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I love women. I love games. So whenever the two come together like this video, I go crazy.     

Really, there isn't much to say about the video. A hot half naked chick seductively blows into a NES cartridge. Then she gets up and bumps the console with her butt.

The perv in me enjoyed watching the video. The geek in me had to figure out what game she was blowing ... which was Mario Bros. 3 in case you were wondering ...

[Via IRSerious] 


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Namelessted's Avatar
Namelessted at 05/15/2007 20:53
You totally stole CJPKillers idea. He said to make a post showing hot to blow into a cartridge right have that Jim Sterling said how to do the towel trick 8 months late.
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cjpkiller at 05/15/2007 20:53
hey dickhat
I liked dtoid to this a few days ago in the jim sterling post on towel trick...
go look
I said you can fix your nes cartirdges by blowing in them...
this was sent in from cjp... not irseries...
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Lynx at 05/15/2007 20:55
"The geek in me had to figure out what game she was blowing ... which was Mario Bros. 3 in case you were wondering ..."

And the extreme geek in... er.. I mean, I had to correct you; *Super Mario Bros. 3.
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Namelessted at 05/15/2007 20:57
cjp will kill you.
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tehuberone at 05/15/2007 20:58
The bubble shield allows sonic to build up his spin power!
Colette Bennett's Avatar
Colette Bennett at 05/15/2007 21:09
God. Blow in the Gameslot is forever doomed now.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar
Hamza CTZ Aziz at 05/15/2007 21:17
Hey, maybe next time, you might want to send something like that to our tips line instead of linking it to someones post in the comments cjpkiller.
Lynx: Nerd.
Geoff's Avatar
Geoff at 05/15/2007 21:27
I came.
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BlindsideDork at 05/15/2007 21:29
She can blow my cart any day!


Has that been said yet? If not, I got dibs!
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Crunshii at 05/15/2007 21:53
I like the way nintendo was always headed... not supreme graphics but... fun...



makes geeks like me.. well...
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar
Hamza CTZ Aziz at 05/15/2007 21:55
Oh snap! Crunshii, dude, the DS has a built in mic! Why hasn't it been utilized properly yet!?
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savagesaladin at 05/15/2007 22:07
Oh yeah. Now take a dump on top of it. Put some pubic hairs in the game slot. Oh god.... I want you to choke yourself with the controller. Yes... ohhh, did the game freeze? You've been naughty, haven't you? Now pick your nose like a good girl and put your boogers on the buttons. Now eat them. You're a nasty slut, aren't you? I already blew my goo. Now get the fuck out, bitch.
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Analog Pidgin at 05/15/2007 22:16
Best 20 seconds EVER!
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Crunshii at 05/15/2007 22:29
@ hamsa,

actually, it is lol. forgot the name of hte game but its japan onry. and um... if i remember correctly... had something to do with blowing on naked girls/moms or something alike.

was released recently, can someone find the post? my brain is still fried by the 8bit girl and cant recall....
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar
Hamza CTZ Aziz at 05/15/2007 22:35
Crunshii: onry? I see you speak Japanese as well as type in Japanese, LOL.
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Hamza CTZ Aziz at 05/15/2007 23:26
Yeah bobafettm? Prove it, change your avatar to meeeee!
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king3vbo at 05/15/2007 23:53
*fap fap fap*

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Sharpless at 05/16/2007 01:03
Aroused or not, I have to offer up a hardy, "What the fuck?!"
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RJG at 05/16/2007 03:26
That was one of the most retarded things I've ever seen. And I spend my time on 4chan when I'm bored. Goddamn.
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Virtualgirl at 05/16/2007 09:09
WTF? Okay, i like half naked hot chics as much as most of you, but what was the point of that? Did anyone think she looked like Lindsey Lohan at first?

..........Watches again
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Justice at 05/16/2007 11:26
WHEN WHITE PEOPLE GO BROWN!
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free touch at 05/16/2007 12:07
She wasn't that hot... she had a mustache... and call me a geek... but maybe the reason her game wasn't working is because they didn't have the fucking thing plugged in. FUCK THEM.
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Cyberxion at 05/16/2007 17:33
I enjoy the implication that it takes some scantily-clad chick blowing on a fucking cartridge to turn a gamer on, as if we're such social retards that chicks don't register to us unless they're touching a videogame. Fucktards.
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ekoala2002 at 05/18/2007 17:07
That wasn't that good. I have seen people a lot sexier do things like that before
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