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I assume -- or rather, I hope -- that most of you will find this episode of HAWP significantly less funny than the previous one. My reason for this is simple: I had very little to do with this one.

I edited it, yes, but Ash, my sister, who is a huge bitch, is the only person in it and she made up most all the "dialogue" on her own.

My sister is a floozy. 


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perri's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 17:24
perri
epiclogue - dammit!
niacin's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 17:25
niacin
hey I laughed, quite a lot actually and I have the beginnings of what I'm assuming is bird flu so it kinda hurt.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 17:26
AngelsDontBurn
Amazing. I really dig this stuff Rev, it's pretty funny. Your sister seems really cool, reminds me of my sister and I's relationship. Yay for cool sisters! :D
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 17:26
DaedHead8
That was....ok. I like the first video better. Thats probably because I'm not a fan of zelda. The Iron man shit at the end was great though.
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 17:27
CypherVR
kalidanthepalidan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 17:33
kalidanthepalidan
Loved it! Keep these coming.
Hermitwise's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 17:37
Hermitwise
I might actually start looking forward to these as I do to the new Zero Punctuations. Very amusing.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 17:41
GuitarAtomik
Holy shit! Even funnier than the last one. The pedophile song was my favorite.


After watching this I have also officially determined your sister "cute".
angusm's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 17:42
angusm
Awesome.

Um.. yeah, that about sums it up.
awkwardmongoose's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 17:49
awkwardmongoose
I can dig it. As Rev would say. Honestly though, very funny. You've welcomed a whole onslaught of guys hitting on your sister now Anthony, but oh well.
The GHost's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 17:51
The GHost
I'm definitely digging this new series :D
ryanrab1's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 18:12
ryanrab1
fap... Fap... FAp... FAP... FAP!
xdaytime's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 18:16
xdaytime
Dear god, that's a woman?
dontstaylong's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 18:19
dontstaylong
these are amazing. i'm officially a fan.
Respectable Gentleman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 18:24
Respectable Gentleman
DOOOOOON'T STOP! MAAAAAAAKING THESE! I wanna eat em UP all... NIIIIIEEEEEEEGHT!
Anus Mcphanus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 18:28
Anus Mcphanus
Sorry Rev.... this one was funnier than the last one... I can see a fight for creative control coming....
CannibalCalvin 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 18:29
CannibalCalvin
Zelda tunes? With subtle incestual undertones?

WIN
Zarathustra's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 18:29
Zarathustra
I'll go ahead and ask what everyone else is thinking.

...What is the symbolism of using Garfield in place of the Arc Reactor?
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 18:32
Dexter345
Very nice.
DanGale's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 18:35
DanGale
Thank you! That's all I can say.
JDUB X's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 18:40
JDUB X
I loved the ending
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 18:48
Justice
Great episode, it's crazy how all the ocarina tunes from that game are embedded into my brain.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 19:28
Samit Sarkar
The epilogue made me burst out laughing! Nice work, Rev.
SLiFE's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 19:38
SLiFE
Sweet jeebus. Best on the internets.

So awesome. I'm at a loss for words.
RestingSound's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 19:42
RestingSound
Fantastic, moar please.
urbanyeti's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 20:01
urbanyeti
Oh my God a chi-hi-ken!
Kris's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 20:54
Kris
MOOOOOOOOOOAR! :D
Haxan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 21:02
Haxan
Absolutely adorable!
Mustin's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 21:08
Mustin
Best video ever.

This is like playing games at my house. Always with the singing. You should see me playing Contra IV. The level always ends with me singing "I AM THE BEST" at the top of my lungs.

Love games, love game music, love making lyrics, love my balls.
LusciousRichard's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 21:20
LusciousRichard
Sorry, Rev, that shit was still pretty funny. The rapping bit was the only real low point, but I think the power of Garfield more than made up for it.

And I can't believe you let your sister slap you in the face. You should find an opportunity to 'accidentally' punch her in the tit. Fair's fair.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 21:47
Sharpless
I want to marry your sister. Last week, this was based on her beauty and her sense of humor. This week, it is based on her brilliant, incredible, and amazing music-making talents. And her mean Obadiah Stane. Why aren't you half as awesome as her, Rev? What the fuck?

<3
Salty Soil's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 21:50
Salty Soil
The rain song a cappella and iron man epilogue made my day.
ceark's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 22:02
ceark
your sister seems every bit as funny and fucked up as you. awesome!
jeffk6's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 22:05
jeffk6
those songs bring back some good memorys for reals wow
MnM333's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 22:15
MnM333
Zelda's songs are always fun to make up lyrics to.
emotoaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 22:19
emotoaster
Awesome. 10 points!
Stephen57's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 22:31
Stephen57
Well I'm sorry, but I don't HAVE a cave! Look around here? Do you see any caves?!? NO!
Das Inchworm's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 22:57
Das Inchworm
the ikaruga one was better but this was fuckin hilarious too.
welkstar's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 23:09
welkstar
That was great! The Ironman ending was rad.
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 23:11
ScottyG
Heh, very cute. And I'm not just talking about your sister either. ;)

Shame I missed the first one, which checking was was pretty awesome too. Before I clued in on the polarity joke with the water guns I thought you were just being whiny, then of course I had that "a-ha" moment. Keep it up. :)
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 23:20
vexed alex
This shit is absolutely adorable.
MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 23:52
MATTFOO
LoL. The ending was great. SHe smacked the shit outta u
TravisOnPhonics's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2008 00:08
TravisOnPhonics
There aren't many witty women. There are alot of women who are laughable, but I think I've only met one actually witty girl.

If I were to meet Reverend's sister (The Nun? Perhaps? Humor joke?) then I would have met two witty girls. And goddamn, she's legitimately funny.

Really, really funny. Way to go Burch family. Keep on rocking. (Steve Miller Band, iTunes, www.stevemillerband.com)

Travis J. Broyles, Esq.

Also, taumpytears avatar is all kinds of gravy.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2008 00:24
Sharpless
Just to clarify, so Rev doesn't start hating me more than he probably already does, I'm not suggesting anything salacious when I talk about wanting to marry her. To phrase it another way, she's adorable and hilarious and brilliant and I want to be her best friend. Better?
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2008 00:36
nademagnet
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!! That was awesome! NO! Beyond Awesome! I love you AND your sister.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2008 00:37
Electro Lemon
WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS
The Bez's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2008 00:44
The Bez
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2008 00:46
Batthink
I can see that your sister has developed some of your mannerisms in her behavour. I'd suggest continuing this.

Btw, does she blog on this site?
A New Challenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2008 01:19
A New Challenger
I wish I wasn't so lazy and boring, because I want to make something half as funny as this.
LostCrichton's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2008 03:27
LostCrichton
Hilarious once again. We need moar HAWP!
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