9:12 PM on 11.25.2006
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Niero
Dear readers, I swear I am not playing a Photoshop joke on you. This is an actual product! KennyKen tipped us on company called Talismoon that is actually distributing fuzzy cow and leopard print attachments for your PSP and Xbox 360 under the name "Evolve". The turnkey tacky kits come complete with a screwdriver. To install them, you must remove the original system faceplate ... and all aesthetic appeal from consoles. Here's what they have to say about one of their pimped out products:
Talismoon provides a new way to add personality to your Xbox 360 console by offering the Jungle Fury fur edition. Appealing to consumers who want a more "natural" solution, the fur faceplate provides a cool way to go "low tech" while providing warm and fuzzy reactions from all your friends.
You're sure to get a reaction from friends -- no arguements there. They also go on to describe how you can put the fuzzy faceplate on, but the two adhesive stickers for the tray ad power button are optional. Hell, if you've gone this far, why stop at making your video game system look anything less than a square pile of dead animal flesh? If you've lost your mind or want to play an awesome gag gift joke on a gamer, here's where you can grab them for around $20 a piece. The matching fuzzy controller on the 360 will cost you extra money and dignity.
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It's all... differentified. Very nice.
...No, I wouldn't get them for myself. I would for a friend, though. And I'd pretend to be really hurt if they didn't use them.