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Hey Ash, Whatcha Playing: Episode Five
by Reverend Anthony on 07.01.2008 107 comments

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This episode of HAWP is based on true events, and therefore might not be as wackyfun-filled as previous installments. 

Still, if you enjoy it, feel free to Digg it using the button below.

My sister is a bitch when it comes to cooperative games.

ALSO: If you have problems with the movie autoplaying, or the little loading arrow staying throughout the entire short, it'd help us a lot if you posted what browser and OS you're using and what version of Flash Player you have. 

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Latest comment by Kapkomi |view all 107 comments
that's exactly how I play as King Dedede!...





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kaciesaurus at 07/01/2008 14:56

I used to do that crap to my little brother all the time.


And that episode of pokemon IS sad.
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PappaDukes at 07/01/2008 14:57

"this is the first 3 on 1 in 2 on 2 history" Fucking hilarious. I soiled myself
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Vigor at 07/01/2008 14:57

This to me was the best episode. Funny stuff.
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bluexy at 07/01/2008 14:58



Fuck you Dedede. Fuck you.

(PS: Well done.)
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Fana7ic at 07/01/2008 14:58

Crap, its not loading :(
Did someone already submit it to digg or what?
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Chicken008 at 07/01/2008 14:58

What, its usually the person that hangs out that gets all the beating..
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Fana7ic at 07/01/2008 15:00

Nevermind, No Script blocked it
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Zulu at 07/01/2008 15:04

I watched it twice so far. I love this series.
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Haxan at 07/01/2008 15:05

I disagree with the lack of wackyfun. I've loved all of the previous entries, but this is the first one to make me laugh out loud. This ep is win!
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JTHomeslice at 07/01/2008 15:08

You both fail for remote and nunchuck. GC controller 4 life!
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Gynecologist Cobra at 07/01/2008 15:08

"My sister is a bitch when it comes to cooperative games."

I agree. She's very, very aggressive when we play co-op together. Bow chicka- oh whatever.


I do this so no one else has to.
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Kryptinite at 07/01/2008 15:09

That is awesome.
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Scrixx at 07/01/2008 15:11

"This is the first 3 on 1 in 2 on 2 history."

OMG LMFAO. I almost pissed my pants.
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Passionate Styos at 07/01/2008 15:11

"I agree. She's very, very aggressive when we play co-op together. Bow chicka- oh whatever."

Ahahahaha, someday Anthony is going to hunt you down Lemon. Also great episode as always and I also remember that episode for some reason...it was indeed sad.
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BlackSheep at 07/01/2008 15:12

i was expecting her to just kick everyone's ass at the end and win the match.

disappointing.

still taboo to call her sexy?
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MechaMonkey at 07/01/2008 15:12

Your sister is exceptionally creepy at times.

Another superb installment.
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Hitogoroshi at 07/01/2008 15:13

Hilarious as always!

Creepy stare is oddly hot.
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unstoppablejuggernaut at 07/01/2008 15:14

pricless stuff kids, but i couldnt get that fucking rotating arrow to leave the screen the entire time so that took away from it a little bit but otherwise top notch!
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Niero at 07/01/2008 15:18

@scott - sorry about that, our video player is still a bit buggy. to prevent that from happening allow the page to load before hitting play. its a known bug we're working on
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kapshhh at 07/01/2008 15:18

Dedede is a pimp!
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PhazonYoshi at 07/01/2008 15:20

Would be the best yet, were it not for bioshock.

Oh Ashley, achieving internet fame for being mean to poor rev.
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razerangel at 07/01/2008 15:20

lol awesome!
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Conrad Zimmerman at 07/01/2008 15:25

Okay, where the hell did you get a "Vote Saxon" T-shirt? DO WANT!
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Gynecologist Cobra at 07/01/2008 15:25

It was a very sad episode of Pokemon.
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PsychoSoldier at 07/01/2008 15:33

Creepy stare is creepy.
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Sylvan Knoll at 07/01/2008 15:34

Hey Ashley,

My girlfriend hates videogames....

could you talk to her?

