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We've always tried to make each episode of HAWP different from the last, in terms of both narrative and style of humor.

That should hopefully explain this most recent episode.

I'm not even going to bother putting up a Digg link.

My sister is a pervert.


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Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 18:19
Corak
Question: Was your sister in the room when the dude had his pants down? Might want to look into that :P
Kannaya's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 18:20
Kannaya
Oh the loveliness of a mustache! Ashley describes it in her movements well! :)
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 18:21
randombullseye
This feels like an elaborate in joke that I'm missing out on. If that stash makes you all scream with excitement, how do you guys feel about Tom Selleck on Magnum P.I.?
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 18:24
Professor Pew
Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing! :) :) :) :) :) :)
Projectexodus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 18:25
Projectexodus
That was brilliant!
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 18:35
MechaMonkey
@randombullseye

Not gonna lie: Tom Selleck immediately came to mind when I saw that 'stache.

Also, unscripted nose bleed? Quite a serendipitous time to start leaking fluids.
Automation's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 18:40
Automation
I'm not gonna lie.
Haggard is one fine bear of a man.
I would like to lumberjack him.
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 18:42
Spartacus
OH LAWDY

That was hilarious.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 18:49
king3vbo
Quite honestly, my favorite one yet
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 18:51
Mxyzptlk


Never forget reason #7.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 18:53
Sharpless
I like how Ashley was very clearly losing it, towards the end. I also like how your eyes were wandering while in mid-scream, Rev. I also like your sister's comedic mugging. I...

I've lost all desire to leave this comment for some reason, so I'm just going to click "Add Comment" and be done with it.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 19:02
ArrestedDeveloper
The nose bleed sells it.
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 19:14
timtheterrible
This series just gives 'til it hurts. I mean, his nose was bleeding for Pete's sake.
Blessashell's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 19:27
Blessashell
Kayka:
Canon XH A1, except I'm a fucking idiot with cameras and I can't get anywhere near the quality out of it I should be able to.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 19:31
pendelton21
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!





p.s. Marry Me Ashley.
MaximusPaynicus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 19:35
MaximusPaynicus
...right then. No more cough syrup for you two.

Awesome episode.
squirreleater's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 19:38
squirreleater
Loved it, hahah.. though I wish I understood the reference, i.e. what really made this funny (apart from the AAAAAAAAAAAAAH, of course) :/
Blessashell's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 19:38
Blessashell
Also, that "blessashell" comment is from me, Rev Anthony. This is me speaking on a different account.
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 19:38
ZekeThePlumber
Grant won himself an Academy Award there.
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 20:33
CypherVR
Great googly perverted moogly, this is gold.
frostedover's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 20:42
frostedover
That... wow. I mean... like, uh, wow.
And just for the debug: The vids always autoplay. Firefox 3.0 w/ OSX Tiger
Infinite Obscurity's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 20:44
Infinite Obscurity
Epic nosebleed. Also, that mustache will haunt my dreams forever.
gingerbreadben's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 21:10
gingerbreadben
Unnecessary screaming always makes a video full of win.

This is now my favorite online video series.
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 21:15
brainderailment
lol
manasteel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 21:21
manasteel88
chicks dig the porn stache
nintendoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 21:48
nintendoll
Haha awesome. Nothing like a full minute of screaming to get the day going.
naturon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 21:51
naturon
brilliant stuff once again
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 21:52
Teta

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
It´s a mustache with a mustache.
Rational_Jesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 21:53
Rational_Jesus
Were you all screaming because you weren't invited to join.........?
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 22:24
Eschatos
Someday there will be a Final Fight themed porn. I know it.
Respectable Gentleman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 22:32
Respectable Gentleman
Don't stop doing that voodoo you do.
Lazerface84's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 23:38
Lazerface84
God I want to bang your sister.
Chicken008's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 00:03
Chicken008
WTF! Lame!
TewDee's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 00:22
TewDee
I laughed. I laughed until I cried.

And then I laughed some more. Because this was hysterical.
fozzyozzy's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 01:08
fozzyozzy
your neighbors must love you.
no, really. :)
Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 01:25
Jetsetlemming
An extremely gay sounding "Yaaay!" is probably not the way you want to be recorded responding to someone looking at your bare ass.
Also Damn that was a huge pantomimed cock.
LostCrichton's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 02:13
LostCrichton
Incredibly funny and epic Doctor Who music at the end! So much win, thank you Rev!
Knives's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 04:09
Knives
That was great
Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 04:12
Kif
I loled and I'm not sure why, but dammit I did. I wish I could download these.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 05:13
Justice
What's mad is that this video auto-played when I loaded it up so I had like 50 tabs in firefox, trying to work out what the f*ck was going on and why am I hearing screaming. Anyway superb work dude, that Steven Hawking guyg made the funniest sound and the fact that your mate just happened to have a nosebleed at the right time is SW33T!
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 06:05
Kryptinite
I love these. I need a link to all of them.
MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 07:18
MATTFOO
omg
Demtor's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 07:22
Demtor
Hahahaha, nicely done.
A Ton of Berries's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 07:57
A Ton of Berries
GOD DAMN IT!

I'm REALLY sick of these video players autoplaying in Opera.

Seriously, it's geting on my nerves, videos playing by themselves, me having to sift through twenty odd tabs before I realise something about gaming is being mentioned... Seriously:

F I X I T ! ! ! 1 o n e .
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 08:15
galagabug
epic! the haggar, you can't fuck with.
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 09:29
Hitogoroshi
Fucking hilarious! What a fortunate time for a nosebleed.
XrayZwei's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 09:52
XrayZwei
best HAWP yet.
Affable Robot's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 10:38
Affable Robot
That was hilarious it is funny the second when you know his nose bleed wasn't scripted.
heretrix's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 13:34
heretrix
You guys are fucking insane. I love it, it's good stuff.
GrimTheLost's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 02:57
GrimTheLost
I almost peed myself laughing. Good work!
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