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There was a practice back in the 90s of companion albums' accompanying the release of certain videogames. These weren't official soundtracks but rather those dreaded "inspired by" collections whose sole purpose was to push substandard music by associating it with a hot property.

Such was the case of Mortal Kombat: The Album, a 10-track CD released in 1994 to capitalize on the home console release of the brutal fighting game (not to be confused with the movie soundtrack). I knew the album existed but never actually heard any of the songs save for "Techno Syndrome" -- ya know, that one. After finally listening to the full album dump on YouTube, I can confirm that the reason "Techno Syndrome" is the only MK song anyone remembers is because the rest are SH*T!

All the songs were composed by The Immortals, an electronica band consisting of members of Lords of Acid. The group's idea of paying tribute to Mortal Kombat was making a song for Sub-Zero called "Chinese Ninja Warrior," posted above. If you enjoy that little number, you'll love this jam sung from the point of view of Sonya Blade. Then there's this song about Raiden with such brilliant lyrics like "Mystical fighter, he's got no eyes! He's tall and fast 'cause he flies!"

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Conrad Zimmerman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 12:16
Conrad Zimmerman
KMFDM's Juke Joint Jezebel forgives all sins.
Tony Ponce's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 12:29
Tony Ponce
That was from the movie soundtrack. This is a different album.
Jawmuncher's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 14:04
Jawmuncher
This is awesome
Fugly Duckling's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 14:04
Fugly Duckling
Brilliantly terrible.
Ian Bonds's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 14:06
Ian Bonds
Check out chiptune superstar Shael Riley's cover of it...it's way better...yet still terrible...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoPTBQL5MxQ
NukaCola's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 14:07
NukaCola
Sub Zeroooooooooooooooooo (OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
GoofierBrute's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 14:10
GoofierBrute
I use to say the worst thing that happened to Mortal Kombat was that God awful Sub Zero spin off game. After today, I stand corrected.
Jaksser's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 14:11
Jaksser
That's kinda cool, but the lyrics are oh so cheesecake, it hurts.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 14:17
DaedHead8
Haters gonna hate. I had this album as a kid and I loved it. I'd put it on while practicing my Taekwondo and I was exactly as cool as that sounds.
Shredator's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 14:18
Shredator
I just found the soundtrack for Killer Instinct in some old boxes I was going through. Talk about terrible...
Blake Stone's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 14:20
Blake Stone
The 90's were terrible, when you get down to it.
barbecue's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 14:24
barbecue
yay maggotsoup :D
Shane Saiyan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 14:28
Shane Saiyan
Yeeeeeeeah this album was awesome.

The movie soundtracks were AMAZING though.
Mechman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 14:28
Mechman
The mortal kombat album was actually done by lords of acid, under the name "the immortals".
FlammableD's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 14:29
FlammableD
Don't diss Born in China.
Shane Saiyan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 14:30
Shane Saiyan
Errrrr.........whoops. Awesome = awful.


It was actually Praga Khan and Oliver Adams from Lords of Acid. There were other LoA members besides those two.
Chad Almasy's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 14:36
Chad Almasy
I loved the sound of the album as a kid, and I don't know if it's nostalgia or what, but I still like the sound.

The lyrics do suck total balls. I didn't give a shit about lyrics when I was a kid, though.

@DaedHead8
You, too? Xp
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 14:37
Chris Carter
Ok ok. The movie album was boss, and I was about to get fanboyish for a second, but this is ok, lawl.
KenAkuma's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 14:44
KenAkuma
I'm more interested in the music featured in the games and MK9 and SF4 definitely let me down.

Not surprised with Mk9's bland music given that franchises history in that department but SF4???

Especially after SF3 which had some amazing stage themes and SF2, well those themes are just plain legendary!
Onyx Leo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 14:45
Onyx Leo
These are oddly catchy, in a horrible point of view.


The worst part is, the Sonya song is probably going o get stuck in my head.
Samuraidino's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 14:48
Samuraidino
God damnit,im currently singing along to the Sub Zero track after having it on repeat for the last 30 minutes.

