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Holiday cards: Resistance's V7 Splicer is the gift that keeps on slicing - Destructoid




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Holiday cards: Resistance's V7 Splicer is the gift that keeps on slicing


9:00 PM on 12.31.2008
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OK, so it's almost the new year, and this card is a bit late thanks to Insomniac having an old address on file (I forgive you).

But this holiday card -- a mock advertisement for the Resistance V7 Splicer weapon as a holiday gift -- just had to be shared. Insomniac delivers with its spot-on, tongue-in-cheek humor that, as usual, has me smiling. And wanting to shoot at things with razor-sharp spinning blades. 

As a bonus? Act now and get a Spinner, a creature that's "highly entertaining and engaging" -- but be careful not to cuddle with it, and avoid its mouth no matter what you do. Sounds like half of the Destructoid staff, come to think of it.

Holiday cards: Resistance's V7 Splicer is the gift that keeps on slicing photo
Holiday cards: Resistance's V7 Splicer is the gift that keeps on slicing photo





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