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Horny nazi tank girls coming to Xbox 360 (in Japan) photo

I'll be honest, this really isn't too relevant to a lot of people, but I just want the excuse to talk about this game for a second. Moe Moe Niji Taisen Deluxe is a tactical role-playing game in which various anime females with massive breasts personify World War II vehicles for no reason whatsoever. It was formerly on the PC, PSP and PS2, and now it's coming to the Xbox 360.

Characters represent America, Russia, Britain, Japan, Italy and Germany, which means that this game basically has semi-clad Nazi women pretending to be tanks and planes. As with most Japanese things, it's out of its frigging mind, and the above image gives you an idea of just how authentic a WWII experience it aims to be. 

Naturally there's plenty of clothes getting shred as well, just like the real War. We all remember when Hitler's shirt tore off and Himmler had to rub him down with many lotions until they both squealed in orgasm. This is how Japanese game developers see the world. 

It's nice to know that the banning of RapeLay did not stop the country's commitment to totally demented videogames.


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draycott's Avatar
draycott at 07/07/2009 09:06
Thank you god. Thank you.
Kraid's Avatar
Kraid at 07/07/2009 09:06
Panzerkampfwagen-VI-Königstiger-tastic

I can now fully enjoy my Messerschmitt Me 262 Schwalbe.

I need scissors Heinkel He 111 .

Before zee gerwomen arrives.

That's enough I'm going back to my corner.
Shadowiii's Avatar
Shadowiii at 07/07/2009 09:08
Well hey, at least it isn't another WW2 SHOOTING game...right?

Guys?
Neonie's Avatar
Neonie at 07/07/2009 09:08
Fucking Sold. I'm going to go get a Japanese MS account RIGHT NOW.
Double J's Avatar
Double J at 07/07/2009 09:10
I would have sex with that airplane.
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king3vbo at 07/07/2009 09:14
11/10, would purchase 12 copies again
Scroll's Avatar
Scroll at 07/07/2009 09:15
Japan, you're awesome.
Chronic Logic's Avatar
Chronic Logic at 07/07/2009 09:15
Wait, what the fuck? So basically each faction has vehicles to fight each other with. But instead we have vehicles that are personified as women. Is this really necessary? Oh well, at least the Japanese are putting the "sexy" back in war. WW2 has been getting kind of grim and bloody as of late, and we need more sex to spice up WW2. When was the last time you saw bikini clad babes attack Omaha Beach?
Wan Sum Dung's Avatar
Wan Sum Dung at 07/07/2009 09:17
I have a boner.
HammerShark's Avatar
HammerShark at 07/07/2009 09:19
You don't need no stinkin' excuses to talk about stuff like this. Your instincts are Aces. "Deluxe Ultra" huh? I'll keep an eye on this.
- and Tanks.
Jon B's Avatar
Jon B at 07/07/2009 09:20
>Formerly on PC

...what.

BRB GOOGLING.
Cuba Gooding Jr's Avatar
Cuba Gooding Jr at 07/07/2009 09:21
@Chronic Logic-"Is this really necessary?"

Yes.
Hangedman's Avatar
Hangedman at 07/07/2009 09:21
I'm not into manga, but DAMN that picture of the 2 girls is SEXAY!
Kraid's Avatar
Kraid at 07/07/2009 09:21
@Chronic ; If I recall correctly the unaltered version of Saving Private Ryan had such a racy invasion...
Havoc Fang's Avatar
Havoc Fang at 07/07/2009 09:23
WHATTHEMONKEYWHAAAA.

IS.WHAT.HOW.

THAT IS THE GREATEST AND WORST AND MOST AMAZING IDEA FOR A GAME EVER. ACID TABS ALL AROUND.
Kris S's Avatar
Kris S at 07/07/2009 09:33
I feel old..I'm getting pretty sick of semi-naked anime girls on Dtoid. How the hell people think animated women are hot or somehow exciting is beyond me.
Meh each to their own I guess but I'll stick to real women.

