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My sister, as you might have gathered from my random comments about her on RetroForceGO!, is the bane of my existence. She is a kind, generous, completely decent human being, and for that she must be destroyed.

She also plays videogames from time to time, and so I thought I'd document our experiences playing them together. This first episode, centered around Ikaruga, marks the premiere installment of a not-that-many-part series known as "Hey Ash, Whatcha Playing," or "HAWP" for short. 

You can watch it above.

My sister is a bitch.


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GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 14:30
GuitarAtomik
Is your sister hot? I'm not watching this unless your sister is hot.
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 14:30
the GAMEGOBLIN
Oh lawd dtoid playerrrr
Roughknite's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 14:32
Roughknite
Umm. She knows hwo to pump that water gun pretty good.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 14:33
Neonie
HAHA. That was awsome.
Anthony Burch's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 14:33
Anthony Burch
DISCUSSION OF MY SISTER AS SEX OBJECT WILL CEASE
BigPopaGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 14:34
BigPopaGamer
His sister is young, but she's not out of the question as a possible date....

Also, funny video.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 14:34
Jim Sterling
So I heard Anthony's sister was a sex ob --

Wait, this video was very funny.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 14:34
Justice
1) Dtoid player rocks!
2)
3)You sure that milk and chocolate was coming from the gun?
Ezra's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 14:35
Ezra
is this a dramatization of actual events?
wallyworld's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 14:36
wallyworld
Such silly sibling shenanigans (yay, alliteration!)
CALkulon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 14:37
CALkulon
Like it, but I'm going to give it a 2/10 anyway.
Arttemis's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 14:37
Arttemis
Attractive sisters in blackface for Ikaruga reenactment = LOAD OF WIN.
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 14:38
nademagnet
HAHAHA!!! That was great. How about you two make as many as possible. And, if possible include more dtoid members.

Also, Cute Sister.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 14:38
GuitarAtomik
@Rev Anthony

Is that a yes?
kalidanthepalidan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 14:38
kalidanthepalidan
This is the Citizen Kane of Destructoid videos.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 14:38
BlindsideDork
I laughed...and am confused.
Drop of Flame's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 14:39
Drop of Flame
hawp? More like HAWT amirite?
Blake's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 14:39
Blake
Oh, that was great. 10/10.
Veck's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 14:39
Veck
Man, this sums up sibling gaming conversation to a T. Only between me and my older brother it resulted in him punching me for distracting him, rather than super-soaking me with milk. I like to think the supersoaker is an analogy for game-related domestic violence. Yeah, my childhood was a pretty dark time.
Yuphrum's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 14:40
Yuphrum
Very nice.
Vlambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 14:44
Vlambo
Funny video, but you think this is bad with them making sexual jokes about your sister? Half of IRC was hitting on my sister last night..

Srsly, Fuck you Pew
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 14:44
DJDuffy
I can feel the love between you two...such siblings :)
VampireChrist's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 14:44
VampireChrist
pretty entertaining actually

..she looks familiar
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 14:45
BlindsideDork
Vlambo's sister...mmmmm!
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 14:49
Chad Concelmo
That was the greatest thing I have ever seen. Anthony, you rule ... but I still hate you. :)
MatCD's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 14:52
MatCD
haha, awesome

10/10 for Anthony getting sprayed with milk
Demtor's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 14:53
Demtor
Haha, that was funny. She did well with that gun and not laughing. I would have been cracking up, lol. Nice work guys.
bovine's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 14:53
bovine
tee hee
deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 14:54
deiga-the-semivaliant
That.... was surprisingly funny!
The GHost's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 14:56
The GHost
Definitely looking forward to more of this series. Good stuff.
Lemon Of Pink's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 14:56
Lemon Of Pink
Oh wow, the ending got a genuine lol (more of a yelp). It's also nice to see that handsome mug of yours in motion. You're getting a degree in film, right?
Ianki's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 14:57
Ianki
Black face and poo for the win.
Anthony Burch's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 14:59
Anthony Burch
Lemon:
That's the hope, yeah.
Kayka's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 14:59
Kayka
Awesome. More videos, Anthony. Moar!
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 14:59
Tubatic
REV! SHIFT POLARITY QUICK!!! SHE'S CHARGIN HUR LAZER!

That's was great, moar please.
Lemon Of Pink's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 15:02
Lemon Of Pink
Well it shows, it looks like you know a thing or two about editing. Very funny.
guermogamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 15:02
guermogamer
"Some of it"

Wow! Best thing i've seen or heard all day

Also, Dtoid player is nice but steals my keystrokes

had to refresh to finish my comment, js
krylonkoopa's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 15:03
krylonkoopa
Rev the stone face look on her face while pumping the supersoaker was golden. best part.
BlackSheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 15:03
BlackSheep
was it just me or were there 2 sprays of milk hitting you from only one gun?

i call shenanigans, someone else was spraying too!
thrustinj's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 15:04
thrustinj
She has the perfect dead pan stare.
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 15:04
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask
Funny sketch :), but you look far less sinister then I imagined.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 15:09
Necros
Is your sister more of a dick than you? I hope Chad never meets her in a dark alley...
sleepingagain's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 15:10
sleepingagain
there was not enough F bombs, but still funny
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 15:10
MaxVest
If the theme is that she attacks you in a videogame-related way each episode, I'm in.
tornotlukin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 15:10
tornotlukin
Very clever! Now I need to play Ikaruga and shoot my brother with whiteout and ink.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 15:10
GuitarAtomik
But seriously, that shit was funny. Keep them coming.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 15:11
Mxyzptlk
Hahaha, excellent. Well done both of you.
Faceless's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 15:15
Faceless
That was the best thing I have seen in a long while.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 15:16
Tubatic
heh heh " . . . that's what she said . . ."
GrayFox's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 15:19
GrayFox
I'd hit it. This video I mean.
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