Fuck you destructoid.
Epic-Kx's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 14:49
Epic-Kx
HEY. MORTAL KOMBAT SPECIAL FORCES SUCKS ASS. MYTHOLOGIES FUCKING RULED.
ersatz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 14:58
ersatz
yup, got duped into buying this one before music stores had listening stations... i liked what i heard from LoA before this, on the Virtuosity soundtrack, i think. but this... this... *sigh*
trueb7ue's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 15:01
trueb7ue
WOOOOOOOOOOOO CHINESE NINJA WAAAARIAAAR
Stereocast's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 15:05
Stereocast
Whoa, are we listening to the same track? Chinese Ninja Warrior is amazing! Listened to it non-stop while waiting for the new MK to come out this year. Oh well, opinions I guess...
EvoAnubis's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 15:20
EvoAnubis
I actually owned this CD. Most of the songs were, well, shit, but track 10, Hypnotic House, was awesome.
KirbyMcDope's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 15:33
KirbyMcDope
While it's all terribly silly, some of these tracks are actually very well produced, but incrediblty cheesy at the same time. Fucking ninties.
Janklogs's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 15:45
Janklogs
You shut your troll-whore mouth, Ponce! Chinese Ninja Warrior trumps fucking Justin Beaver anyday.
Johnny Luchador's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 15:47
Johnny Luchador
this soundtrack brings me back to the Arcade at Chuck E Cheese.
Master Snake's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 15:55
Master Snake
What Epic said.
ElektroDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 16:11
ElektroDragon
Techno rules, loser!
EggmaniMN's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 16:22
EggmaniMN
Uh, no. This is definitely one of the best albums to ever exist. In fact, it just shows what a stuck up ass you are for not appreciating it. Learn to not be a tard. It's a silly album, it's supposed to be silly, was made to be silly and you're sitting there with your monocle on acting like a shitlord.
BoomingEchoes's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 16:26
BoomingEchoes
Lords of Acid were pretty great back in the day, but yeah.. side projects will be side projects (I.E. Terribly hit or miss)
Tony Ponce's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 16:27
Tony Ponce
@Mechman & Shane Saiyan

That's cool, you guys. Isn't that what I said?
thefaulk's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 16:48
thefaulk
Wheres the protomen when you need them?
Dragoonkin's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 17:05
Dragoonkin
I've always been a fan of Chinese ninjas, that are warriors.
Cla's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 17:11
Cla
What are you talking about? This album was amazing and so ahead of it's team in the techno scene.
Killrig's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 17:16
Killrig
What I find hilarious is that the Lords of Acid are quite good, but this album is NOT.
PhilK3nS3bb3n's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 17:30
PhilK3nS3bb3n
@eggman: bet you typed that on a MacBook pro.
Tristrix's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 17:31
Tristrix
Lords of Acid are amazing. Gotta figure someone offered them money to do this album and they said "yeah sure" and tossed together whatever shit came to mind one drunk Tuesday night and called it good enough. I don't really blame them.
Dancing Mad's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 17:32
Dancing Mad
This cassette tape (that's right, cassette) was on repeat in my childhood. Fuck all y'all haters.
DynamoJoe's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 17:47
DynamoJoe
This album is BOSS. Tony, seriously, how can you not appreciate the wholehearted fanaticism expressed in these lyrics from a simpler, less-cynical time. Of course it's not an album you put on and listen to in the background with some friends over drinks. That's not the point. It's very existence is what justifies itself.

Oh, yeah. It's that deep.
Dameon Angell's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 17:49
Dameon Angell
I remember my parents bought me this CD along with Green Day's Insomniac and Pearl Jam's Ten albums for Christmas once year. Sadly enough the Mortal Kombat album was the one we played the most, if only to laugh our asses off at the Liu Kang song and the Raiden rap. I still have it in my CD case somewhere, lmao. Good shit
kantorek's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 17:55
kantorek
this is album is the shit! FIREEEEEEEBALLLLLLLLL! WAAAH WAHHHH WAHHHHHH!
Forsakeneyes's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 18:06
Forsakeneyes
So, are we going to have a regular feature now where editors born in 1998 discover '90s videogame culture all over again?

It's SUNDAY, SUNDAY, POSTING NON-NEWS ON SUN-DAYHAY!
Forsakeneyes's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 18:12
Forsakeneyes
Seriously though, the '90s was practically defined by cheesy-but-awesome music, and I loved it.
RocketKnight's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 18:19
RocketKnight
Amazing.
tirkaro's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 18:25
tirkaro
NO, NOPE.
GO KINDLY FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RAKE.
Hell, I pretty much hate Mertle Kumbutt, but you have no dignity if you don't think USE YOUR MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT KING OF FIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT THE WORLD IS AT YOUR FEET and JOHNNY CAGE IS NOT AFRAID TO DIIE isn't the best shit ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgknHPcsWcs&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4C2KEH4ok0
FrankYorkMorgan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 18:34
FrankYorkMorgan
I think this is even worst than Castlevania with lyrics.
Shredator's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2011 18:51
Shredator
It sounds like Will Ferrel doing his Neil Diamond immpresion on the vocals.
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