Pinup artist Martin Abel has whipped up a poster featuring a rather developed Little Sister from BioShock. Sometimes, when you get a tip in your inbox for something like this, you gotta go with the obvious joke.
And so...
*DEEPLY INHALE*
Jonathan Holmes... well... is it!?!?
(Thanks for the tip, Mike!)
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10:00 PM on 01.29.2012 | 
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I'm waiting for you to exhale >_>
Jesus Christ what’s wrong with me.
It's sex....I meant sex...
But first things first,Holmes,is it or is it not?
fap
Or maybe the splicers don't have tumours, maybe those growths are the physical manifestation of their extraordinary ability to shoot bees out of their wrists that have grown in their blood within seconds of conscious manifesting the intent to spray bees out of their arm, only after of course injecting the entire contents of what might as well be coca-cola into their forearms.
...fucking Bioshock.
Infinite looks like it'll have a cool narrative. I hope it doesn't have any bees.
It's a joke on Podtoid to ask Holmes whether something makes you a pedophile. It's actually funnier than it sounds.
MY BODY IS READY! Now, tell me... is it?
Take THAT out of context!
- sad that I'm the first to make an elvis reference.
So, Holmes, is it or not?
Im at school