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Hey Vegeta, how much is the Wii Jacket going to cost Nintendo? OVER $17 MILLION! photo

The horrible Nick Chester informed us yesterday that Nintendo is giving away free protection covers for Wii owners (thanks to all of the Wiitards, no doubt). Well it apparently is going to cost Nintendo over $17 million to do this. Nintendo is expecting to send out at least 20 million of the Jackets in the US, Europe and Japan. People will be able to order up to four Jackets per Wii unit as well.

Nintendo also said that this "will not have any significant effect on them financially". Considering that the Wiis are still hard to get and that they're making money off of every system they sell (unlike their rivals who lose money on each unit), seeing that they're not going to feel the pain from this is no surprise at all. Now I just have to wonder how long it will take for some jackass to complain that the Jackets aren't durable enough and Nintendo has to release their next accessory to combat Wiitards: Giant Plastic Tarp Separator For Placing Between the User and T.V (TM). Or GPTSFPBUT for short. 

[Via Game|Life -- Thanks, Justin!] 






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Raidensolid's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 21:47
Raidensolid
So basically, Shigero the Nintendo titan likes to treat his customers well.

Coolz.

However, this item is pretty unnecessary and would probably be better off just being included in some sort of Wii bundle pack. That's smart marketing.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 21:48
Bob Muir
Dammit Nintendo, take some of that money and throw it away translating Japan-only games like Mother 3 or Stafy. It'll be a better use than wiimote condoms.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 21:49
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Raidensolid: It's going to come in all future Wiimotes packages (including Wii Play) and Wii systems. As well as people being able to call for them too.
flaakmonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 21:52
flaakmonkey
Nintendo is the only one who profits from the actual system, everyone elses system profit is more like a loss.
Raidensolid's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 21:52
Raidensolid
Well then I'll be damned.


" It's OVER 9 THOUSAND!"

(since noone else said it)
Magesx's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 21:54
Magesx
Dear God, why?
gamermasterman's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 22:02
gamermasterman
@flaakmonkey
i think that microsoft has actually got it so where they break even
on the 360s. i might be wrong, but i do now that Sony is loosing
money on PS3, and microsoft used to loose money on 360s
ian_esq's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 22:02
ian_esq
they just destroyed the wii silicon accessory market
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 22:07
Cheeburga
that's not a lot to nintendo.
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 22:07
Gameboi
Stupid! Unless you are a small child, there is no excuse for throwing your Wiimote at the TV. Nintendo should not have to waste money on this shit.
Deathsaw's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 22:08
Deathsaw
That picture is pretty funny. Just like when they showed it on www.epilepticgaming.com in one of their well written and witty intelligent discussion about games. Go there and watch the show or view the side-splitting videos. It's all about high-quality gaming there.

Random ass promotions for deserving sites aside, Nintendo has enough money from mascots to fall back on, so I don't think they'll feel this at all. Maybe it'll stop Wiitards from breaking the HD TV's(and you play the Wii on it? HUH?)that you just had to buy. If you need me, I'll be playing my games in HD, Wiitard free.
Iceciro's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 22:14
Iceciro
Hey deathsaw.

Turn down the fanboyism. I can feel it from here.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 22:20
Aaron Mxy Yost
$17 million? That's less than what Reggie blows every two weeks on shrimp cocktails and Thai prostitutes.
FuriousGeorge's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 22:34
FuriousGeorge
I along with the other mouth breathers will order 4.... even though I only have ONE wii mote..... the irony....still 17 mill is much less than a lawsuit, lawyers, press and court fees
Das Inchworm's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 23:59
Das Inchworm
free is free... i just ordered four
SuperDave's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 00:06
SuperDave
WHAT?? 17 MILLION??

(had to be done)
UNDERSTAR's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 01:06
UNDERSTAR
I will never get tired of that picture. Kudos to Nintendo!
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 01:13
Teta
Nice cover for breaking the silicon market abialable for the Wii, as ian_esq said.
TheDemon In You's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 02:03
TheDemon In You
What makes this even better, i just ordered 4 of them, and I only have 1 wiimote lol

Fools!
Spectral's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 04:21
Spectral
NINTENDO'S POWER LEVEL IS OVER NINE THOUSANDDDDDD
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 04:33
bleep
Hmm so I actually already bought some other aftermarket "skins" for the remotes I have, but since MOAR FREE=GOOD I will prolly get some of the free ones as well....the race is on to find the best non-wiimote-covering use for these things since they're just giving them away!

Oh and 17 Million? yeah right... Nintendo prolly just bought one of the companies that made these things and is now regaining lost ground.


free stuff hurray!
Burnt Meatloaf's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 05:18
Burnt Meatloaf
Well, it's better than paying $1 billion on warranty repairs.
iliketuna's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 10:02
iliketuna
$17 million will buy A LOT of thai prostitutes
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 12:55
king3vbo
this seems like a bad buisness idea.....
Deathsaw's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 14:36
Deathsaw
My post with out fanboyism? Here it is.

It's been said before time and time again, but even though 17 million seems like a lot, Nintendo is the only company actually selling their game system right. I've seen some of the video's of people losing their tv's and it's funny but sad. All systems have the bad launch moves, but that's the worse by far. Even if you do have a system to play, you have no TV to play it on. If your 360 redlighted, it didn't brick your TV. The lack of titles wouldn't cripple the pixels on-screen.

Nintendo did power through that small hurdle and ran multiple laps in console sales, passing the Black loogie coughing PS3 and 360. The only problem I have with it is the lack of new games. I've already played with Mario 28 times already. Now all I see are more mario games with other characters in other classics franchises being released. I have no problem with people who play the Wii. I just disagree with them to the point that I don't want to associate myself with anyone who owns one. So far so good.

Also, I have random fits of fanboy sometimes. My doctor recommended diet and exercise. That's why I ignore him and play more games. That irritates it. I'll try to keep it under control using homemade electroshock(broken extension cord)to calm it down. Also, EG is not witty. It's pretty much the noob rant. If you found that amusing, go. If not, stay FAR away. I think that covers it.
Deathsaw's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 14:38
Deathsaw
Oh snap. The end of the first paragraph(wall of text on top) should have PS3 somewhere in there.
Quix's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/04/2007 00:00
Quix
"i think that microsoft has actually got it so where they break even
on the 360s"

The billion plus bucks Microsoft is spending to repair/replace their craptastic 360s should shove profitability a little further down the road, no?

It's hard to turn a profit where every console you sell results in a need for three replacements.
chrono404's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 11:59
chrono404
For all those who say "Nintendo shouldn't have to waste there money on this" or thinking its bad business. Its actually Quite Smart. Nintendo gives theses away for penny's on the dollar for what they are making and they have a big anti-lawsuit shield from whoever would sue them from there "wiimote" breaking there tv.
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