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Holiday cards: Resistance's V7 Splicer is the gift that keeps on slicing


9:00 PM on 12.31.2008
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OK, so it's almost the new year, and this card is a bit late thanks to Insomniac having an old address on file (I forgive you).

But this holiday card -- a mock advertisement for the Resistance V7 Splicer weapon as a holiday gift -- just had to be shared. Insomniac delivers with its spot-on, tongue-in-cheek humor that, as usual, has me smiling. And wanting to shoot at things with razor-sharp spinning blades. 

As a bonus? Act now and get a Spinner, a creature that's "highly entertaining and engaging" -- but be careful not to cuddle with it, and avoid its mouth no matter what you do. Sounds like half of the Destructoid staff, come to think of it.

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Holiday cards: Resistance's V7 Splicer is the gift that keeps on slicing photo





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