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This episode of HAWP is based on true events, and therefore might not be as wackyfun-filled as previous installments. 

Still, if you enjoy it, feel free to Digg it using the button below.

My sister is a bitch when it comes to cooperative games.

ALSO: If you have problems with the movie autoplaying, or the little loading arrow staying throughout the entire short, it'd help us a lot if you posted what browser and OS you're using and what version of Flash Player you have. 


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ThisYearsPink's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 17:09
ThisYearsPink
Two thumbs up.
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 17:13
ace of knaves
Both my sister and I have actually done this with Dedede; it's just so adorable.

And yes, I remember that episode of Pokémon.
ShinSennju's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 17:15
ShinSennju
Poor bulbasaur, so sad =(
NobodysDream's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 17:18
NobodysDream
It seems everyone I know has two GC controllers and two wiimotes. The way me and mah posse play is winner gets the coveted GCs, and the losers make do with the wii. I tend to maintain a hegemony on those gamecube controllers.

Liked this episode more for its lack of WACKY-BRAND HIJINKS than the others. Creepy stare is creepy. Rev and his sis have a really good straight-man funny-man relationship, which I can't help but feel stems from real life. Kind of an Abbot and Costello interpreted through viral videos thing going on, and I dig it.

And in a tragically related note, can we stop giving Rev shit for giving low review scores? If he just said, "shit sux gay", I can see a point, but he tends to make apt and well reasoned observations. Is he a pretentious hipster douchebag? Fuck yes he is. More likely than not, Rev eats Harold Bloom's nuts for breakfast. But his opinions are honest and thought out, even if he does call your favorite game a piece of shit. But lets be honest, it is. A lot of games suck a lot more than we pretend they do. Reviews do not exist to reflect your opinion, they are there to give you the opinion of others. I don't see why the number 4 makes people shit their intestines in disbelief. Christ.

tl;dr

Rev's sister is a cunt. And they are both of dubious ethnic origin.
The Bez's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 17:18
The Bez
I remember I cried at the episode of Pokemon when Pikachu almost left ash and then he ended up coming back
Drksan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 17:21
Drksan
Oh good. Took me a while to recover after your sister stared me into insanity.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 17:35
DaedHead8
If I were at all good at Smash, I guess I'd enjoy the placement of the jump buttons, but I tend to just spam the C-stick.

I'm the same way, now I just spam the waggle, lol.

Awesome video, as usual.
InfraredChimera's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 17:36
InfraredChimera
Holy crap! How can anyone (besides not being human) stare at someone and not crack a smile?!?!?
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 17:37
Detry
Lounging ftw
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 17:39
GohanGVO
Hilarious video. :)

Also, I used to play exclusively with the Wiimote. Unfortunately, the lack of buttons and the uncomfortable B button forced me to add the nunchuck to it.
VampireChrist's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 17:41
VampireChrist
she can stare at me anytime
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 17:48
Dexter345
I love it.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 17:49
Mxyzptlk
That stare could burn a hole through a brick wall. I felt like I was being silently judged through my computer monitor.
Kia's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 17:55
Kia
Fantastic. Just awesome. I almost pissed myself laughing. xD

"Stop -lounging-!" Classic. AND THOSE EYES. THOSE SOULLESS EYES.
matt777's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 18:20
matt777
is ashley a tranny or a man?
coffeesash's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 18:31
coffeesash
Could have done with being shorter with only one idea.

Phoenix Wright parody should be next! Ashly should be Franziska Von Karma
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 18:39
braulio09
I remember that episode of Pokémon. It is sad that he was forced to evolve for Brawl.

I feel your pain, man.

Also, your sister is a bitch. A soulless bitch.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 18:51
Sharpless
@matt777
She's a transformer.

Also, fuck off.
JDUB X's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 19:05
JDUB X
Best Episode Ever!
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 19:19
007
Awesome episode. That was just awesomely funny. AWESOMELY FUNNY!!!2
ScreamingScarab's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 19:24
ScreamingScarab
Holy fucking shit that was the first episode I saw of the Hey Ash thing. Jesus freaking fried chicken that was awesome! Is that your real sis, Rev? Do you just make this shit up as you go or do you have it scripted out?
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 20:07
eternalplayer2345
Pokemon has the best morals ever.
Affable Robot's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 20:16
Affable Robot
Another awesome video Rev that was really funny keep up the good work
Cameron300ZXTT's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 20:34
Cameron300ZXTT
Definitely the best video yet.

