games  anime  |  toys
Destructoid is gaming news, community, videos, and sometimes love. Take the tour or jump in with Facebook:

 


Hey, ESRB! Check this out! New images of Nihilistic Software's Conan photo

I'm already sold on Nihilistic Software's PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 action-adventure, Conan. The first video of the game made the God of War influence very clear, and I'm fine with that. But these new screenshots are really taking it into some not safe for work territory, and I'm all for it.

Among the screenshots there are images of Conan releasing a completely nude female slave (sweet!), slicing a mans throat (radical!), and cutting off the arm of an enemy (totally killer!). But it doesn't end there, and it's delightful.

Keep in mind that if you're reading this from work, chances are your boss will fire you for at least one of these images. Tread carefully. 


LAUNCH GALLERY (5 IMAGES)
Photo Photo Photo Photo Photo
 

Continue: More Xbox 360 stories





prev next

34 comments | showing # 1 to 34

Ignus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 11:13
Ignus
Wow.
The 3rd screenshot with all the bodies/pieces of bodies/limbs scattered everywhere was pretty cool.
Also, I feel that "totally tubular" should have been included in the post.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 11:16
tazarthayoot
Bewbs.
Tron Knotts's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 11:21
Tron Knotts
I want a Soul Calibur IV / Conan crossover.
DrRockso's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 11:26
DrRockso
Looking forward to this one, and these totally radical screenshots do nothing but stoke me to the max even further.

/80's
ShinAmano's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 11:26
ShinAmano
Is this an MMO or is it a single player action game...if it is the latter I am sold.
JTHomeslice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 11:27
JTHomeslice
Boobs for the win.
Nick Chester's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 11:27
Nick Chester
It's the single player action Conan. Confusing, right?
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 11:29
Mxyzptlk
Frank Frazetta's art style + God of War's gameplay... So much potential. Don't screw this up Nihilistic.
DrRockso's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 11:29
DrRockso
Conan = Single-player adventure
Conan: Hyborian Age = MMO
ShinAmano's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 11:30
ShinAmano
"It's the single player action Conan. Confusing, right?"

All i needed to hear...when does it come out because unless it is tomorrow it is too far away :(
comradetrotskii's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 11:39
comradetrotskii
Is that minge or just shadow on the virtual lady?

Also: There better be some sort of camel punching minigame.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 11:50
Niero
Phallic sword FTW
Corncobtacular's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 11:54
Corncobtacular
Those realistic sized breasts have no place in a videogame!
ShinAmano's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 12:08
ShinAmano
Is that minge or just shadow on the virtual lady?

just shade...
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 12:45
AngelsDontBurn
I really, really, REALLY hope this game is worth purchasing in the end. Dismemberment FTW!
DoctorEuphony's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 12:48
DoctorEuphony
i think i'm hard!
Brandon Undead's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 12:51
Brandon Undead
Will buy (if not b&)!
TC101's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:01
TC101
PWN'D
Rainbowblack's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:48
Rainbowblack
Oh C'mon look at Conans face in the second screenshot. hes daydreaming while he slits another mans throat

This is not because Conan is FUCKING BAD ASS. its because the devs are fucking lazy. i'll pass. Hopefully the MMO is better. Thats something i'm looking forward to.
dv8withn8's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:49
dv8withn8
zomg boobies! sold!
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 14:02
Rockvillian
@rainbowblack

Look on the bright side, at least we know what Conan's expression looks like when he's quilting
sushi111's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 14:16
sushi111
Yay! Boobs!
SuperDave's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 14:21
SuperDave
"completely nude female slave (sweet!)" Yes. Releasing the completely nude female slave? Hmm....

@Corncobtacular (great name btw)
I like my realistic breasts bigger personally. Er well not MINE, but you know what I...aw forget it.

Oh yeah, there's a game here. Yeah it looks pretty cool.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 15:03
Sharpless
I'd be surprised if this turns out to be decent.
Spykron's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 15:12
Spykron
i agree with Rainbowblack. looks too calm for slitting blue zombie guy's throat.
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 17:29
topgeargorilla
so it shows her poonan?
synce's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 19:00
synce
The topless image just sold the game to at least 100k 14 year old boys.
Destructotronix's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 20:50
Destructotronix
Fuck yes, Conan will singlehandedly bring back the masculinization of the American male, hallelujah, holy shit.
RJG's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2007 01:09
RJG
See Japan, this is what's wrong with your country. You have girly men with feminine figures who spend more time doing their hair and making sure their bajillion belts and zippers are correctly aligned.

They are not men, they a vagina-deficient women.

