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Hey, ESRB! Check this out! New images of Nihilistic Software's Conan
11:13 AM on 07.03.2007, Nick Chester 36 comments

Hey, ESRB! Check this out! New images of Nihilistic Software's Conan photo
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I'm already sold on Nihilistic Software's PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 action-adventure, Conan. The first video of the game made the God of War influence very clear, and I'm fine with that. But these new screenshots are really taking it into some not safe for work territory, and I'm all for it.

Among the screenshots there are images of Conan releasing a completely nude female slave (sweet!), slicing a mans throat (radical!), and cutting off the arm of an enemy (totally killer!). But it doesn't end there, and it's delightful.

Keep in mind that if you're reading this from work, chances are your boss will fire you for at least one of these images. Tread carefully. 


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Tron Knotts's Avatar
Tron Knotts at 07/03/2007 11:21
I want a Soul Calibur IV / Conan crossover.
DrRockso's Avatar
DrRockso at 07/03/2007 11:26
Looking forward to this one, and these totally radical screenshots do nothing but stoke me to the max even further.

/80's
ShinAmano's Avatar
ShinAmano at 07/03/2007 11:26
Is this an MMO or is it a single player action game...if it is the latter I am sold.
JTHomeslice's Avatar
JTHomeslice at 07/03/2007 11:27
Boobs for the win.
Nick Chester's Avatar
Nick Chester at 07/03/2007 11:27
It's the single player action Conan. Confusing, right?
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 07/03/2007 11:29
Frank Frazetta's art style + God of War's gameplay... So much potential. Don't screw this up Nihilistic.
DrRockso's Avatar
DrRockso at 07/03/2007 11:29
Conan = Single-player adventure
Conan: Hyborian Age = MMO
ShinAmano's Avatar
ShinAmano at 07/03/2007 11:30
"It's the single player action Conan. Confusing, right?"

All i needed to hear...when does it come out because unless it is tomorrow it is too far away :(
comradetrotskii's Avatar
comradetrotskii at 07/03/2007 11:39
Is that minge or just shadow on the virtual lady?

Also: There better be some sort of camel punching minigame.
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 07/03/2007 11:50
Phallic sword FTW
Corncobtacular's Avatar
Corncobtacular at 07/03/2007 11:54
Those realistic sized breasts have no place in a videogame!
ShinAmano's Avatar
ShinAmano at 07/03/2007 12:08
Is that minge or just shadow on the virtual lady?

just shade...
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar
AngelsDontBurn at 07/03/2007 12:45
I really, really, REALLY hope this game is worth purchasing in the end. Dismemberment FTW!
DoctorEuphony's Avatar
DoctorEuphony at 07/03/2007 12:48
i think i'm hard!
Brandon Undead's Avatar
Brandon Undead at 07/03/2007 12:51
Will buy (if not b&)!
TC101's Avatar
TC101 at 07/03/2007 13:01
PWN'D
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Rainbowblack at 07/03/2007 13:48
Oh C'mon look at Conans face in the second screenshot. hes daydreaming while he slits another mans throat

This is not because Conan is FUCKING BAD ASS. its because the devs are fucking lazy. i'll pass. Hopefully the MMO is better. Thats something i'm looking forward to.
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dv8withn8 at 07/03/2007 13:49
zomg boobies! sold!
Rockvillian's Avatar
Rockvillian at 07/03/2007 14:02
@rainbowblack

Look on the bright side, at least we know what Conan's expression looks like when he's quilting
sushi111's Avatar
sushi111 at 07/03/2007 14:16
Yay! Boobs!
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SuperDave at 07/03/2007 14:21
"completely nude female slave (sweet!)" Yes. Releasing the completely nude female slave? Hmm....

@Corncobtacular (great name btw)
I like my realistic breasts bigger personally. Er well not MINE, but you know what I...aw forget it.

Oh yeah, there's a game here. Yeah it looks pretty cool.
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Sharpless at 07/03/2007 15:03
I'd be surprised if this turns out to be decent.
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Spykron at 07/03/2007 15:12
i agree with Rainbowblack. looks too calm for slitting blue zombie guy's throat.
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topgeargorilla at 07/03/2007 17:29
so it shows her poonan?
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synce at 07/03/2007 19:00
The topless image just sold the game to at least 100k 14 year old boys.
Destructotronix's Avatar
Destructotronix at 07/03/2007 20:50
Fuck yes, Conan will singlehandedly bring back the masculinization of the American male, hallelujah, holy shit.
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RJG at 07/04/2007 01:09
See Japan, this is what's wrong with your country. You have girly men with feminine figures who spend more time doing their hair and making sure their bajillion belts and zippers are correctly aligned.

They are not men, they a vagina-deficient women.

Also, I hope this game is coming out for PC because if it's not we sure as hell won't be able to play it here Down Under. We'll get it censored out the wazoo if at all. But at least if it's on PC i can patch her up right proper.
Brandon Undead's Avatar
Brandon Undead at 07/05/2007 08:00
RJG: We have those guys, too. See Myspace for details.
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SLiFE at 07/06/2007 14:26
ZOM-FUCKING-G @ naughty bits and blood.
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brimtastic at 08/01/2007 16:59
The dude getting his throat cut looks a bit like that God of War fellow. Cus he's bald 'n' stuff.
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Orionsaint at 08/03/2007 04:45
ESRB won't care, just like they didn't care about the nudity in the GOW series. Why? Because it's not ground in reality. It's fantasy. ESRB only notices games that feature sex and violence in a world that's grounded in modern reality. Yeah Guns mainly. Gangs in urban settings. They think a kid will see that and relate to it and act out on it. Where games like GOW & Conan. They don't think a kid is gonna bring a sword to school and start hacking away.

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SonOfCrom at 08/09/2007 18:18
YO Rainbowblack,

Im callin you out. Conan is the zenith of manliness. He does not wear his emotions on his sleeves as you would have your action heroes do. The devs knew what they were doing when they made him a stoic killer with nervs of adamantium.

Stick to kingdom hearts II, hater.
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