I'm already sold on Nihilistic Software's PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 action-adventure, Conan. The first video of the game made the God of War influence very clear, and I'm fine with that. But these new screenshots are really taking it into some not safe for work territory, and I'm all for it.
Among the screenshots there are images of Conan releasing a completely nude female slave (sweet!), slicing a mans throat (radical!), and cutting off the arm of an enemy (totally killer!). But it doesn't end there, and it's delightful.
Keep in mind that if you're reading this from work, chances are your boss will fire you for at least one of these images. Tread carefully.
LAUNCH GALLERY (5 IMAGES)
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11:13 AM on 07.03.2007
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The 3rd screenshot with all the bodies/pieces of bodies/limbs scattered everywhere was pretty cool.
Also, I feel that "totally tubular" should have been included in the post.
/80's
Conan: Hyborian Age = MMO
All i needed to hear...when does it come out because unless it is tomorrow it is too far away :(
Also: There better be some sort of camel punching minigame.
just shade...
This is not because Conan is FUCKING BAD ASS. its because the devs are fucking lazy. i'll pass. Hopefully the MMO is better. Thats something i'm looking forward to.
Look on the bright side, at least we know what Conan's expression looks like when he's quilting
@Corncobtacular (great name btw)
I like my realistic breasts bigger personally. Er well not MINE, but you know what I...aw forget it.
Oh yeah, there's a game here. Yeah it looks pretty cool.
They are not men, they a vagina-deficient women.
Also, I hope this game is coming out for PC because if it's not we sure as hell won't be able to play it here Down Under. We'll get it censored out the wazoo if at all. But at least if it's on PC i can patch her up right proper.
Im callin you out. Conan is the zenith of manliness. He does not wear his emotions on his sleeves as you would have your action heroes do. The devs knew what they were doing when they made him a stoic killer with nervs of adamantium.
Stick to kingdom hearts II, hater.