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Hitman: Absolution's death threat stunt goes very wrong
It seems controversy and Hitman: Absolution are destined are go hand-in-hand. Square Enix drew fire earlier this year for a trailer in which Agent 47 beat the crap out of fetishized nuns, and was criticized incredibly harshly upon release by UK reviewers (scroll down that link). Time for round three! Not content to piss off half the gaming community with one awkward marketing stunt, Square Enix tried again with its "Hire Hitman" campaign -- a site that let you send death threats via Facebook to your friends ... or people who aren't your friends, but you'd like to really screw with. The choice is yours! Or rather, it was yours. Less than two hours after going online, the campaign was retracted. Within moments of its launch, my Twitter feed was ablaze with folks calling it a "social bullying tool" and asking Square Enix what it could be thinking. Rock, Paper, Shotgun called the campaign out in no uncertain terms, focusing on the questionable pre-written "reasons" for having someone killed. While the basic idea was stupid, the insults considered funny to hurl at people are what made it difficult to defend. Among other things, you could select to have a target identified by their "Small tits" or "Ginger hair." A whole range of physical differences could be used to mock the receiver of the hit, and I'm struggling to see how anybody thought this wouldn't land Squenix in the shit. Reasons for elimination included being stuck in a job you hate, or even cheating on your partner. I bet the office Christmas party would go down a treat if you drop that latter bombshell on somebody! On that note, I should point out that I think Dale North has a great taste in music, and his penis is probably exquisite. I only used the above header as an example while the site was active and I hope Dale doesn't fire me. One could argue that, had this been a different game, the backlash may not have been quite so vicious. The fact Absolution was already in the firing line couldn't have helped, and that makes the move all the more baffling. Then again, if you subscribe to the, "All publicity is good publicity" mantra, you'll be keen to note that this title is in the public eye once again -- quite a difficult thing to achieve for a game released in the packed Q4 period. I don't quite believe all publicity is always good, and the fact the campaign is down -- presumably after the financially unhealthy Square Enix paid a considerable sum of money for its creation -- can't be considered a winning move for the publisher. Anyway, that was the newest PR goof from a company that can't get enough of them this year. Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
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| 4:30 PM on 12.03.2012 There's some Adam Jensen in my Hitman: Absolution |

Adam Jensen of Deus Ex: Human Revolution has great hair. Agent 47 of Hitman: Absolution has none. Still, that won't stop him from dressing up as Adam with some new DLC. He gets the Deus Ex Suit and the Deus Ex Zenith gun as ...more
| 5:00 PM on 11.16.2012 So, so ready: Hitman: Absolution is coming very soon |

While you all are eating turkey and putting up decorations, I'll be killing people. Lots of people. This game is going to be killer. Get it? Hitman: Absolution is right around the corner, dropping for PS3, Xbox 360 and...more
| 12:00 PM on 11.02.2012 Agent 47 is a total peeping tom in this new trailer |

Straight up voyeur! This guy is supposed to be a hitman, but sometimes when he's lurking in the shadows, watching people, I'm thinking he looks more like a creeper perv. Well, whatever works. He gets the job done. ...more
| 12:15 PM on 10.25.2012 Hitman: Absolution full cast revealed |

Square Enix has revealed the full main cast for upcoming game Hitman: Absolution today. These cast members provided both voice and motion for the game, as they were performance-captured in Giant Studios. The list is packed fu...more
| 10:00 AM on 10.19.2012 Hitman: Absolution: Agent 47 likes to play dress-up |

This new "Disguises" trailer for Hitman: Absolution takes us through many of the get-ups that Agent 47 can wear to get the job done. Most of them are for blending in to get close, but some of them have to be for fun. A chick...more
| 10:30 AM on 10.10.2012 Hitman: Absolution: Behind-the-scenes storytelling video |

A new video from Square Enix and IO Interactive gives us a behind-the-scenes look at the making of upcoming game Hitman: Absolution. This release on about storytelling, focusing everything from cinematic style to animation t...more
| 5:00 PM on 09.28.2012 18 minutes of Hitman: Absolution's Contracts mode |

I can hardly be the only one who gets tired of seeing unimaginative trailer after trailer, which is why this video for Hitman: Absolution is so great. It's approximately 18 minutes of IO Interactive demonstrating the game's ...more
| 12:30 PM on 08.16.2012 Hitman: Absolution adding depth to its 'sexy nuns' |

The controversy that surrounded Hitman: Absolution and its violent "sexy nuns" trailer has caused the team to add more content to the game, revealed director Tore Blystad. The Saints -- the PVC-flavored assassins that Ag...more
| 8:31 AM on 08.14.2012 gamescom: Contracts mode announced for Hitman: Absolution |

At a press conference at gamescom today, a new Contracts mode was announced for Hitman: Absolution. Inspired by fans and how they would make anyone a target, this online Contracts mode lets you do this exactly. Fulfilling Con...more
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