.....please?
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Dead Movie Star at 07/01/2008 15:34

That was amazing, once again.
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Usedtabe at 07/01/2008 15:36

The only way this could be better is if in the vid, Ashley printed out your Condemned 2 review and used it to wipe her ass. Awesome vid as usual.
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Sharpless at 07/01/2008 15:37

There is so much evil contained within the dark recesses of your sister's eyes.

And I was going to post some Dedede Rule 34, but I couldn't find anything that wouldn't get me banned, or at least touched by Hamsa.
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Reverend Anthony at 07/01/2008 15:38

Usedtabe:
Get the fuck over it.
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Batthink at 07/01/2008 15:39

"This is the first 3 on 1 in 2 on 2 history."

That is an excellent line. ^_^

I have to admit, your sister has the 100 yard stare all worked-out.
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Usedtabe at 07/01/2008 15:40

Jeez, no need to get bitchy Rev. It's called a joke, so how bout you get the fuck over my joke?
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Reverend Anthony at 07/01/2008 15:42

You've been making variations of that "joke" in almost literally every article I've written since that review, you whiny cunt. I get the point. You didn't like the review. grow the fuck up.
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Usedtabe at 07/01/2008 15:43

Well, sorry I've only got the one joke on you. Still love your vids though, but whatever.
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NotGeoff at 07/01/2008 15:45

I lol'd
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KMCC at 07/01/2008 15:47

Anthony, do you usually play smash with the wiimote and nunchuck?

Also, King DeDeDe is the GhostFace Killah of SSB, with that luxurious robe of his.
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Gun Gr4ve at 07/01/2008 15:49

Most hilarious episode yet!
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zomginterweb at 07/01/2008 15:51

King Dedede's special power is being luxurious. That's why he's my new favorite.
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Sharpless at 07/01/2008 15:55

@Usedtabe
That was a douchy thing to say.
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Mustin at 07/01/2008 15:57

I laughed forever.

That stare! It could beat mine. Ash and I must fight IRL stare off.
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ikoul at 07/01/2008 15:57

Aw, Ashly is adorable. Heh. The Pokemon bit was funny, too.
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Demtor at 07/01/2008 16:02

Haha, Rev's whining made this video for me.

"Why? WHY?!"
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RAB at 07/01/2008 16:03

"whiney cunt"
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Reverend Anthony at 07/01/2008 16:04

KMCC:
I only play with the Wiimote when I can't get my hands on one of the two Gamecube controllers I own. If I were at all good at Smash, I guess I'd enjoy the placement of the jump buttons, but I tend to just spam the C-stick.
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KMCC at 07/01/2008 16:30

I was wondering if the Wiimote control scheme actually worked.I just use the classic controller, but the analog control with that is kinda loose.

zomginterweb:
Yeah, lounging in his powder blue, fur lined robe is super effective.
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loki d20 at 07/01/2008 16:43

First, this was painfully hilarious because that's how my wife plays with me... The only difference is that she will laugh whenever I get hurt (she says not at me, but says she saw something else funny, but we know what she's laughing at).

Second, the video autoplays using Firefox 2 and 3 for me, at work I'm on XP SP2 and at home I'm on Vista SP1. Never got the start arrow issue.
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Jaren Face at 07/01/2008 16:48

Even though I've grown to severely dislike Brawl, when I do play I somewhat prefer the Wiimote/Nunchuck combination over the standard GC pad (though, I do love my C-stick spams).

Anyway, another enjoyable episode Mr. Anthony. Though, I admit I was a bit underwhelmed through out it all. I guess since the last few have been a bit over-the-top... or because I really don't like Brawl <_<;;

Quality stuff though.
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Timmeh at 07/01/2008 17:02

When the video started, an ad for 'singlesnet' or something popped up. Coincidence or strategic placement in response to all the "HAWP, more like HAWT" comments? I lol'ed anyway.
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Samit Sarkar at 07/01/2008 17:04

I couldn't stop laughing once Ashly moved Dedede to the edge of the action and still had him sit there. Brilliant.
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d0nfil0fi0 at 07/01/2008 17:06

WHAT? FINAL DESTINATION-NO ITEMS?

That was the only let down in the movie. I mean, she could have grabbed a pokeball and throw it away or I don't know.

