If I was one of Link's companions in a Zelda game, I would definitely be less cryptic and more direct. Instead of a "Hey!", "Listen!", or "Watch out!", I would be more of a "Look, Link. You could go light those torches, step on that switch, and risk your life fighting those Skulltulas ... or you and I could go chill at Lon Lon Ranch and drink some red potions. I'M JUST SAYIN'"
Sure, Link wouldn't get a lot done, but he would have much more fun.
Okay, where was I. Oh, yeah. Tonight, GameTrailers TV is airing its annual "VGA Nomination Special" and I was asked to be a panelist! Exciting! Some fellow game industry folk and I were brought on to discuss the five nominees for VGA Game of the Year! It is very exciting, life-changing stuff.
The show airs at 1:05 AM EST on Spike, so TiVo it if you can! I tried my best to make Destructoid proud!