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Hot alien lesbian sex in Mass Effect? Set your pocket rockets for Planet Titty photo

Mass Effect has been passed by the British Board of Film Classification and given a 12-rating. Among the usual talk of mild violence and light cursing, one interesting entry in the board's classification details is that of a single sex scene to be included in BioWare's upcoming RPG. It seems that with the right choices, you can bed yourself a woman in a scene that ... oh my God ... includes a single exposed breast. Great news for people without girlfriends or people like me who just really, really like alien boobs. Most importantly of all, and I almost missed it, there will be an opportunity for sordid lesbian intercourse as well. Oh yes, alien-girl-on-girl action. BioWare's got your 'next-gen' right here.

Since this is a 12-rated game, don't expect any double penetration or tentacle rape. It's listed as an "undetailed" scene, despite the boob flash. It's somewhat sad to note that the scene is also described as brief, which means that no matter how hard you level up your main character, his or her stamina stats will never be high where it counts. Hit the jump for the BBFC's full explanation of Mass Effect's sexy content. 

Who knows, maybe Orcist will like it now?

[Thanks for the find, Justin. Also, thanks Corncob for reminding me about lesbians.]

MASS EFFECT is a role playing game and shooter set in the future in space. The player controls either a male or female American soldier through a long and involved story line, making choices along the way. The game has been classified at '12' for moderate violence and one sex scene.

The violence is undetailed and takes place in a futuristic setting. The single sex scene is brief and undetailed, although there is breast nudity in one version of the scene. The sex scene is triggered by the player making a series of choices about becoming more than friends with a colleague. If playing as a male character the scene can take place between him and a human woman or a humanoid female alien. If playing as a female character the scene can take place between her and a male human or a female humanoid alien.

The game also contains use of the word 'bastard' and at least one aggressive use of the word 'bitch'. Both of which are acceptable under BBFC Guidelines at '12'.

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RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar
RICHARD BLOCKER at 09/18/2007 12:15
I've always had a thing for green bewb

also, zeroes!
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar
RICHARD BLOCKER at 09/18/2007 12:15
I've always had a thing for green bewb

also, zeroes!
A New Challenger's Avatar
A New Challenger at 09/18/2007 12:20
I totally lolled at "Set your pocket rockets for Planet Titty." That's custom rank/rotating profile rank material right there.
Corncobtacular's Avatar
Corncobtacular at 09/18/2007 12:22
You didn't point out the possibility of Lesbian sex scenes involving aliens.

"If playing as a female character the scene can take place between her and a male human or a female humanoid alien.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar
AngelsDontBurn at 09/18/2007 12:25
Maybe there will be better facial animations in this "sex scene."
Mabec's Avatar
Mabec at 09/18/2007 12:25
DAMMIT! No DP? No buy! :(
bottled dark's Avatar
bottled dark at 09/18/2007 12:27
sweet deal

what's the equivalent of hot coffee in the mass effect world?
Justin Villasenor's Avatar
Justin Villasenor at 09/18/2007 12:27
Yeah Corncob, that was the thing I first noticed too when I sent it in. ;)
Jim Sterling's Avatar
Jim Sterling at 09/18/2007 12:28
You're right, Corncob. Have added that into the post. How dare I forget the lesbians?
FLS119's Avatar
FLS119 at 09/18/2007 12:28
Let's just hope that Jack Thompson isn't all over this once it's released. Should be an interesting twist.
wtfblakegtfo's Avatar
wtfblakegtfo at 09/18/2007 12:45
i wonder what audience this game is geared towards
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar
ArrestedDeveloper at 09/18/2007 12:46
If you'll notice, if you play a girl you can only do it with a female humanoid alien not a human female. The reason they can do this is because the alien in question is Asari (the blue ones) and their entire race are asexual, neither male nor female, but to humans they all look like women. So technically it wouldn't be lesbian sex scene, it be more like having sex with a snail(eb).

Semantics aside, this is just another reason I want this game.
Sphinx 13's Avatar
Sphinx 13 at 09/18/2007 12:48
I'm a fan of DVDA myself
MechaMonkey's Avatar
MechaMonkey at 09/18/2007 12:58
AngelsDontBurn mentioned "facial" animations in reference to a sex scene. I lawled.

Also, bukkake.
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 09/18/2007 13:10
Great post title, Jim. :)

My anticipation of this game is getting more amped up by the minute. And no, boobs aren't responsible for it, though that certainly doesn't hurt. Not that sex automatically makes something mature and intelligent, but I'm glad that the game goes to those levels of depth. I think I'll be buying this one. Eventually.
blehman's Avatar
blehman at 09/18/2007 13:11
Did anyone else notice this: "The single sex scene is brief and undetailed, although there is breast nudity in one version of the scene."

