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Hey Ash, Whatcha Playing: Episode Two
4:22 PM on 06.04.2008, Anthony Burch 135 comments

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I assume -- or rather, I hope -- that most of you will find this episode of HAWP significantly less funny than the previous one. My reason for this is simple: I had very little to do with this one.

I edited it, yes, but Ash, my sister, who is a huge bitch, is the only person in it and she made up most all the "dialogue" on her own.

My sister is a floozy. 


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Faceless at 06/04/2008 16:22
Absolutely fantastic.
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 06/04/2008 16:23
lol

I love gamer culture
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Fleet3000 at 06/04/2008 16:24
your sister is fucking insane.

and hilarious.
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Mxyzptlk at 06/04/2008 16:25
Hey, she does look like a nun!
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kawitchate at 06/04/2008 16:26
epic epilogue. totally from left field.
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sleepingagain at 06/04/2008 16:26
hahaha.... fucking awsome
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falinter at 06/04/2008 16:26
OMG this needs to be a daily thing.


NO no hourly. Too funny.
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demonelite at 06/04/2008 16:26
Rev, your sister rocks!
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monkeyspoon5 at 06/04/2008 16:28
I have to say, I agree with you Rev. She's a bitch and that really wasn't that funny. The rapping part was also extremely weird.

To all of you who think she's hot: No, just no.
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king3vbo at 06/04/2008 16:28
Hot damn, that was hilarious
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Vlambo at 06/04/2008 16:30
She's terrifying...and funny
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eternalplayer2345 at 06/04/2008 16:31
That was so hilarious bravo whoever came up with those songs.
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JJ Rage at 06/04/2008 16:32
Bravo. Bravo indeed.
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Animated Trigger at 06/04/2008 16:33
Glad to see I'm not the only one who sang along stupidly whenever I made Link bust out the Ocarina. And I agree, that epilogue was GREAT.
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Justin Villasenor at 06/04/2008 16:35
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KyleGamgee at 06/04/2008 16:35
I lol'd. Totally worth my 1:59.
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MechaMonkey at 06/04/2008 16:38
Nuns, lol.
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Professor Pew at 06/04/2008 16:39
The Iron Man bit was amaaaaaaaaaazing!
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Dead Movie Star at 06/04/2008 16:39
That was truly epic.
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nilcam at 06/04/2008 16:40
Great video.

I notice that Mr. Concelmo is the first comment. Is Rev. Anthony's sister the real reason for the showdown on the volcano? The plot thickens.
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Passionate Styos at 06/04/2008 16:40
"I'm sorry...I'm not Tony Stark..."

Best.Line.EVER!
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MaxVest at 06/04/2008 16:40
If You Love It, Change It: Video Game Tunes
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Projectexodus at 06/04/2008 16:40
Can I get her number? (please?)
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Wexx at 06/04/2008 16:41
Insane(ly bad).
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bahss at 06/04/2008 16:42
I lol'd just because I've tried to come up with words for the tunes too. Also, Pedophile.
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moot button at 06/04/2008 16:45
don't let her play locoroco, i'm about 2/3 the way adapting it to be a smash broadway musical. actually on second thought i could probably use the help with lyrics. what rhymes with "they look like sacks of garbage" besides "my rhyming skills are garbage"?
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dtomek at 06/04/2008 16:48
@moot
but its hiding in the undercarriage?
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deiga-the-semivaliant at 06/04/2008 16:48
I just saw Iron Man last night (yea yea yea, late to the game, etc) so that last bit got me laughing.

I wish I was as close to my brother as you are to your sister, Rev.
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Remo at 06/04/2008 16:48
Your sister looks nothing like you.
Was your mother ever a good friend of the milkman?
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Lemon Of Pink at 06/04/2008 16:48
My friend and I's lyrics for Zelda's lullabye always went:
"Go to sleep, go to sleep, sleep for days, sleep for days" in a russian accent. Go ahead, try it.

Also, don't let Linde see this, he might just fly off the handle and break something.
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brainderailment at 06/04/2008 16:49
Infinitely more interesting and funny than GameJew.
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Shwa at 06/04/2008 16:50
Holy crap. I acted like that when I played OoT. o_o
That can't be...
...unless!
ANTHONY, YOU LIVE IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE.
I KNOW IT.
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ApocSin at 06/04/2008 16:51
Strangly Arousing....
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Aaron Linde at 06/04/2008 16:52
Lemon of Pink, I'd break your face if you didn't have a Books album name as your handle. BREAK YOUR FACE.
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Remo at 06/04/2008 16:52
Wait, I tell a lie. She actually does look like you.
I can therefore presume that your mother has been a friend of the milkman for a very long time.
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D Sane at 06/04/2008 16:53
funny, but dumb...i liked ikaruga more...but an A for effort
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PsychoSoldier at 06/04/2008 16:54
Did I see someone getting bitch slapped?
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Chicken008 at 06/04/2008 16:55
Too bad Rev, it was more funny.
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dude101 at 06/04/2008 16:56
i didnt lol until the dance

but then i did and spilt my lilt you asshole

you got my vote for more
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PappaDukes at 06/04/2008 16:57
I actually make up songs in that exact same manner (no shitting), but for EVERYTHING I see/do. Man, that makes me fell all warm and fuzzy inside.
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Spitfire at 06/04/2008 16:59
HAHAHAHA awesome vid; seriously funny. HAWP just brightened my Wed.
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Lemon Of Pink at 06/04/2008 17:01
Aaron: You're the only one that's (openly) noticed. I didn't know you were a fellow music douche. How can one man have so much class?
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Xaitil at 06/04/2008 17:02
Glad I am not the only one that made up lyrics to the music in that game!
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Bazel at 06/04/2008 17:05
Funny video.

When I saw the part where she does the shoulder wiggling dance I was reminded of a Podcastle episode in which Wardrox describes how he does a Michael Jackson's Thriller-type shoulder wiggle dance when listening to Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds. I imagine that his dance looks just like that. Disturbing.
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CypherVR at 06/04/2008 17:17
omg.

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Puppy Licks at 06/04/2008 17:23
Hey Rev what's wrong with your face?
You're.... smiling????
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perri at 06/04/2008 17:23
Good, first one IS better. Epiclog- amirite?

cannot believe I typed that.
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Cataract at 06/04/2008 17:24
AHAHAHAHAHHA, ah man, that was hilarious!!!!

Keep em coming Rev, Ashleys sarcasm is pretty much perfect.
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