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As I was at E3 this past week, Ashly, who is a bitch, was left to her own devices.

This, evidently, is what her life is like when I'm away.

It's not as zany as you'd think.

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fobmyxeer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 13:48
fobmyxeer
Ah, sibling love.
ryanrab1's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 13:50
ryanrab1
Mustache!
b33b3s's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 13:50
b33b3s
I'm going to have to agree with Ash, that mustache was hot.
Lewis Bell's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 13:50
Lewis Bell
Your dad is awesome and your puppy is cute...lucky bastard
shinobiflip's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 13:53
shinobiflip
puppies are cute
BlackSheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 13:53
BlackSheep
spit-takes FTW
Elitechief27's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 13:54
Elitechief27
"Metal Gear?!"
"Not now Dad"

Sterling would approve
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 13:57
topgeargorilla
she is so fucking adorable. like a zany turtle.
ThisYearsPink's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 13:59
ThisYearsPink
I wish the 911 operator would have just answered the question. She knows she wishes she could fly.
Nick Chester's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 14:01
Nick Chester
i made my dog do the same dance
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 14:03
eternalplayer2345
I hope your dad really does just say "metal gear!?" every time you walk by.
Dale North's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 14:03
Dale North
Okay, that was not nick. That was me. Above

NICK, LOG OUT OF MY COMPUTER WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH IT
Nick Chester's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 14:07
Nick Chester
@ Dale North:

Oh. Wait. Right. Yes.
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 14:09
njsykora
eternalplayer you really need to change that avatar, I can deal with the Workman infestation but my peepee twinges when I see Jim.
Clance's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 14:09
Clance
Yeah, Nick. Ya prick... Ooooh, I don't mean that but that just follows automatically when you're a cockney!!?

Awwww, she couldn't even play anything because her brother was at E3? So much love and so little in return.

I hope that was chocolate milk.

Your dad is David Hayter?
MaximusPaynicus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 14:15
MaximusPaynicus
If I weren't so lazy, I'd post an image of an enthusiastic thumbs up. In the meantime, I'll simply say "well done, once again."
ParaParaKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 14:17
ParaParaKing
Oh, I've missed HAWP so much.
Nice video.
greeneggsnsam's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 14:19
greeneggsnsam
These are getting better and better.
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 14:22
Technophile
my day also consists of alternating between reading the art of war and then masturbating.

small world.
Brilliam's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 14:24
Brilliam
What is spraying you at the end, Rev? Like, a hose or something?
TewDee's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 14:28
TewDee
"Metal Gear!"

These rock.
bahss's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 14:31
bahss
dick.
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 14:40
Hitogoroshi
GENIUS as always.

Also awesome shirt.
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 14:44
Dead Movie Star
Genius.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 14:53
atheistium
haha I love this stuff
TurboSpaz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 14:54
TurboSpaz
HAHAHHAHA, SO GOOD!!!!

That being said, don't you think it's time you losers moved out of home? Jesus.
TurboSpaz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 14:55
TurboSpaz
I mean seriously, how old are you Rev?
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 14:57
SnakeDude4Life
Need MOAR nose bleeding.
kalidanthepalidan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 15:02
kalidanthepalidan
These always make my day. Your family rocks my socks in all the right ways.
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 15:12
falinter
I agree with whats-his-face up there.
These videos are just amazing.
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 15:12
nademagnet
You should have your dad take your side in one episode... and just have him pretend to be solid snake the whole time...
Remo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 15:40
Remo
JOY!
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 15:44
ArrestedDeveloper
Why would you knock on your own door?
brad drac's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 15:47
brad drac
Goddamnit that wench is endearing. Love these vids, keep 'em coming.

Also, telekinesis is by far the best superpower.
SLiFE's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 15:58
SLiFE
Dick.
Demtor's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 16:29
Demtor
Hahaha, "Not know Dad!" Nicely done.
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 16:30
braulio09
I think I'm missing something. Ashley Davis was there? Is Ashley Davis your sister? WTF
Demtor's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 16:30
Demtor
*er.. I mean "now" - I'm an idiot
garrfunkel's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 16:35
garrfunkel
This show always makes my day that little bit better. Thank you for being insane.
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 16:37
UglyDuck
I think I'm going to make a nice big EPIC sign specifically for this video that will get more epic each week.
Pedro Cortes's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 16:38
Pedro Cortes
was...Ash doing Parapara?
Merry Ho's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 16:38
Merry Ho
Ashley hates her brother so much that she knows not what to do with herself in his absence, unless of course she actually does do those things on a regular basis? weird.
The Amazing Shenazin's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 16:45
The Amazing Shenazin
lol @ your dad
necrozen's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 16:51
necrozen
This is up there with AVGN, Hour of Slack and Internet Superstar in my "Cannot Fucking Miss" file. Great work as usual.
funran's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 16:54
funran
This was fucking awesome
Das Inchworm's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 16:55
Das Inchworm
ashly's face while she's dancing is amazing.

Another win episode
Anus Mcphanus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 17:05
Anus Mcphanus
Why do you knock on the door of your own house before you enter? Is that so the red carpet can be rolled out in time?
the Golden Avatar's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 17:06
the Golden Avatar
@braulio09

Ashley Davis is the faux 911 operator.
keener's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 17:24
keener
metal gearrrrrrrr!

jpop dancing is a nice touch too.

a creepy aside: we used to have old old home videos on film reel that a company dubbed over to VHS for us. for the first chunk of it that they couldnt get useable sound on, they used the "magic moments" song. that added an extra layer of bizarre to this one for me.
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 17:34
Wexx
Way to go dick.
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