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Honey, you shouldn't have

3:01 PM on 12.02.2006   |   Colette Bennett

Honey, you shouldn't have photo

There's no better Christmas gift to get a gamer than some semi-obscure reference to a favorite 8-bit game of old. Enter Durkl.com and one of the best t-shirts ever. Who didn't fight this drooling jungle clan escapee and hurl the controller at the television in complete frustration at least once? Unless, of course, you were lucky enough to have a friend who told you to punch him in the stomach. Great strategy in general -- can't figure out what a guy wants? Just punch him in the stomach. Works every time.







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Colette Bennett is a Destructoid features editor from New Orleans, Louisiana. She is also a founding member of Destructoid's sister sites Tomopop, a toy lover's blog and Japanator, our anime site. Likes Nintendo DS, NES, Silent Hill series, Rhythm games, RPGs Meet the rest of the team



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Laenir's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2006 15:53
Laenir
I'm glad you posted that picture of the model. It's slightly less dumb than this one. There is no reason to pose like that, especially with the one pant leg up. That stopped being cool about 11 years ago when wearing a pacifier (while not being an infant) was all the rage...or maybe that was just the weirdos in my school.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2006 15:55
Colette Bennett
Yeah, if that had been the only picture I think I would have had to think twice about wanting to show off the shirt despite it's coolness. It makes him look like a total douchebag.
J03yyz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2006 16:01
J03yyz
dear lord, that pantleg picture makes me want to destroy everything and especially not get that shirt...
i just make my own old video game shirts
Mabec's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2006 16:07
Mabec
Do they have permission to use all those pixels?
plyr3005's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2006 16:17
plyr3005
@ Laenir

That pacifier thing is some drug referece, and yes, people do look weird wearing those. specially the lightup ones.
Laenir's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2006 16:22
Laenir
@plyr3005
Extacy I think. It makes you grind your teeth...at least that's what people tell me...really.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2006 17:41
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Nagiko: I posted about this shirt back in June. With the exact same picture. Since you're new and all, I shall refrain from insulting you like I do to everyone else when they make double posts:

http://www.destructoid.com/gamer-fashion-king-hippo-shirt-26711.phtml
devas's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2006 17:45
devas
meh, i got this shirt in may tigerz

maybe someone should insult you for being late to finding it
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2006 18:05
Hamza CTZ Aziz
devas: maybe I should train a llama to hunt you down and rape you.
Ishaan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2006 18:32
Ishaan
Good grief. Do we have another Faith on the website, or is this one going to be more normal?

P.S: I love you Faith. And your whole family. Don't kick me in the balls.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2006 20:04
Colette Bennett
Cybernetic:Ack. Sorry about the double post....I think I'm going to do some back reading so I don't pull the total noobing a second time.
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2006 20:18
Detry
If you just try puncing him in the stomach he kicks your ass, you gotta punch him in the mouth first.

I should know, I've been playing [url=http://www.everyvideogame.com/play-nes-Mike_Tyson%5C's_Punch*Out!!_(PC10).htm/]Mike Tyson's Punch Out[/url] all day. :)
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2006 23:22
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Nagiko: It's all gravy baby.
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2006 15:13
Joseph Leray
CTZ - I really like how everyone is butchering your name.

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