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My sister, as you might have gathered from my random comments about her on RetroForceGO!, is the bane of my existence. She is a kind, generous, completely decent human being, and for that she must be destroyed.

She also plays videogames from time to time, and so I thought I'd document our experiences playing them together. This first episode, centered around Ikaruga, marks the premiere installment of a not-that-many-part series known as "Hey Ash, Whatcha Playing," or "HAWP" for short. 

You can watch it above.

My sister is a bitch.


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GuitarAtomik's Avatar
GuitarAtomik at 05/29/2008 14:30
Is your sister hot? I'm not watching this unless your sister is hot.
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar
the GAMEGOBLIN at 05/29/2008 14:30
Oh lawd dtoid playerrrr
Roughknite's Avatar
Roughknite at 05/29/2008 14:32
Umm. She knows hwo to pump that water gun pretty good.
Neonie's Avatar
Neonie at 05/29/2008 14:33
HAHA. That was awsome.
Anthony Burch's Avatar
Anthony Burch at 05/29/2008 14:33
DISCUSSION OF MY SISTER AS SEX OBJECT WILL CEASE
BigPopaGamer's Avatar
BigPopaGamer at 05/29/2008 14:34
His sister is young, but she's not out of the question as a possible date....

Also, funny video.
Jim Sterling's Avatar
Jim Sterling at 05/29/2008 14:34
So I heard Anthony's sister was a sex ob --

Wait, this video was very funny.
Justice's Avatar
Justice at 05/29/2008 14:34
1) Dtoid player rocks!
2)
3)You sure that milk and chocolate was coming from the gun?
Ezra's Avatar
Ezra at 05/29/2008 14:35
is this a dramatization of actual events?
wallyworld's Avatar
wallyworld at 05/29/2008 14:36
Such silly sibling shenanigans (yay, alliteration!)
CALkulon's Avatar
CALkulon at 05/29/2008 14:37
Like it, but I'm going to give it a 2/10 anyway.
Arttemis's Avatar
Arttemis at 05/29/2008 14:37
Attractive sisters in blackface for Ikaruga reenactment = LOAD OF WIN.
nademagnet's Avatar
nademagnet at 05/29/2008 14:38
HAHAHA!!! That was great. How about you two make as many as possible. And, if possible include more dtoid members.

Also, Cute Sister.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar
GuitarAtomik at 05/29/2008 14:38
@Rev Anthony

Is that a yes?
kalidanthepalidan's Avatar
kalidanthepalidan at 05/29/2008 14:38
This is the Citizen Kane of Destructoid videos.
BlindsideDork's Avatar
BlindsideDork at 05/29/2008 14:38
I laughed...and am confused.
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Drop of Flame at 05/29/2008 14:39
hawp? More like HAWT amirite?
Blake's Avatar
Blake at 05/29/2008 14:39
Oh, that was great. 10/10.
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Veck at 05/29/2008 14:39
Man, this sums up sibling gaming conversation to a T. Only between me and my older brother it resulted in him punching me for distracting him, rather than super-soaking me with milk. I like to think the supersoaker is an analogy for game-related domestic violence. Yeah, my childhood was a pretty dark time.
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Yuphrum at 05/29/2008 14:40
Very nice.
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Vlambo at 05/29/2008 14:44
Funny video, but you think this is bad with them making sexual jokes about your sister? Half of IRC was hitting on my sister last night..

Srsly, Fuck you Pew
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DJDuffy at 05/29/2008 14:44
I can feel the love between you two...such siblings :)
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VampireChrist at 05/29/2008 14:44
pretty entertaining actually

..she looks familiar
BlindsideDork's Avatar
BlindsideDork at 05/29/2008 14:45
Vlambo's sister...mmmmm!
Chad Concelmo's Avatar
Chad Concelmo at 05/29/2008 14:49
That was the greatest thing I have ever seen. Anthony, you rule ... but I still hate you. :)
MatCD's Avatar
MatCD at 05/29/2008 14:52
haha, awesome

10/10 for Anthony getting sprayed with milk
Demtor's Avatar
Demtor at 05/29/2008 14:53
Haha, that was funny. She did well with that gun and not laughing. I would have been cracking up, lol. Nice work guys.
bovine's Avatar
bovine at 05/29/2008 14:53
tee hee
deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar
deiga-the-semivaliant at 05/29/2008 14:54
That.... was surprisingly funny!
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The GHost at 05/29/2008 14:56
Definitely looking forward to more of this series. Good stuff.
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Lemon Of Pink at 05/29/2008 14:56
Oh wow, the ending got a genuine lol (more of a yelp). It's also nice to see that handsome mug of yours in motion. You're getting a degree in film, right?
Ianki's Avatar
Ianki at 05/29/2008 14:57
Black face and poo for the win.
Anthony Burch's Avatar
Anthony Burch at 05/29/2008 14:59
Lemon:
That's the hope, yeah.
Kayka's Avatar
Kayka at 05/29/2008 14:59
Awesome. More videos, Anthony. Moar!
Tubatic's Avatar
Tubatic at 05/29/2008 14:59
REV! SHIFT POLARITY QUICK!!! SHE'S CHARGIN HUR LAZER!

That's was great, moar please.
Lemon Of Pink's Avatar
Lemon Of Pink at 05/29/2008 15:02
Well it shows, it looks like you know a thing or two about editing. Very funny.
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guermogamer at 05/29/2008 15:02
"Some of it"

Wow! Best thing i've seen or heard all day

Also, Dtoid player is nice but steals my keystrokes

had to refresh to finish my comment, js
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krylonkoopa at 05/29/2008 15:03
Rev the stone face look on her face while pumping the supersoaker was golden. best part.
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BlackSheep at 05/29/2008 15:03
was it just me or were there 2 sprays of milk hitting you from only one gun?

i call shenanigans, someone else was spraying too!
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thrustinj at 05/29/2008 15:04
She has the perfect dead pan stare.
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Scary Womanizing Pig Mask at 05/29/2008 15:04
Funny sketch :), but you look far less sinister then I imagined.
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Necros at 05/29/2008 15:09
Is your sister more of a dick than you? I hope Chad never meets her in a dark alley...
sleepingagain's Avatar
sleepingagain at 05/29/2008 15:10
there was not enough F bombs, but still funny
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MaxVest at 05/29/2008 15:10
If the theme is that she attacks you in a videogame-related way each episode, I'm in.
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tornotlukin at 05/29/2008 15:10
Very clever! Now I need to play Ikaruga and shoot my brother with whiteout and ink.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar
GuitarAtomik at 05/29/2008 15:10
But seriously, that shit was funny. Keep them coming.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 05/29/2008 15:11
Hahaha, excellent. Well done both of you.
Faceless's Avatar
Faceless at 05/29/2008 15:15
That was the best thing I have seen in a long while.
Tubatic's Avatar
Tubatic at 05/29/2008 15:16
heh heh " . . . that's what she said . . ."
GrayFox's Avatar
GrayFox at 05/29/2008 15:19
I'd hit it. This video I mean.
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