*Don't get me started on Bayonetta by the way* :P
Cowboy TTop's Avatar
Cowboy TTop at 07/07/2009 09:35
I'll put this on my PSP import list, and hopefully the it will get to me.

This game reminds of Hetalia Axis Powers manga/anime, with each country represented as a character. Hope its just as funny.
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AgentMOO at 07/07/2009 09:36
Moe?

Neonie's Avatar
Neonie at 07/07/2009 09:37
@Kris S

2D girls don;t over complicate things with bull shit.
Cowboy TTop's Avatar
Cowboy TTop at 07/07/2009 09:40
Lol. Those are the characters of the game Kris, and if its a japanese game, what's the point in using real people, when you can just create characters you control, and do whatever you want with?

Hey, why can't we like both real and create fems? I know I do, within reasonable limits.
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sickNasty at 07/07/2009 09:41
Thanks Japan. Thanks for continuing to perpetuate the stereotype of the socially inept, sexually immature gamer.

Assholes.
Furius's Avatar
Furius at 07/07/2009 09:42
I'm with you Kris S. Everytime I come to destructoid these day's it got some softcore anime lezzers on the front page. If I wanted to see that I'd go elsewhere (Japan springs to mind).
Char Aznable's Avatar
Char Aznable at 07/07/2009 09:55
I went to that website and looked through some of the different characters. All I can say is that Japan is fucking weird, but we all knew that anyway.
Kris S's Avatar
Kris S at 07/07/2009 10:03
@Cowboy

Lol no not like that! Basically what sickNasty said and Furius, Dtoid don't put this up for gaming purposes it's so childish little twits can say "fap" or "I have a boner". I don't blame Dtoid, they just cater to the fools.
Some people that use this site really need real life interaction with women.
Cowboy TTop's Avatar
Cowboy TTop at 07/07/2009 10:05
Lol. @Kris and Furius

Hey, are you saying you'd rather see the guy on guy action of Duel Love DS instead? I'm sure Dtoid can upload some of those if you prefer, but that would be off topic of this post. Each to their own.

And didn't the wonderful Olivia Munn do an awesome photo shoot recently, the photos of which Dtoid linked to? If you ask me, I think Dtoid locks it all down pretty good, and there's enough variety. Agree to disagree or whatever.

As for Bayonetta, all I can say is I'd rather see a well designed character like her, that can be sexy and pack an awesome punch tied into her design with cool ideas, so its not all for show. A catsuit of her own magic hair, that alone is freaking top stuff, and seeing it in action is awesome.

Makes me wonder why we never see females characters like that from western studios, which are mostly pointlessly for show.
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Cowboy TTop at 07/07/2009 10:22
Okay Kris, I'll let you off. I agree that a good friday/saturday night out is so much better for mixing with real females.
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ZombiePlatypus at 07/07/2009 10:23
C'mon lads! Let's fap to the holocaust, Pearl Harbor, and Fat Man & Little Boy! It's okay, Little Boy is a big breasted chick!

Honestly though, this doesn't bother me. It actually doesn't register one way or the other, I only feel apathy.
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CelicaCrazed at 07/07/2009 10:25
I'd let that Nazi invade my Poland any day.

Kris, you're taking things too seriously here :P
Kris S's Avatar
Kris S at 07/07/2009 10:26
@Cowboy

Yeah we will have to agree to disagree mate but not as much you think. Gaming is never going to move away from the perception of being a sad little geeks - or what sickNasty said more elequently - hobby this way.
Like I said it's not the article that bothers me it's the juvenile reactions.
20 comments and barely anybody talks about the gameplay or the actual game for that matter? Oooh animated boobies, whoooo.
Same with Bayonetta, I will talk about the art, design and gameplay but as soon as I hear.. gawd I wud fuck her or I just came you guys, I really fucking despair. It's like talking to a group of primary schoolkids.

See...told you I feel old....might just be the hangover!
Lobster Mobster's Avatar
Lobster Mobster at 07/07/2009 10:28
At least they're not little girls with kitty ears like in Strike Witches.

