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I love women. I love games. So whenever the two come together like this video, I go crazy.     

Really, there isn't much to say about the video. A hot half naked chick seductively blows into a NES cartridge. Then she gets up and bumps the console with her butt.

The perv in me enjoyed watching the video. The geek in me had to figure out what game she was blowing ... which was Mario Bros. 3 in case you were wondering ...

[Via IRSerious] 


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Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2007 20:53
Namelessted
You totally stole CJPKillers idea. He said to make a post showing hot to blow into a cartridge right have that Jim Sterling said how to do the towel trick 8 months late.
cjpkiller's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2007 20:53
cjpkiller
hey dickhat
I liked dtoid to this a few days ago in the jim sterling post on towel trick...
go look
I said you can fix your nes cartirdges by blowing in them...
this was sent in from cjp... not irseries...
Lynx's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2007 20:55
Lynx
"The geek in me had to figure out what game she was blowing ... which was Mario Bros. 3 in case you were wondering ..."

And the extreme geek in... er.. I mean, I had to correct you; *Super Mario Bros. 3.
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2007 20:57
Namelessted
cjp will kill you.
tehuberone's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2007 20:58
tehuberone
The bubble shield allows sonic to build up his spin power!
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2007 21:09
Colette Bennett
God. Blow in the Gameslot is forever doomed now.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2007 21:17
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Hey, maybe next time, you might want to send something like that to our tips line instead of linking it to someones post in the comments cjpkiller.
Lynx: Nerd.
Geoff's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2007 21:27
Geoff
I came.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2007 21:29
BlindsideDork
She can blow my cart any day!


Has that been said yet? If not, I got dibs!
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2007 21:53
Crunshii
I like the way nintendo was always headed... not supreme graphics but... fun...



makes geeks like me.. well...
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2007 21:55
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Oh snap! Crunshii, dude, the DS has a built in mic! Why hasn't it been utilized properly yet!?
savagesaladin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2007 22:07
savagesaladin
Oh yeah. Now take a dump on top of it. Put some pubic hairs in the game slot. Oh god.... I want you to choke yourself with the controller. Yes... ohhh, did the game freeze? You've been naughty, haven't you? Now pick your nose like a good girl and put your boogers on the buttons. Now eat them. You're a nasty slut, aren't you? I already blew my goo. Now get the fuck out, bitch.
Analog Pidgin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2007 22:16
Analog Pidgin
Best 20 seconds EVER!
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2007 22:29
Crunshii
@ hamsa,

actually, it is lol. forgot the name of hte game but its japan onry. and um... if i remember correctly... had something to do with blowing on naked girls/moms or something alike.

was released recently, can someone find the post? my brain is still fried by the 8bit girl and cant recall....
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2007 22:35
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Crunshii: onry? I see you speak Japanese as well as type in Japanese, LOL.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2007 23:26
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Yeah bobafettm? Prove it, change your avatar to meeeee!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2007 23:53
king3vbo
*fap fap fap*

Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2007 01:03
Sharpless
Aroused or not, I have to offer up a hardy, "What the fuck?!"
RJG's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2007 03:26
RJG
That was one of the most retarded things I've ever seen. And I spend my time on 4chan when I'm bored. Goddamn.
Virtualgirl's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2007 09:09
Virtualgirl
WTF? Okay, i like half naked hot chics as much as most of you, but what was the point of that? Did anyone think she looked like Lindsey Lohan at first?

..........Watches again
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2007 11:26
Justice
WHEN WHITE PEOPLE GO BROWN!
free touch's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2007 12:07
free touch
She wasn't that hot... she had a mustache... and call me a geek... but maybe the reason her game wasn't working is because they didn't have the fucking thing plugged in. FUCK THEM.
Cyberxion's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2007 17:33
Cyberxion
I enjoy the implication that it takes some scantily-clad chick blowing on a fucking cartridge to turn a gamer on, as if we're such social retards that chicks don't register to us unless they're touching a videogame. Fucktards.
ekoala2002's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2007 17:07
ekoala2002
That wasn't that good. I have seen people a lot sexier do things like that before
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