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This episode of HAWP is based on true events, and therefore might not be as wackyfun-filled as previous installments. 

Still, if you enjoy it, feel free to Digg it using the button below.

My sister is a bitch when it comes to cooperative games.

ALSO: If you have problems with the movie autoplaying, or the little loading arrow staying throughout the entire short, it'd help us a lot if you posted what browser and OS you're using and what version of Flash Player you have. 


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kaciesaurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 14:56
kaciesaurus
I used to do that crap to my little brother all the time.


And that episode of pokemon IS sad.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 14:57
PappaDukes
"this is the first 3 on 1 in 2 on 2 history" Fucking hilarious. I soiled myself
Vigor's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 14:57
Vigor
This to me was the best episode. Funny stuff.
bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 14:58
bluexy


Fuck you Dedede. Fuck you.

(PS: Well done.)
Fana7ic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 14:58
Fana7ic
Crap, its not loading :(
Did someone already submit it to digg or what?
Chicken008's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 14:58
Chicken008
What, its usually the person that hangs out that gets all the beating..
Fana7ic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 15:00
Fana7ic
Nevermind, No Script blocked it
Zulu's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 15:04
Zulu
I watched it twice so far. I love this series.
Haxan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 15:05
Haxan
I disagree with the lack of wackyfun. I've loved all of the previous entries, but this is the first one to make me laugh out loud. This ep is win!
JTHomeslice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 15:08
JTHomeslice
You both fail for remote and nunchuck. GC controller 4 life!
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 15:08
Electro Lemon
"My sister is a bitch when it comes to cooperative games."

I agree. She's very, very aggressive when we play co-op together. Bow chicka- oh whatever.


I do this so no one else has to.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 15:09
Kryptinite
That is awesome.
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 15:11
Scrixx
"This is the first 3 on 1 in 2 on 2 history."

OMG LMFAO. I almost pissed my pants.
Passionate Styos's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 15:11
Passionate Styos
"I agree. She's very, very aggressive when we play co-op together. Bow chicka- oh whatever."

Ahahahaha, someday Anthony is going to hunt you down Lemon. Also great episode as always and I also remember that episode for some reason...it was indeed sad.
BlackSheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 15:12
BlackSheep
i was expecting her to just kick everyone's ass at the end and win the match.

disappointing.

still taboo to call her sexy?
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 15:12
MechaMonkey
Your sister is exceptionally creepy at times.

Another superb installment.
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 15:13
Hitogoroshi
Hilarious as always!

Creepy stare is oddly hot.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 15:18
Niero
@scott - sorry about that, our video player is still a bit buggy. to prevent that from happening allow the page to load before hitting play. its a known bug we're working on
kapshhh's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 15:18
kapshhh
Dedede is a pimp!
PhazonYoshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 15:20
PhazonYoshi
Would be the best yet, were it not for bioshock.

Oh Ashley, achieving internet fame for being mean to poor rev.
razerangel's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 15:20
razerangel
lol awesome!
Conrad Zimmerman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 15:25
Conrad Zimmerman
Okay, where the hell did you get a "Vote Saxon" T-shirt? DO WANT!
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 15:25
Electro Lemon
It was a very sad episode of Pokemon.
PsychoSoldier's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 15:33
PsychoSoldier
Creepy stare is creepy.
Sylvan Knoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 15:34
Sylvan Knoll
Hey Ashley,

My girlfriend hates videogames....

could you talk to her?

.....please?
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 15:34
Dead Movie Star
That was amazing, once again.
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 15:36
Usedtabe
The only way this could be better is if in the vid, Ashley printed out your Condemned 2 review and used it to wipe her ass. Awesome vid as usual.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 15:37
Sharpless
There is so much evil contained within the dark recesses of your sister's eyes.

And I was going to post some Dedede Rule 34, but I couldn't find anything that wouldn't get me banned, or at least touched by Hamsa.
Anthony Burch's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 15:38
Anthony Burch
Usedtabe:
Get the fuck over it.
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 15:39
Batthink
"This is the first 3 on 1 in 2 on 2 history."

That is an excellent line. ^_^

I have to admit, your sister has the 100 yard stare all worked-out.
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 15:40
Usedtabe
Jeez, no need to get bitchy Rev. It's called a joke, so how bout you get the fuck over my joke?
MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 15:41
MATTFOO
lol..that was creepy.
Anthony Burch's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 15:42
Anthony Burch
You've been making variations of that "joke" in almost literally every article I've written since that review, you whiny cunt. I get the point. You didn't like the review. grow the fuck up.
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 15:43
Usedtabe
Well, sorry I've only got the one joke on you. Still love your vids though, but whatever.
NotGeoff's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 15:45
NotGeoff
I lol'd
KMCC's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 15:47
KMCC
Anthony, do you usually play smash with the wiimote and nunchuck?

Also, King DeDeDe is the GhostFace Killah of SSB, with that luxurious robe of his.
Gun Gr4ve's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 15:49
Gun Gr4ve
Most hilarious episode yet!
zomginterweb's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 15:51
zomginterweb
King Dedede's special power is being luxurious. That's why he's my new favorite.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 15:55
Sharpless
@Usedtabe
That was a douchy thing to say.
Mustin's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 15:57
Mustin
I laughed forever.

That stare! It could beat mine. Ash and I must fight IRL stare off.
ikoul's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 15:57
ikoul
Aw, Ashly is adorable. Heh. The Pokemon bit was funny, too.
Demtor's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 16:02
Demtor
Haha, Rev's whining made this video for me.

"Why? WHY?!"
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 16:03
RAB
"whiney cunt"
Anthony Burch's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 16:04
Anthony Burch
KMCC:
I only play with the Wiimote when I can't get my hands on one of the two Gamecube controllers I own. If I were at all good at Smash, I guess I'd enjoy the placement of the jump buttons, but I tend to just spam the C-stick.
KMCC's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 16:30
KMCC
I was wondering if the Wiimote control scheme actually worked.I just use the classic controller, but the analog control with that is kinda loose.

zomginterweb:
Yeah, lounging in his powder blue, fur lined robe is super effective.
loki d20's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 16:43
loki d20
First, this was painfully hilarious because that's how my wife plays with me... The only difference is that she will laugh whenever I get hurt (she says not at me, but says she saw something else funny, but we know what she's laughing at).

Second, the video autoplays using Firefox 2 and 3 for me, at work I'm on XP SP2 and at home I'm on Vista SP1. Never got the start arrow issue.
Jaren Face's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 16:48
Jaren Face
Even though I've grown to severely dislike Brawl, when I do play I somewhat prefer the Wiimote/Nunchuck combination over the standard GC pad (though, I do love my C-stick spams).

Anyway, another enjoyable episode Mr. Anthony. Though, I admit I was a bit underwhelmed through out it all. I guess since the last few have been a bit over-the-top... or because I really don't like Brawl <_<;;

Quality stuff though.
Timmeh's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 17:02
Timmeh
When the video started, an ad for 'singlesnet' or something popped up. Coincidence or strategic placement in response to all the "HAWP, more like HAWT" comments? I lol'ed anyway.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 17:04
Samit Sarkar
I couldn't stop laughing once Ashly moved Dedede to the edge of the action and still had him sit there. Brilliant.
d0nfil0fi0's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 17:06
d0nfil0fi0
WHAT? FINAL DESTINATION-NO ITEMS?

That was the only let down in the movie. I mean, she could have grabbed a pokeball and throw it away or I don't know.

But Smash bros. without items makes me sick. Go and play better simple, plain 2D fighters instead.
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