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11:13 AM on 07.03.2007, Nick Chester

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Hey, ESRB! Check this out! New images of Nihilistic Software's Conan photo

#Animals #PS3 #Violence #Xbox 360

I'm already sold on Nihilistic Software's PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 action-adventure, Conan. The first video of the game made the God of War influence very clear, and I'm fine with that. But these new screenshots are really taking it into some not safe for work territory, and I'm all for it.

Among the screenshots there are images of Conan releasing a completely nude female slave (sweet!), slicing a mans throat (radical!), and cutting off the arm of an enemy (totally killer!). But it doesn't end there, and it's delightful.

Keep in mind that if you're reading this from work, chances are your boss will fire you for at least one of these images. Tread carefully.

LAUNCH GALLERY (5 IMAGES)

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34 comments | showing # 1 to 34

Ignus

Wow.
The 3rd screenshot with all the bodies/pieces of bodies/limbs scattered everywhere was pretty cool.
Also, I feel that "totally tubular" should have been included in the post.

tazarthayoot

Bewbs.

Tron Knotts

I want a Soul Calibur IV / Conan crossover.

DrRockso

Looking forward to this one, and these totally radical screenshots do nothing but stoke me to the max even further.

/80's

ShinAmano

Is this an MMO or is it a single player action game...if it is the latter I am sold.

JTHomeslice

Boobs for the win.

Nick Chester

It's the single player action Conan. Confusing, right?

Mxyzptlk

Frank Frazetta's art style + God of War's gameplay... So much potential. Don't screw this up Nihilistic.

DrRockso

Conan = Single-player adventure
Conan: Hyborian Age = MMO

ShinAmano

"It's the single player action Conan. Confusing, right?"

All i needed to hear...when does it come out because unless it is tomorrow it is too far away :(

comradetrotskii

Is that minge or just shadow on the virtual lady?

Also: There better be some sort of camel punching minigame.

Niero

Phallic sword FTW

Corncobtacular

Those realistic sized breasts have no place in a videogame!

ShinAmano

Is that minge or just shadow on the virtual lady?

just shade...

AngelsDontBurn

I really, really, REALLY hope this game is worth purchasing in the end. Dismemberment FTW!

DoctorEuphony

i think i'm hard!

Brandon Undead

Will buy (if not b&)!

TC101

PWN'D

Rainbowblack

Oh C'mon look at Conans face in the second screenshot. hes daydreaming while he slits another mans throat

This is not because Conan is FUCKING BAD ASS. its because the devs are fucking lazy. i'll pass. Hopefully the MMO is better. Thats something i'm looking forward to.

dv8withn8

zomg boobies! sold!

Rockvillian

@rainbowblack

Look on the bright side, at least we know what Conan's expression looks like when he's quilting

sushi111

Yay! Boobs!

SuperDave

"completely nude female slave (sweet!)" Yes. Releasing the completely nude female slave? Hmm....

@Corncobtacular (great name btw)
I like my realistic breasts bigger personally. Er well not MINE, but you know what I...aw forget it.

Oh yeah, there's a game here. Yeah it looks pretty cool.

Sharpless

I'd be surprised if this turns out to be decent.

Spykron

i agree with Rainbowblack. looks too calm for slitting blue zombie guy's throat.

topgeargorilla

so it shows her poonan?

synce

The topless image just sold the game to at least 100k 14 year old boys.

Destructotronix

Fuck yes, Conan will singlehandedly bring back the masculinization of the American male, hallelujah, holy shit.

RJG

See Japan, this is what's wrong with your country. You have girly men with feminine figures who spend more time doing their hair and making sure their bajillion belts and zippers are correctly aligned.

They are not men, they a vagina-deficient women.

Also, I hope this game is coming out for PC because if it's not we sure as hell won't be able to play it here Down Under. We'll get it censored out the wazoo if at all. But at least if it's on PC i can patch her up right proper.

Brandon Undead

RJG: We have those guys, too. See Myspace for details.

SLiFE

ZOM-FUCKING-G @ naughty bits and blood.

brimtastic

The dude getting his throat cut looks a bit like that God of War fellow. Cus he's bald 'n' stuff.

Orionsaint

ESRB won't care, just like they didn't care about the nudity in the GOW series. Why? Because it's not ground in reality. It's fantasy. ESRB only notices games that feature sex and violence in a world that's grounded in modern reality. Yeah Guns mainly. Gangs in urban settings. They think a kid will see that and relate to it and act out on it. Where games like GOW & Conan. They don't think a kid is gonna bring a sword to school and start hacking away.

SonOfCrom

YO Rainbowblack,

Im callin you out. Conan is the zenith of manliness. He does not wear his emotions on his sleeves as you would have your action heroes do. The devs knew what they were doing when they made him a stoic killer with nervs of adamantium.

Stick to kingdom hearts II, hater.

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