Also, I hope this game is coming out for PC because if it's not we sure as hell won't be able to play it here Down Under. We'll get it censored out the wazoo if at all. But at least if it's on PC i can patch her up right proper.
Brandon Undead's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2007 08:00
Brandon Undead
RJG: We have those guys, too. See Myspace for details.
SLiFE's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2007 14:26
SLiFE
ZOM-FUCKING-G @ naughty bits and blood.
brimtastic's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2007 16:59
brimtastic
The dude getting his throat cut looks a bit like that God of War fellow. Cus he's bald 'n' stuff.
Orionsaint's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2007 04:45
Orionsaint
ESRB won't care, just like they didn't care about the nudity in the GOW series. Why? Because it's not ground in reality. It's fantasy. ESRB only notices games that feature sex and violence in a world that's grounded in modern reality. Yeah Guns mainly. Gangs in urban settings. They think a kid will see that and relate to it and act out on it. Where games like GOW & Conan. They don't think a kid is gonna bring a sword to school and start hacking away.

SonOfCrom's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2007 18:18
SonOfCrom
YO Rainbowblack,

Im callin you out. Conan is the zenith of manliness. He does not wear his emotions on his sleeves as you would have your action heroes do. The devs knew what they were doing when they made him a stoic killer with nervs of adamantium.

Stick to kingdom hearts II, hater.
prev next

Comment with Facebook





Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid





New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

Comments policy

Destructoid is an open discussion community. You don't need to "audition" to post a comment - just speak your mind. We respect differing opinions on the site, so have at it. Be smart, funny, insightful, clueless, or cute -- but back it up with substance. Keep your cool, keep it fun. We only ask that you act respectfully and above all: don't be a troll and ruin it for everyone else. Don't bring down gamers or we'll, you know, gently shoot you in the face and stuff you into a flaming mailbox. Each comment is your opportuntity to make this community awesomer. Is that even a word?

Avoiding the banhammer only requires common sense: spamming, trolling, racism, NSFW stuff, and other forms of sucking will not be tolerated. If anyone is griefing please report abuse. Be good. Don't suck!

 
New on Destructoid.TV play all videos

Loading
Loading Destructoid Videos

    Win this!
    Dive in! meetup+play for a chance to win a PC

    Dtoid Twitter    Got news?   tips@destructoid.com

    Reviews & Previews
    Crossfire Remote Pistol review
    Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles review
    Left 4 Dead 2 review
    Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Reflex review
    Arkedo Series - 02 SWAP! review
    more reviews
    Driver
    Avatar
    GT Racing Motor Academy
    Bad Company 2 beta dishes out meaningful experiences
    Legend of Zelda Spirit Tracks
    more previews


    - The Dtoid Army is 50876 strong -

    Showing Cblogs with 3+ faps   show all

    Call for entries: do the wrong thing
    New to Dtoid? Read the survival guide




     Originals
    Jonathan Holmes: Why No More Heroes HD could mean a Wii total victory





















    More Destructoid Originals



     Popular now more






















    Team Destructoid   tips@destructoid.com
    Nick Chester
    Editor-in-Chief    		 Niero
    Founder, publisher
    Jim Sterling
    Reviews Editor    		 Hamza Aziz
    Community Manager
    Dale North
    News Editor    		 Rey Gutierrez
    Video editor & director
    Anthony Burch
    Features Editor    		 Colette Bennett
    Tom Fronczak Brad Nicholson
    Ashley Davis Ben Perlee
    Conrad
    Zimmerman    		 Chad Concelmo
    Jonathan Holmes Jonathan Ross
    Brad Rice Jordan Devore
    Will Maddock Matthew Razak
    Dyson Joseph Leray
    Topher Cantler Samit Sarkar
         
      Dexter
    Adam Dork
    Daniel Lingen
    Hollie Bennett
         		Joe Burling
    Mikey
    Stella Wong
    Josh Tolentino




     

     
      get involved

    register or login
    post a blog
    post a forum
    enter a contest
    contribute a news tip
    suggest a feature
    be a guest editor
    		 support

    new member's guide
    login assistance
    tech support
    report abuse
    email our editors
    read our dev blog
    nuclear crisis?
    		 keep in touch

    RSS feed
    Twitter
    Facebook
    Myspace
    Flickr
    Game nights
    Meetup+play online     		seriously

    about Destructoid
    advertising
    terms of use
    privacy policy
    jobs at MM
    buy our crap     		our network

    Tomopop
    Japanator
    Despingation?



    Destructoid is an independently-run publication forged by our love of video games and the gaming community's need of accountable enthusiast press
    living the dream since March 16, 2006