I will agree that sexy Nazis is of questionable taste, but the focus is on the war, not the genocide, right? So that makes it a little better, right? Besides, that "Nazi" has red hair! She's CLEARLY not Aryan! Maybe she's a sympathizer?

Eh, not that we'll ever see this state-side anyway.
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ace 1991 at 07/07/2009 10:33
Wow. I totally won't torrent this. No sir.
Cowboy TTop's Avatar
Cowboy TTop at 07/07/2009 10:57
@ Kris, I think a lot of gamers will be a lot young than you and I, so those kind of juvenile views do crop up on Dtoid, I admit it gets to me at times too, but I guess there's little we can do about that.

I try to keep my views on here to the point, with a dose of humour if needed.

Apprecitation of the female (or male) form in game character design is a good thing, as is getting it right where needed. The problem is many mix the appeal too much towards sex itself, while sex appeal does play a part, I think functionality is more important.

Example: X Blades character doesn't need those awful garments to show her butt off. It serves no purpose in the 3d game, unless she was going to fart on demons or something. Bayonetta pleases because the design is for appeal and function, helping a better 3d game.

@Lobster, yes, I have to agree, loli/moe should be in small doses of cute and nothing more beyond that. Each to their own though.
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Joseph Leray at 07/07/2009 10:57
I mean, sure, it's sometimes about the animated lezzers but I think part of the appeal of posting stories like this is just how weird it all is.
Scroll's Avatar
Scroll at 07/07/2009 11:01
Kris S - Do you honestly believe that any community, any where in the world would be able discuss the merits of the tactical role playing system in this game?

I really don't think it's possible, it's just too ridiculous.
Cowboy TTop's Avatar
Cowboy TTop at 07/07/2009 11:10
Hey, a lot of games are ridiculous but fun.

Sims where can starve people, and make them do crazy stuff.

Even the concept of endless continues in games is ridiculous in to a degree, but because its a fun business, so we accept them.

Culturally, the japanese have their own unique form of exotic ridiculousness though, and in a way that appeals to many western gamers too.
Bigmoose85's Avatar
Bigmoose85 at 07/07/2009 11:19
fuck yeah
VampireChrist's Avatar
VampireChrist at 07/07/2009 11:55
the character designs on the site are amazing. i love it
Elsa's Avatar
Elsa at 07/07/2009 12:35
LOL! Nicely said Jim!
Daraku Tenshi's Avatar
Daraku Tenshi at 07/07/2009 12:52
"Anime females with massive breasts personify World War II vehicles". WTF Japan?! Seriously, I would love to see the kind of dreams these guys have...from a safe sanguine distance however. I really would.
atastysammich's Avatar
atastysammich at 07/07/2009 13:04
I feel kind of bad for knowing what game/series you were talking about from the headline. (I haven't even played any of them yet.)
BrokenSun's Avatar
BrokenSun at 07/07/2009 13:05
You do know you have both hands on the controller when you play these games right?
KyleGamgee's Avatar
KyleGamgee at 07/07/2009 13:26
G'unh!

Thanks!
Clance's Avatar
Clance at 07/07/2009 14:09
What's with the cum-splashed effects on that header... waaaaait a minute...
Knives's Avatar
Knives at 07/07/2009 15:04
Lol, i need to see some gameplay of this, sounds hilarious.
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 07/07/2009 15:28
Hot. Does the one in blue have a monocle?
Stahlbrand's Avatar
Stahlbrand at 07/07/2009 15:59
Wait, for the 360? Weird.
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar
the GAMEGOBLIN at 07/07/2009 16:42


WWII was awesome.
Naim Master's Avatar
Naim Master at 07/07/2009 17:26
Japan , puttin the "ilegal is most countries" back into war !
CRAZYAPE69's Avatar
CRAZYAPE69 at 07/07/2009 20:21
so what the history channel tells us is a lie, the war was really won by bikini clad anime women personifying various vehicles....cool.
BattyAdroit's Avatar
BattyAdroit at 07/08/2009 01:12
Hot. Do want.
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