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I assume -- or rather, I hope -- that most of you will find this episode of HAWP significantly less funny than the previous one. My reason for this is simple: I had very little to do with this one.

I edited it, yes, but Ash, my sister, who is a huge bitch, is the only person in it and she made up most all the "dialogue" on her own.

My sister is a floozy. 


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Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:21
Chad Concelmo
Another hit. Wow. Awesome. :) :)
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:22
taumpytears
I can admire the fact that you want your sisters video to be poorly received compared to yours. I can relate.
Faceless's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:22
Faceless
Absolutely fantastic.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:23
Niero
lol

I love gamer culture
Fleet3000's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:24
Fleet3000
your sister is fucking insane.

and hilarious.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:25
Mxyzptlk
Hey, she does look like a nun!
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:26
kawitchate
epic epilogue. totally from left field.
sleepingagain's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:26
sleepingagain
hahaha.... fucking awsome
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:26
falinter
OMG this needs to be a daily thing.


NO no hourly. Too funny.
demonelite's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:26
demonelite
Rev, your sister rocks!
monkeyspoon5's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:28
monkeyspoon5
I have to say, I agree with you Rev. She's a bitch and that really wasn't that funny. The rapping part was also extremely weird.

To all of you who think she's hot: No, just no.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:28
king3vbo
Hot damn, that was hilarious
Vlambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:30
Vlambo
She's terrifying...and funny
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:31
eternalplayer2345
That was so hilarious bravo whoever came up with those songs.
JJ Rage's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:32
JJ Rage
Bravo. Bravo indeed.
Animated Trigger's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:33
Animated Trigger
Glad to see I'm not the only one who sang along stupidly whenever I made Link bust out the Ocarina. And I agree, that epilogue was GREAT.
Justin Villasenor's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:35
Justin Villasenor
KyleGamgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:35
KyleGamgee
I lol'd. Totally worth my 1:59.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:38
MechaMonkey
Nuns, lol.
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:39
Professor Pew
The Iron Man bit was amaaaaaaaaaazing!
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:39
Dead Movie Star
That was truly epic.
nilcam's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:40
nilcam
Great video.

I notice that Mr. Concelmo is the first comment. Is Rev. Anthony's sister the real reason for the showdown on the volcano? The plot thickens.
Passionate Styos's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:40
Passionate Styos
"I'm sorry...I'm not Tony Stark..."

Best.Line.EVER!
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:40
MaxVest
If You Love It, Change It: Video Game Tunes
Projectexodus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:40
Projectexodus
Can I get her number? (please?)
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:41
Wexx
Insane(ly bad).
bahss's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:42
bahss
I lol'd just because I've tried to come up with words for the tunes too. Also, Pedophile.
moot button's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:45
moot button
don't let her play locoroco, i'm about 2/3 the way adapting it to be a smash broadway musical. actually on second thought i could probably use the help with lyrics. what rhymes with "they look like sacks of garbage" besides "my rhyming skills are garbage"?
dtomek's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:48
dtomek
@moot
but its hiding in the undercarriage?
deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:48
deiga-the-semivaliant
I just saw Iron Man last night (yea yea yea, late to the game, etc) so that last bit got me laughing.

I wish I was as close to my brother as you are to your sister, Rev.
Remo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:48
Remo
Your sister looks nothing like you.
Was your mother ever a good friend of the milkman?
Lemon Of Pink's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:48
Lemon Of Pink
My friend and I's lyrics for Zelda's lullabye always went:
"Go to sleep, go to sleep, sleep for days, sleep for days" in a russian accent. Go ahead, try it.

Also, don't let Linde see this, he might just fly off the handle and break something.
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:49
brainderailment
Infinitely more interesting and funny than GameJew.
Shwa's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:50
Shwa
Holy crap. I acted like that when I played OoT. o_o
That can't be...
...unless!
ANTHONY, YOU LIVE IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE.
I KNOW IT.
ApocSin's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:51
ApocSin
Strangly Arousing....
Aaron Linde's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:52
Aaron Linde
Lemon of Pink, I'd break your face if you didn't have a Books album name as your handle. BREAK YOUR FACE.
Remo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:52
Remo
Wait, I tell a lie. She actually does look like you.
I can therefore presume that your mother has been a friend of the milkman for a very long time.
D Sane's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:53
D Sane
funny, but dumb...i liked ikaruga more...but an A for effort
PsychoSoldier's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:54
PsychoSoldier
Did I see someone getting bitch slapped?
Chicken008's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:55
Chicken008
Too bad Rev, it was more funny.
dude101's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:56
dude101
i didnt lol until the dance

but then i did and spilt my lilt you asshole

you got my vote for more
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:57
PappaDukes
I actually make up songs in that exact same manner (no shitting), but for EVERYTHING I see/do. Man, that makes me fell all warm and fuzzy inside.
Spitfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:59
Spitfire
HAHAHAHA awesome vid; seriously funny. HAWP just brightened my Wed.
Lemon Of Pink's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 17:01
Lemon Of Pink
Aaron: You're the only one that's (openly) noticed. I didn't know you were a fellow music douche. How can one man have so much class?
Xaitil's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 17:02
Xaitil
Glad I am not the only one that made up lyrics to the music in that game!
Bazel's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 17:05
Bazel
Funny video.

When I saw the part where she does the shoulder wiggling dance I was reminded of a Podcastle episode in which Wardrox describes how he does a Michael Jackson's Thriller-type shoulder wiggle dance when listening to Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds. I imagine that his dance looks just like that. Disturbing.
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 17:17
CypherVR
omg.

Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 17:23
Puppy Licks
Hey Rev what's wrong with your face?
You're.... smiling????
perri's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 17:23
perri
Good, first one IS better. Epiclog- amirite?

cannot believe I typed that.
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 17:24
Cataract
AHAHAHAHAHHA, ah man, that was hilarious!!!!

Keep em coming Rev, Ashleys sarcasm is pretty much perfect.
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