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Hi2u Destructoid friends
4:26 PM on 01.29.2007   |   Tiff

Hi2u Destructoid friends photo

I'm Marley and I'll be aiding these robo-folks here to deliver some tasty gaming grooves your way. I'm a female gamer who's been console hopping ever since I was a wee one, currently spending what time I can spare during my final semester in college playing, thinking, and drooling over games.

By my luck I go to a school with an academic interest in gaming and have thus been able to study games as part of my educational agenda, giving my nerdy-game-brain major GPA cred. While I currently reside in New York I'm a pure-bred California girl (from the YAY area, to be exact) with a penchant for meeting well-known Interweb nerds in RL as mentored by my Silicon Valley heritage.

So yeah. I'm pumped as a robo-brain to be a part of Destructoid and I can't wait to go karate-crazy with posts. w00t!


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Danzuke's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 16:23
Danzuke
Monkey Island Avatar??? Holla!
Nick Chester's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 16:24
Nick Chester
Who the f**k are you and how come this didn't clear my desk?

I mean -- welcome aboard, Marley.
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 16:24
Jordan Devore
Hell yeah, another writer! Have fun.
Faith's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 16:25
Faith
Welcome to our crazy band of robots!
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 16:25
Mxyzptlk
Welcome to the writing staff!
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 16:25
Mxyzptlk
Welcome to the writing staff!
R Riley's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 16:25
R Riley
Good to have you here.
May I ask more about your school/classes? Was it actually FUN, or was it really lame and only passable because it involves games?
Studying games sounds cool, but if it's lame in any way then I'd rather study something that's lame but can help me out in life.
Aetsen's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 16:26
Aetsen
R U HAWT?

Welcome.
UncleRico's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 16:27
UncleRico
D-tiod. . .now with 10% more estrogen. Cool. Welcome.
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 16:29
Jordan Devore
Hey, I could be much worse:

Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 16:30
Snaileb
Welcome Marley.

Be prepared for the hate/flame/love/also cocks.
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 16:31
Joseph Leray
Welcome to the staff.

Hahah, now somebody has to redesign the sidebar!
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 16:32
Jordan Devore
@ Backflip
I hear he's working the East side these days.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 16:33
Dexter345
Another girl writing for Destructoid? No way! I was born in California, and I'm finishing up my last semester here in New York as well. And then after this I'm moving back to California. Weird, huh?

What part of New York? Care to attend the first Destructoid House Party?
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 16:34
Snaileb
I came from Santa Monica, CA. Florida sucks.
ChrisFurniss's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 16:34
ChrisFurniss
That teddy bear is ready for bidnezz.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 16:36
Snaileb
Dex offer me a bed and I might make it. (Florida sucks.)
wario67's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 16:39
wario67
welcome ^_^
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 16:39
Justice
Welcome Marley and may your posts be many..

Just gnore nameless ted's constant perving (on girls and children)
Fronz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 16:42
Fronz
Welcome to the team!
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 16:43
bhive01
Florida does suck. Also, cocks.
Fana7ic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 16:47
Fana7ic
Welcome :)
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 16:53
Namelessted
@Poetic Justice, in all fairness it is mostly just children. and it isn't perving. Raping and molesting is a much better word to use. :) RAPE TEH PLUSHTOID
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 16:55
Snaileb
Ted I wish I could find the bastard that sodomized you as a child, or maybe even stop the asshole that kept feeding you donuts too.
Serpentish's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 16:56
Serpentish
I look forward to hating on your articles.
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 16:57
Toneman
No, this person/robot is lying. There are no girls on the internet and as such, this "female" you speak of cannot exist.

Welcome robot.
ian_esq's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 16:58
ian_esq
yooo,

I hope you write good shit
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 16:58
Namelessted
@Snaileb, hahahaah. its all in good fun
Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 17:06
Kif
hi2u2
Bluefusion's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 17:12
Bluefusion
Holy crap, she has announced she is a female and no one yet has yet posited the question that men have been asking since they crawled out of the primordial soup of online gaming...

"Are you hot?"

Oh wait... it was asked once...

And I thought we were doing so well. :-)
Vorin's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 17:13
Vorin
Welcome, be sure to make a daily human sacrifice ready to the Destructoid Robot at 11 P.M.
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 17:16
Joseph Leray
@Bluefusion -- that's because no one here is retarded. At least, no one that lasts very long.
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 17:18
Namelessted
Now we have 6 boobs writing at destructoid. I am keeping count.
deanhatescoffee's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 17:19
deanhatescoffee
girl gamer = bewbs

jk, welcome aboard.
iRaf 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 17:25
iRaf
z0mg boobz!!1!

welcome, aboard.
scrap's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 17:31
scrap
tee hee, "wee"
Chris Taran's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 17:36
Chris Taran
iRaf 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 17:38
iRaf
Greybush.
iRaf 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 17:38
iRaf
haha ronaldinho looks like a dinosaur.
bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 17:50
bluexy
Welcome, looking forward to your articles!
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 17:50
Topher Cantler
Hey Marley, welcome to teh crew ^__^
Kayka's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 17:51
Kayka
Welcome to the team!
Magesx's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 18:34
Magesx
Hey, Marley, do you mind vomiting on my penis? Thanks.
Magesx's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 18:35
Magesx
ps. hai2u2
Rainbowblack's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 18:38
Rainbowblack
welcome to the circus Ms, Marley

also, vagina's?
Faith's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 18:50
Faith
Well, if Marley can get past these comments without screaming and running away, she truly is dtoid material.
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 18:55
Jordan Devore
That chick from total recall was off the hook.
fromagex's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 18:58
fromagex
A GIRL!?!?! blasphemous.


not really
Tiff's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 19:15
Tiff
hi2all! thank you for the various welcomes. I've made note of all your suggestions and warnings with great care and I'm ready to kick it with a tasty groove majorly over hurr.

For the record (and to keep things fresh) I may or may not have a third bewb like that girl from Total Recall (which would make Ted's calculations a litte less predictable: 6 +/- 1 bewb on dtoid?).

Also, I go to the school of hard knocks, YA HEARD?

Also, Cocks. ^_^
Buster's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 19:16
Buster
welcome marley :D, heres your crabs, on the house

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