Also I agree, that "Vote Saxon" shirt is wicked awesome man.
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 20:50
topgeargorilla
that was great. Watch Kotaku take it and post it on their site and steal hits! So sad! I think your sister is adorable, and her stare is lovely.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 21:43
pendelton21
I cried during that episode, too. That shit was so beautiful...

Oh, and I still want to marry Ash.
Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 22:27
Jetsetlemming
*insert snarky comment about game reviews to set rev ant off*

Hey, we have to do something since you stopped responding to comments on your sister and wanting to do her.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 22:52
king3vbo
Awesome, but I got the awful arrow

Firefox 3, XP SP2, totally updated
M3RCUR1's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 23:01
M3RCUR1
Gah my sister and my brother do that to me, but they usually join in at the end, which would be ok if they didn't just try and hit me all the time. Damn siblings.
Dudemullet's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 00:56
Dudemullet
that WAS a sad pokemon episode.


Funniest part was dede getting closer, and then just not do anything again, roflcopter.
xe-cute's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 01:04
xe-cute
Can we get some HDTV loving and a choice of better quality streaming (lo-fi & hi-fi option?).

I pay good money for my connection and HDTV and want some more pixels... you bad poor people hold my quality back.....hsssssss.
Church Of Hot Addiction's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 03:14
Church Of Hot Addiction
god i love these videos! moar! lol
Rifter01's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 03:32
Rifter01
These are awesome, keep em coming :)

Maybe she liked that dude, and her stare was meant to be a way of conveying something like..


Detry is right.. Lounging FTW so maybe my avatar should change to..

:p
Rifter01's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 04:31
Rifter01
Oh, I FAIL!! U.U;; I think I mistook the cast in the video.. If I made inappropriate innuendo, well, I'm very truly sorry..

It's just par for the course for me sometimes :( It's 4:30 in the morning here and I think I confused some Ashly and "some dude" for something that might, in truth, actually resemble Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia action, (YOUR SISSSTA!). If so

I'M SORRYYYY!! 4:30 am is never a good time for my eyes. I'm going to just go hide in the nearest go-go-dancer cage while I'm being whipped and teased with feathers by fugly midgets in tight speedos and full kinky gear. Rev: I FAIL! And I also don't think your avatar pic does justice to your shagg-a-delic beard in any way. I fail. Whenever you may see me, just ask for your complimentary free stripper coupon from me, the inappropriate bear guy, KTHXBAI.
RAPEGAME's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 04:37
RAPEGAME
Doesn't work for me

OSX
Opera 9.27
Can't find out what version of flash... I'm guessing the latest
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 04:55
Justice
That episode rocked, especially the ending.
szhlibrary's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 04:58
szhlibrary
Windows XP Professional
Opera 9.27
Adobe Flash Player 9,0,115,0
xBBx's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 06:01
xBBx
Another great episode of Hey Ash. Keep up the great work Ant. You guys have a really good chemistry together and no matter what you both do, you guys can't go wrong :)
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 09:23
Zombutler
Def. the best one so far. Keep making these incredible vids, please. Ash needs to be a guest columnist, she is hysterical.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 10:11
atheistium
Best one so bar! I love Ash!
Automation's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 14:28
Automation
It's called mind control.

Your sister may be a bitch, but she's also a Jedi.
ScreamingScarab's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 18:11
ScreamingScarab
@Rifter: Hawt anime girl there. Thanx.
welkstar's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2008 08:12
welkstar
Best. HAWP. Ever.
Idsanty's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2008 18:23
Idsanty
That stare was amazingly hilarious.
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2008 18:38
Wexx
Ok, I had the loading arrow playing through the entire clip. Using Firefox 3, Windows XP sp3, and flash version 9,0,124,0

Great episode btw :D
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2008 23:30
Teta
Late post is late to say this episode rocked.
Fleet3000's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2008 15:47
Fleet3000
rev: your sister scares the crap out of me.
protomark's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2008 20:46
protomark
these get better every time.
jackal27's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2008 13:57
jackal27
I fracking love these. Ashley is pretty too ^.^

(Don't hurt me Rev)

That was a sad episode of Pokemon...
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