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Hot alien lesbian sex in Mass Effect? Set your pocket rockets for Planet Titty photo

Mass Effect has been passed by the British Board of Film Classification and given a 12-rating. Among the usual talk of mild violence and light cursing, one interesting entry in the board's classification details is that of a single sex scene to be included in BioWare's upcoming RPG. It seems that with the right choices, you can bed yourself a woman in a scene that ... oh my God ... includes a single exposed breast. Great news for people without girlfriends or people like me who just really, really like alien boobs. Most importantly of all, and I almost missed it, there will be an opportunity for sordid lesbian intercourse as well. Oh yes, alien-girl-on-girl action. BioWare's got your 'next-gen' right here.

Since this is a 12-rated game, don't expect any double penetration or tentacle rape. It's listed as an "undetailed" scene, despite the boob flash. It's somewhat sad to note that the scene is also described as brief, which means that no matter how hard you level up your main character, his or her stamina stats will never be high where it counts. Hit the jump for the BBFC's full explanation of Mass Effect's sexy content. 

Who knows, maybe Orcist will like it now?

[Thanks for the find, Justin. Also, thanks Corncob for reminding me about lesbians.]

MASS EFFECT is a role playing game and shooter set in the future in space. The player controls either a male or female American soldier through a long and involved story line, making choices along the way. The game has been classified at '12' for moderate violence and one sex scene.

The violence is undetailed and takes place in a futuristic setting. The single sex scene is brief and undetailed, although there is breast nudity in one version of the scene. The sex scene is triggered by the player making a series of choices about becoming more than friends with a colleague. If playing as a male character the scene can take place between him and a human woman or a humanoid female alien. If playing as a female character the scene can take place between her and a male human or a female humanoid alien.

The game also contains use of the word 'bastard' and at least one aggressive use of the word 'bitch'. Both of which are acceptable under BBFC Guidelines at '12'.







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RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 12:15
RICHARD BLOCKER
I've always had a thing for green bewb

also, zeroes!
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 12:15
RICHARD BLOCKER
I've always had a thing for green bewb

also, zeroes!
A New Challenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 12:20
A New Challenger
I totally lolled at "Set your pocket rockets for Planet Titty." That's custom rank/rotating profile rank material right there.
Corncobtacular's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 12:22
Corncobtacular
You didn't point out the possibility of Lesbian sex scenes involving aliens.

"If playing as a female character the scene can take place between her and a male human or a female humanoid alien.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 12:25
AngelsDontBurn
Maybe there will be better facial animations in this "sex scene."
Mabec's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 12:25
Mabec
DAMMIT! No DP? No buy! :(
bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 12:27
bottled dark
sweet deal

what's the equivalent of hot coffee in the mass effect world?
Justin Villasenor's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 12:27
Justin Villasenor
Yeah Corncob, that was the thing I first noticed too when I sent it in. ;)
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 12:28
Jim Sterling
You're right, Corncob. Have added that into the post. How dare I forget the lesbians?
FLS119's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 12:28
FLS119
Let's just hope that Jack Thompson isn't all over this once it's released. Should be an interesting twist.
wtfblakegtfo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 12:45
wtfblakegtfo
i wonder what audience this game is geared towards
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 12:46
ArrestedDeveloper
If you'll notice, if you play a girl you can only do it with a female humanoid alien not a human female. The reason they can do this is because the alien in question is Asari (the blue ones) and their entire race are asexual, neither male nor female, but to humans they all look like women. So technically it wouldn't be lesbian sex scene, it be more like having sex with a snail(eb).

Semantics aside, this is just another reason I want this game.
Sphinx 13's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 12:48
Sphinx 13
I'm a fan of DVDA myself
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 12:58
MechaMonkey
AngelsDontBurn mentioned "facial" animations in reference to a sex scene. I lawled.

