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Hitman: Absolution: Agent 47 likes to play dress-up
This new "Disguises" trailer for Hitman: Absolution takes us through many of the get-ups that Agent 47 can wear to get the job done. Most of them are for blending in to get close, but some of them have to be for fun. A chicken costume? What about that squirrel-looking thing? There's a quick series near the end of the trailer that goes through some really odd ones. I have to know what that cake hat is for. 47's face is so serious in all of these disguises, but you know he's quite excited on the inside. Or at least that's how I imagine it. Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
12:15 PM on 03.26.2013 Tomb Raider, Hitman, Sleeping Dogs all failed Square EnixDespite each game clearing at least a million sales, Square Enix has revealed Tomb Raider, Hitman: Absolution and Sleeping Dogs all failed to meet their targets. This news comes on the same day the company projected a 13 bill...
12:30 PM on 02.06.2013 Hitman movie reboot 'Agent 47' to star Paul WalkerIt's been an unusually long time since I've been able to use the word "reboot" here, but with the recent Hitman Absolution still fresh on our minds, it's only natural that the term would come up in relation to the popular ste...
3:30 PM on 01.28.2013 Relive the past with Agent 47 in this Hitman HD trailerHitman HD: Trilogy is nearly ready for release, so IO Interactive has whipped up a trailer that showcases footage from all three games, and a small teaser for the brand new Hitman: Sniper Challenge bonus. Whether you're a se...
1:00 PM on 01.28.2013 New releases: Skulls of the Shogun will slay youMonday has once again arrived, so you know the drill: it's another week of new releases. We're leaving January behind in a somewhat subdued fashion, but there's certain to be something that will catch your eye. Skulls of the...
7:00 AM on 01.28.2013 Check out this real life Hitman video featuring Agent 47So I'm a huge fan of Timothy Olyphant (basically Justified above all else), but the Hitman movie left a lot to be desired. Enter this neat little fan video, directed and edited by Michael Shanks, that hi...
10:00 PM on 01.10.2013 Square Enix confirms Hitman HD: Trilogy limited editionWhen Hitman HD: Trilogy appeared on Amazon prior to being officially announced by Square Enix, we got a glimpse of the art book that's being included in first-run copies of the game. Today, the publisher confirmed this limite...
9:30 AM on 12.13.2012 Confirmed: Hitman HD: Trilogy for Xbox 360 and PS3The news leaked out on Amazon, so Square Enix has followed up with confirmation: Hitman HD: Trilogy is a real thing, coming to the Xbox 360 and PS3 on January 29, 2013, priced at $39.99. It contains Hitman Contracts, Hitman 2: Silent Assassin and Hitman Blood Money, all in HD. You folks in Europe and the PAL territories will see this collection's release on February 1, 2013.
3:00 AM on 12.13.2012 Unannounced Hitman Trilogy HD sighted on AmazonScore one for consolidated shelf space. A listing for Hitman Trilogy HD, a compilation which sounds innevitable but has yet to be announced by Square Enix, has been spotted on Amazon. It's even complete with a promotional ima...
9:30 PM on 12.12.2012 The DTOID Show's 400th Episode Spectacular!Here's today's Destructoid Show, which is the 400th episode. According to the folder we keep on the server, which also contains a bunch of E3 videos, so technically it's not the 400th episode. But we wore sombreros anyway.&nb...
6:30 PM on 12.05.2012 The DTOID Show: Hitman, Tomb Raider & Writer Rumble!Okay, secret confession -- today's Destructoid Show was actually shot yesterday. Because today, we have to go on a field trip to preview a bunch of games. If the news seems a little less fresh than usual, that's probably why....
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| 10:30 AM on 12.04.2012 Hitman: Absolution's death threat stunt goes very wrong |

It seems controversy and Hitman: Absolution are destined are go hand-in-hand. Square Enix drew fire earlier this year for a trailer in which Agent 47 beat the crap out of fetishized nuns, and was criticized incredibly harshly...more
| 4:30 PM on 12.03.2012 There's some Adam Jensen in my Hitman: Absolution |

Adam Jensen of Deus Ex: Human Revolution has great hair. Agent 47 of Hitman: Absolution has none. Still, that won't stop him from dressing up as Adam with some new DLC. He gets the Deus Ex Suit and the Deus Ex Zenith gun as ...more
| 5:00 PM on 11.16.2012 So, so ready: Hitman: Absolution is coming very soon |

While you all are eating turkey and putting up decorations, I'll be killing people. Lots of people. This game is going to be killer. Get it? Hitman: Absolution is right around the corner, dropping for PS3, Xbox 360 and...more
| 12:00 PM on 11.02.2012 Agent 47 is a total peeping tom in this new trailer |

Straight up voyeur! This guy is supposed to be a hitman, but sometimes when he's lurking in the shadows, watching people, I'm thinking he looks more like a creeper perv. Well, whatever works. He gets the job done. ...more
| 12:15 PM on 10.25.2012 Hitman: Absolution full cast revealed |

Square Enix has revealed the full main cast for upcoming game Hitman: Absolution today. These cast members provided both voice and motion for the game, as they were performance-captured in Giant Studios. The list is packed fu...more
| 10:30 AM on 10.10.2012 Hitman: Absolution: Behind-the-scenes storytelling video |

A new video from Square Enix and IO Interactive gives us a behind-the-scenes look at the making of upcoming game Hitman: Absolution. This release on about storytelling, focusing everything from cinematic style to animation t...more
| 5:00 PM on 09.28.2012 18 minutes of Hitman: Absolution's Contracts mode |

I can hardly be the only one who gets tired of seeing unimaginative trailer after trailer, which is why this video for Hitman: Absolution is so great. It's approximately 18 minutes of IO Interactive demonstrating the game's ...more
| 12:30 PM on 08.16.2012 Hitman: Absolution adding depth to its 'sexy nuns' |

The controversy that surrounded Hitman: Absolution and its violent "sexy nuns" trailer has caused the team to add more content to the game, revealed director Tore Blystad. The Saints -- the PVC-flavored assassins that Ag...more
| 8:31 AM on 08.14.2012 gamescom: Contracts mode announced for Hitman: Absolution |

At a press conference at gamescom today, a new Contracts mode was announced for Hitman: Absolution. Inspired by fans and how they would make anyone a target, this online Contracts mode lets you do this exactly. Fulfilling Con...more
| 4:30 PM on 08.24.2012 Joe Danger on making leaderboards exciting again |
I have to agree with Sean Murray, founder of Hello Games, when he says that "leaderboards are very dead to most people. We've all gotten used to the fact that we're not going to be at the top of leaderboards so they're not re...more
| 2:30 PM on 08.24.2012 Joe Danger creator embarrassed by original's level editor |
Sean Murray, founder of Hello Games, is a very honest and forthcoming man when it comes to talking about the original Joe Danger. One specific thing that has bothered him about the original is the game's level editor, bluntly...more
| 1:00 PM on 08.24.2012 Joe Danger: The Movie will be the last Joe Danger game |
Did you play the original Joe Danger? We gave the racing puzzle platformer a 9 out of 10 when it was first released on PlayStation Network, and then later a perfect 10 when it arrived on Xbox Live Arcade. Great scores, right?...more


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