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Wow.
The 3rd screenshot with all the bodies/pieces of bodies/limbs scattered everywhere was pretty cool.
Also, I feel that "totally tubular" should have been included in the post.
Bewbs.
I want a Soul Calibur IV / Conan crossover.
Looking forward to this one, and these totally radical screenshots do nothing but stoke me to the max even further.
/80's
Is this an MMO or is it a single player action game...if it is the latter I am sold.
Boobs for the win.
It's the single player action Conan. Confusing, right?
Frank Frazetta's art style + God of War's gameplay... So much potential. Don't screw this up Nihilistic.
Conan = Single-player adventure
Conan: Hyborian Age = MMO
"It's the single player action Conan. Confusing, right?"
All i needed to hear...when does it come out because unless it is tomorrow it is too far away :(
Is that minge or just shadow on the virtual lady?
Also: There better be some sort of camel punching minigame.
Phallic sword FTW
Those realistic sized breasts have no place in a videogame!
Is that minge or just shadow on the virtual lady?
just shade...
I really, really, REALLY hope this game is worth purchasing in the end. Dismemberment FTW!
i think i'm hard!
Will buy (if not b&)!
PWN'D
Oh C'mon look at Conans face in the second screenshot. hes daydreaming while he slits another mans throat
This is not because Conan is FUCKING BAD ASS. its because the devs are fucking lazy. i'll pass. Hopefully the MMO is better. Thats something i'm looking forward to.
zomg boobies! sold!
@rainbowblack
Look on the bright side, at least we know what Conan's expression looks like when he's quilting
Yay! Boobs!
"completely nude female slave (sweet!)" Yes. Releasing the completely nude female slave? Hmm....
@Corncobtacular (great name btw)
I like my realistic breasts bigger personally. Er well not MINE, but you know what I...aw forget it.
Oh yeah, there's a game here. Yeah it looks pretty cool.
I'd be surprised if this turns out to be decent.
i agree with Rainbowblack. looks too calm for slitting blue zombie guy's throat.
so it shows her poonan?
The topless image just sold the game to at least 100k 14 year old boys.
Fuck yes, Conan will singlehandedly bring back the masculinization of the American male, hallelujah, holy shit.
See Japan, this is what's wrong with your country. You have girly men with feminine figures who spend more time doing their hair and making sure their bajillion belts and zippers are correctly aligned.
They are not men, they a vagina-deficient women.
Also, I hope this game is coming out for PC because if it's not we sure as hell won't be able to play it here Down Under. We'll get it censored out the wazoo if at all. But at least if it's on PC i can patch her up right proper.
RJG: We have those guys, too. See Myspace for details.
ZOM-FUCKING-G @ naughty bits and blood.
The dude getting his throat cut looks a bit like that God of War fellow. Cus he's bald 'n' stuff.
ESRB won't care, just like they didn't care about the nudity in the GOW series. Why? Because it's not ground in reality. It's fantasy. ESRB only notices games that feature sex and violence in a world that's grounded in modern reality. Yeah Guns mainly. Gangs in urban settings. They think a kid will see that and relate to it and act out on it. Where games like GOW & Conan. They don't think a kid is gonna bring a sword to school and start hacking away.
YO Rainbowblack,
Im callin you out. Conan is the zenith of manliness. He does not wear his emotions on his sleeves as you would have your action heroes do. The devs knew what they were doing when they made him a stoic killer with nervs of adamantium.
Stick to kingdom hearts II, hater.
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