Also, bukkake.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 13:10
Sharpless
Great post title, Jim. :)

My anticipation of this game is getting more amped up by the minute. And no, boobs aren't responsible for it, though that certainly doesn't hurt. Not that sex automatically makes something mature and intelligent, but I'm glad that the game goes to those levels of depth. I think I'll be buying this one. Eventually.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 13:11
blehman
Did anyone else notice this: "The single sex scene is brief and undetailed, although there is breast nudity in one version of the scene."

Just one version with bewb? Laym.
sexycommando's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 13:13
sexycommando
Oh yea, scizzor!
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 13:16
Sharpless
@blehman
Read the article and the comments, dude. It explains it.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 13:19
blehman
Oh, ok, missed it that first run through.
bluemeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 13:26
bluemeep

Did someone say "blue alien boob"?
Mr Kryptonite's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 13:33
Mr Kryptonite
I just hope that when I get the game, it hasn't been censored or taken off of store shelves because JackTho and Co. decide to raise hell to get this game off the shelves
Papapishu's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 13:47
Papapishu
Wasn't there a Lesbian love mechanic in KotoR and Jade Empire?

Bioware loves lesbians.
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 13:53
DJDuffy
All I have to say is, the game industry needs moar of this =) I can't wait.
Artadius's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 13:57
Artadius
Day one purchase now.

covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 13:59
covah
Best story title EVER

Captain Kirk would be proud!
Brad Rice's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 14:07
Brad Rice
Well, most of us need not worry, as you'll need to be a premature ejaculator to get off to a "brief sex scene."
Holiday's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 14:07
Holiday
Yeah I totally screwed up in Jade Empire and missed out on the hot lesbian make out scene. Good to hear I'll be able to make up for it with Mass Effect.
Myrmidon16's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 14:09
Myrmidon16
nice.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 14:14
Cheeburga
Haha Jade Empire lesbian scene was win.
Can't wait for aliens.
sushi111's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 14:54
sushi111
Umm, I totally need a walkthrough to get to this beautiful human titty.
Holiday's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 15:02
Holiday
Funny how "partial nudity" as classified by the ESRB means partial FEMALE nudity as oppose to a guy in nothing but a loincloth a la God Of War, etc.

I can imagine the Xbox Hardware forums being flooded with queries "So ummm...How do you take a screenshot of a Xbox 360 video game?" Followed by a debate as to whether the breast in question will have realistic or exaggerated "boob-physics".
Jark212's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 15:37
Jark212
now better...
DGX Goggles's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 16:25
DGX Goggles
DO WANT.
BluFire's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 16:35
BluFire
I'm getting a 360.
Cowboy TTop's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 19:10
Cowboy TTop
Don't get too excited. I love boobies too, but God of War has already been there. Seen one tit, seen them all.
boxhound's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 20:28
boxhound
I got dibs on the blue skinned alien chick.

Lets see you try and up stage this Captian Kirk!

This is a must buy, I really need a 360.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 21:01
Eschatos
So while there can be sex scenes between females and humanoid females, there can't be sex with human females? What the hell?
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2007 21:15
Bob Muir
Joystiq did it!
Ocelot's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2007 21:26
Ocelot
Set your pocket rockets for Planet Titty...

Quite possibly my favorite Destructoid Quote of all time. evar. fo realz yo.
mackisawesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 09:42
mackisawesome
awesome!, / aliens are nubs
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2007 16:45
Aaron Mxy Yost
Lesbians?
kaneka's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2007 14:21
kaneka
i wish i had two more hands so i could give that alien titty 4 THUMBS DOWN!!
Frozenjoker's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2007 17:51
Frozenjoker
Meh. I bought DOA 4. Nuff Said.

Well. One more thing.

Real Boobs are more fun ^^
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2007 07:27
Fading Star
Yay. Set your course for nympholon 47! Thanks for the information, Jim.
flaakmonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2007 18:32
flaakmonkey
Bioware Rules.
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