There's no better Christmas gift to get a gamer than some semi-obscure reference to a favorite 8-bit game of old. Enter Durkl.com and one of the best t-shirts ever. Who didn't fight this drooling jungle clan escapee and hurl the controller at the television in complete frustration at least once? Unless, of course, you were lucky enough to have a friend who told you to punch him in the stomach. Great strategy in general -- can't figure out what a guy wants? Just punch him in the stomach. Works every time.