Avatar
t_phoxx at 12/18/2006 19:24

Maybe I shiould become a stereotype, i mean, she IS HOT!!!!
lawl's Avatar
lawl at 12/21/2006 11:31

"I'll stick with X-BOX, at least they dont make me out to be a pervert"

Viva Pinata over XBL?
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phuhckbutt at 12/23/2006 09:41

<a href="http://www.nintendo.com/home"><img src="http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/344/irl52bs1.gif" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /></a>
lonelygoner's Avatar
lonelygoner at 12/23/2006 23:32

thats just stupid the wii sucks
t_phoxx's Avatar
t_phoxx at 12/24/2006 21:14

Never seen "viva Pinata"
She's Avatar
She at 12/27/2006 16:00

Actually, I believe they are all vids of them playing WarioWare - Smooth Moves. Each micro-game has a designated way of using/holding the WiiMote. You have to figure out how/when to do the motion.

These are the micro-games motions they appear to be:
#1 - "cut something with a sword" motion
#2 - "run" motion (duh)
#3 - "lift/pump something" motion
#4 - "wipe away something" motion
#5 - "reel/crank-turn something" motion

Maaaan. Maybe I should just setup a webcam of myself playing video games. Looks like I could make a lot of $$$ with a website like that. ^_^
Hurricanemario's Avatar
Hurricanemario at 01/08/2007 20:40

Maybe someone should alert the blonde that she has no penis. (referring to #3, and maybe #5)
sdb_93's Avatar
sdb_93 at 01/09/2007 16:49

LOL!!! hurricane!!

SHIT!! these chicks are SEXY!!
MYL0R's Avatar
MYL0R at 01/12/2007 01:27

I swear the dark haired one in the black shirt looks like Winnie Cooper from the Wonder Years.......oh Winnie Cooper
Johnny_Storm's Avatar
Johnny_Storm at 01/15/2007 18:19

ha ha this is interesting but it seems unanimous the third one rocks... the last two are just funny but i think we all know why... ;-)


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