But Smash bros. without items makes me sick. Go and play better simple, plain 2D fighters instead.
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ThisYearsPink at 07/01/2008 17:09

Two thumbs up.
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ace of knaves at 07/01/2008 17:13

Both my sister and I have actually done this with Dedede; it's just so adorable.

And yes, I remember that episode of Pokémon.
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ShinSennju at 07/01/2008 17:15

Poor bulbasaur, so sad =(
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NobodysDream at 07/01/2008 17:18

It seems everyone I know has two GC controllers and two wiimotes. The way me and mah posse play is winner gets the coveted GCs, and the losers make do with the wii. I tend to maintain a hegemony on those gamecube controllers.

Liked this episode more for its lack of WACKY-BRAND HIJINKS than the others. Creepy stare is creepy. Rev and his sis have a really good straight-man funny-man relationship, which I can't help but feel stems from real life. Kind of an Abbot and Costello interpreted through viral videos thing going on, and I dig it.

And in a tragically related note, can we stop giving Rev shit for giving low review scores? If he just said, "shit sux gay", I can see a point, but he tends to make apt and well reasoned observations. Is he a pretentious hipster douchebag? Fuck yes he is. More likely than not, Rev eats Harold Bloom's nuts for breakfast. But his opinions are honest and thought out, even if he does call your favorite game a piece of shit. But lets be honest, it is. A lot of games suck a lot more than we pretend they do. Reviews do not exist to reflect your opinion, they are there to give you the opinion of others. I don't see why the number 4 makes people shit their intestines in disbelief. Christ.

tl;dr

Rev's sister is a cunt. And they are both of dubious ethnic origin.
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The Bez at 07/01/2008 17:18

I remember I cried at the episode of Pokemon when Pikachu almost left ash and then he ended up coming back
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Drksan at 07/01/2008 17:21

Oh good. Took me a while to recover after your sister stared me into insanity.
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DaedHead8 at 07/01/2008 17:35

If I were at all good at Smash, I guess I'd enjoy the placement of the jump buttons, but I tend to just spam the C-stick.

I'm the same way, now I just spam the waggle, lol.

Awesome video, as usual.
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InfraredChimera at 07/01/2008 17:36

Holy crap! How can anyone (besides not being human) stare at someone and not crack a smile?!?!?
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Detry at 07/01/2008 17:37

Lounging ftw
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GohanGVO at 07/01/2008 17:39

Hilarious video. :)

Also, I used to play exclusively with the Wiimote. Unfortunately, the lack of buttons and the uncomfortable B button forced me to add the nunchuck to it.
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VampireChrist at 07/01/2008 17:41

she can stare at me anytime
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Dexter345 at 07/01/2008 17:48

I love it.
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Mxyzptlk at 07/01/2008 17:49

That stare could burn a hole through a brick wall. I felt like I was being silently judged through my computer monitor.
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Kia at 07/01/2008 17:55

Fantastic. Just awesome. I almost pissed myself laughing. xD

"Stop -lounging-!" Classic. AND THOSE EYES. THOSE SOULLESS EYES.
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matt777 at 07/01/2008 18:20

is ashley a tranny or a man?
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coffeesash at 07/01/2008 18:31

Could have done with being shorter with only one idea.

Phoenix Wright parody should be next! Ashly should be Franziska Von Karma
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braulio09 at 07/01/2008 18:39

I remember that episode of Pokémon. It is sad that he was forced to evolve for Brawl.

I feel your pain, man.

Also, your sister is a bitch. A soulless bitch.
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Sharpless at 07/01/2008 18:51

@matt777
She's a transformer.

Also, fuck off.
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JDUB X at 07/01/2008 19:05

Best Episode Ever!
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007 at 07/01/2008 19:19

Awesome episode. That was just awesomely funny. AWESOMELY FUNNY!!!2
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ScreamingScarab at 07/01/2008 19:24

Holy fucking shit that was the first episode I saw of the Hey Ash thing. Jesus freaking fried chicken that was awesome! Is that your real sis, Rev? Do you just make this shit up as you go or do you have it scripted out?
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eternalplayer2345 at 07/01/2008 20:07