Just one version with bewb? Laym.
sexycommando's Avatar
sexycommando at 09/18/2007 13:13
Oh yea, scizzor!
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 09/18/2007 13:16
@blehman
Read the article and the comments, dude. It explains it.
blehman's Avatar
blehman at 09/18/2007 13:19
Oh, ok, missed it that first run through.
bluemeep's Avatar
bluemeep at 09/18/2007 13:26

Did someone say "blue alien boob"?
Mr Kryptonite's Avatar
Mr Kryptonite at 09/18/2007 13:33
I just hope that when I get the game, it hasn't been censored or taken off of store shelves because JackTho and Co. decide to raise hell to get this game off the shelves
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 09/18/2007 13:40
FAP
Papapishu's Avatar
Papapishu at 09/18/2007 13:47
Wasn't there a Lesbian love mechanic in KotoR and Jade Empire?

Bioware loves lesbians.
DJDuffy 's Avatar
DJDuffy at 09/18/2007 13:53
All I have to say is, the game industry needs moar of this =) I can't wait.
Artadius's Avatar
Artadius at 09/18/2007 13:57
Day one purchase now.

covah's Avatar
covah at 09/18/2007 13:59
Best story title EVER

Captain Kirk would be proud!
Brad Rice's Avatar
Brad Rice at 09/18/2007 14:07
Well, most of us need not worry, as you'll need to be a premature ejaculator to get off to a "brief sex scene."
Holiday's Avatar
Holiday at 09/18/2007 14:07
Yeah I totally screwed up in Jade Empire and missed out on the hot lesbian make out scene. Good to hear I'll be able to make up for it with Mass Effect.
Myrmidon16's Avatar
Myrmidon16 at 09/18/2007 14:09
nice.
Cheeburga's Avatar
Cheeburga at 09/18/2007 14:14
Haha Jade Empire lesbian scene was win.
Can't wait for aliens.
Im OK's Avatar
Im OK at 09/18/2007 14:45
There was the chance for a lesbian scene in Jade Empire, yeah.

There was also the chance for a threesome with the two main female characters, if you played as a male.
sushi111's Avatar
sushi111 at 09/18/2007 14:54
Umm, I totally need a walkthrough to get to this beautiful human titty.
Holiday's Avatar
Holiday at 09/18/2007 15:02
Funny how "partial nudity" as classified by the ESRB means partial FEMALE nudity as oppose to a guy in nothing but a loincloth a la God Of War, etc.

I can imagine the Xbox Hardware forums being flooded with queries "So ummm...How do you take a screenshot of a Xbox 360 video game?" Followed by a debate as to whether the breast in question will have realistic or exaggerated "boob-physics".
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 09/18/2007 15:22
SOLD.
Holiday's Avatar
Holiday at 09/18/2007 15:32
Jark212's Avatar
Jark212 at 09/18/2007 15:37
now better...
DGX Goggles's Avatar
DGX Goggles at 09/18/2007 16:25
DO WANT.
BluFire's Avatar
BluFire at 09/18/2007 16:35
I'm getting a 360.
Holiday's Avatar
Holiday at 09/18/2007 17:10
Cowboy TTop's Avatar
Cowboy TTop at 09/18/2007 19:10
Don't get too excited. I love boobies too, but God of War has already been there. Seen one tit, seen them all.
boxhound's Avatar
boxhound at 09/18/2007 20:28
I got dibs on the blue skinned alien chick.

Lets see you try and up stage this Captian Kirk!

This is a must buy, I really need a 360.
Eschatos's Avatar
Eschatos at 09/18/2007 21:01
So while there can be sex scenes between females and humanoid females, there can't be sex with human females? What the hell?
Necros's Avatar
Necros at 09/18/2007 21:15
Joystiq did it!
Ocelot's Avatar
Ocelot at 09/19/2007 21:26
Set your pocket rockets for Planet Titty...

Quite possibly my favorite Destructoid Quote of all time. evar. fo realz yo.
mackisawesome's Avatar
mackisawesome at 09/20/2007 09:42
awesome!, / aliens are nubs
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 09/20/2007 16:45
Lesbians?
kaneka's Avatar
kaneka at 09/21/2007 14:21
i wish i had two more hands so i could give that alien titty 4 THUMBS DOWN!!
Frozenjoker's Avatar
Frozenjoker at 09/21/2007 17:51
Meh. I bought DOA 4. Nuff Said.

Well. One more thing.

Real Boobs are more fun ^^
Fading Star's Avatar
Fading Star at 09/25/2007 07:27
Yay. Set your course for nympholon 47! Thanks for the information, Jim.
flaakmonkey's Avatar
flaakmonkey at 09/29/2007 18:32
Bioware Rules.
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