I want "Chinese Ninja Warrior" played at my wedding, the birth of my first child, and my funeral. Preferably by a choir of Valkyries singing from mountaintops. "FREEEEZING VIBRATIONS!"
Wait... no, nevermind. It's stuck in my head now. DAMN IT.
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Holy crap, Mortal Kombat: The Album was TERRIBLE!!!
There was a practice back in the 90s of companion albums' accompanying the release of certain videogames. These weren't official soundtracks but rather those dreaded "inspired by" collections whose sole purpose was to push substandard music by associating it with a hot property. Such was the case of Mortal Kombat: The Album, a 10-track CD released in 1994 to capitalize on the home console release of the brutal fighting game (not to be confused with the movie soundtrack). I knew the album existed but never actually heard any of the songs save for "Techno Syndrome" -- ya know, that one. After finally listening to the full album dump on YouTube, I can confirm that the reason "Techno Syndrome" is the only MK song anyone remembers is because the rest are SH*T! All the songs were composed by The Immortals, an electronica band consisting of members of Lords of Acid. The group's idea of paying tribute to Mortal Kombat was making a song for Sub-Zero called "Chinese Ninja Warrior," posted above. If you enjoy that little number, you'll love this jam sung from the point of view of Sonya Blade. Then there's this song about Raiden with such brilliant lyrics like "Mystical fighter, he's got no eyes! He's tall and fast 'cause he flies!" Happy Sunday, maggots. Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)Shit the Lords of Acid, I had a friend who bought one of their albums soley for the ponographic cover art. He denies it of course! Man they sure did suck. Someone is confusing "Terrible" with "Terribly AWESOME!"
I want "Chinese Ninja Warrior" played at my wedding, the birth of my first child, and my funeral. Preferably by a choir of Valkyries singing from mountaintops. "FREEEEZING VIBRATIONS!" Man, I loved Chinese Ninja Warrior (...with his heart soooooo coooooold) It's brilliantly cheesey heh. Okay, maybe it's not entirely flawless. Sonya's "Go Go Go" is absolutely terrible.
Wait... no, nevermind. It's stuck in my head now. DAMN IT. Dude- I loved that album... and I still own it!!! Yeah, I bust it out every once in a while and everyone is like WTF, and I'm like, yeah baby, TECHNO. Funny thing is, I used to be into Lords of Acid when I was younger too, and I didn't know they did this too! Talk about cheesy lyrics, 'I must, I must, I must increase my bust!' Genius is always misunderstood. 10:00 AM on 04.19.2013 Review: Injustice: Gods Among UsWhen DC Comics’ most popular heroes and villains appeared in 2008’s Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe, Aquaman was nowhere to be found. Thought of as a laughing stock with a shaky history in videogames -- the less sai...
7:00 PM on 04.02.2013 The cosplayers of Wondercon 2013Anaheim Wondercon may already be over, but we've got some awesome cosplay pictures from this past weekend's event! Check out some of the truly epic match-ups we happened upon, including Ryu vs. Sub-Zero, Batman vs. a Giant Mech, and Legend of the Hidden Temple's Orange Iguanas taking on their deadly rivals: the Blue Barracudas.
4:30 PM on 03.18.2013 Retailer listing points to Mortal Kombat 9 for PCA now-removed listing for "Mortal Kombat Game of the Year UK (PC DVD)" was spotted on Amazon (via NeoGAF) and while it could have been a simple mistake, I want to believe. I have to believe! It's worth pointing out that Eurog...
7:00 AM on 03.04.2013 Xbox Live sale day 7 is all about the fightersMajor Nelson and his crazy price-slashing antics continue as we roll into day seven of the surprisingly good Games on Demand sale. This time 'round, the focus is squarely on the fighters. Some of the genre's biggest nam...
2:15 PM on 02.28.2013 Mortal Kombat is the best game movie ever made, fools!Over on The Escapist, where my weekly Jimquisition episodes are hosted, I also have another show that many of you likely don't know about. It's called Movie Defense Force, a film review show where I take movies that have bee...
11:45 AM on 02.26.2013 The perfect Mortal Kombat movie cast, CONFIRMEDMortal Kombat has another live-action movie in the works, and it's probably not going to be very good. That doesn't mean it has to be awful, though. The right blend of actors can turn any film, no matter how cynical, into a c...
2:15 PM on 02.18.2013 Mortal Kombat: Legacy season 2 features a Hollywood actorSeason one of the live-action Mortal Kombat: Legacy series focused on various character's back stories, and was pretty boring for the most part. With season two, the team behind the project are diving right into the Mortal K...
2:00 AM on 01.18.2013 This Shao Khan figure wants to rule your toy shelfPop Culture Shock's latest figure is Shao Khan of the Mortal Kombat universe. The 1/4-scale figure features an extra head so you can see his ugly face, and comes with one weapon depending on which figure you want to blow way ...
1:00 AM on 01.09.2013 EVO 2K13 lineup announced, will feature Persona 4 ArenaEVO 2K13 will be taking place from July 12-14 this year at the Paris Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. As for the games players will be competing in? It will consist of Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3, Super Street Fighter 4 Arcad...
3:00 PM on 09.29.2012 Storm's Adventure with Mortal KombatWitness another poor decision on my part. Street Fighter IV taught me not to play modern fighting games, or, at the very least, speak my opinion of them in public. Of course, that was before I was able to post to t...
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