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This episode of HAWP is based on true events, and therefore might not be as wackyfun-filled as previous installments. 

Still, if you enjoy it, feel free to Digg it using the button below.

My sister is a bitch when it comes to cooperative games.

ALSO: If you have problems with the movie autoplaying, or the little loading arrow staying throughout the entire short, it'd help us a lot if you posted what browser and OS you're using and what version of Flash Player you have. 


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kaciesaurus's Avatar
kaciesaurus at 07/01/2008 14:56
I used to do that crap to my little brother all the time.


And that episode of pokemon IS sad.
PappaDukes's Avatar
PappaDukes at 07/01/2008 14:57
"this is the first 3 on 1 in 2 on 2 history" Fucking hilarious. I soiled myself
Vigor's Avatar
Vigor at 07/01/2008 14:57
This to me was the best episode. Funny stuff.
bluexy's Avatar
bluexy at 07/01/2008 14:58


Fuck you Dedede. Fuck you.

(PS: Well done.)
Fana7ic's Avatar
Fana7ic at 07/01/2008 14:58
Crap, its not loading :(
Did someone already submit it to digg or what?
Chicken008's Avatar
Chicken008 at 07/01/2008 14:58
What, its usually the person that hangs out that gets all the beating..
Fana7ic's Avatar
Fana7ic at 07/01/2008 15:00
Nevermind, No Script blocked it
Zulu's Avatar
Zulu at 07/01/2008 15:04
I watched it twice so far. I love this series.
Haxan's Avatar
Haxan at 07/01/2008 15:05
I disagree with the lack of wackyfun. I've loved all of the previous entries, but this is the first one to make me laugh out loud. This ep is win!
JTHomeslice's Avatar
JTHomeslice at 07/01/2008 15:08
You both fail for remote and nunchuck. GC controller 4 life!
Electro Lemon's Avatar
Electro Lemon at 07/01/2008 15:08
"My sister is a bitch when it comes to cooperative games."

I agree. She's very, very aggressive when we play co-op together. Bow chicka- oh whatever.


I do this so no one else has to.
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Kryptinite at 07/01/2008 15:09
That is awesome.
Scrixx's Avatar
Scrixx at 07/01/2008 15:11
"This is the first 3 on 1 in 2 on 2 history."

OMG LMFAO. I almost pissed my pants.
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Passionate Styos at 07/01/2008 15:11
"I agree. She's very, very aggressive when we play co-op together. Bow chicka- oh whatever."

Ahahahaha, someday Anthony is going to hunt you down Lemon. Also great episode as always and I also remember that episode for some reason...it was indeed sad.
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BlackSheep at 07/01/2008 15:12
i was expecting her to just kick everyone's ass at the end and win the match.

disappointing.

still taboo to call her sexy?
MechaMonkey's Avatar
MechaMonkey at 07/01/2008 15:12
Your sister is exceptionally creepy at times.

Another superb installment.
Hitogoroshi's Avatar
Hitogoroshi at 07/01/2008 15:13
Hilarious as always!

Creepy stare is oddly hot.
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 07/01/2008 15:18
@scott - sorry about that, our video player is still a bit buggy. to prevent that from happening allow the page to load before hitting play. its a known bug we're working on
kapshhh's Avatar
kapshhh at 07/01/2008 15:18
Dedede is a pimp!
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PhazonYoshi at 07/01/2008 15:20
Would be the best yet, were it not for bioshock.

Oh Ashley, achieving internet fame for being mean to poor rev.
razerangel's Avatar
razerangel at 07/01/2008 15:20
lol awesome!
Conrad Zimmerman's Avatar
Conrad Zimmerman at 07/01/2008 15:25
Okay, where the hell did you get a "Vote Saxon" T-shirt? DO WANT!
Electro Lemon's Avatar
Electro Lemon at 07/01/2008 15:25
It was a very sad episode of Pokemon.
PsychoSoldier's Avatar
PsychoSoldier at 07/01/2008 15:33
Creepy stare is creepy.
Sylvan Knoll's Avatar
Sylvan Knoll at 07/01/2008 15:34
Hey Ashley,

My girlfriend hates videogames....

could you talk to her?

.....please?
Dead Movie Star's Avatar
Dead Movie Star at 07/01/2008 15:34
That was amazing, once again.
Usedtabe's Avatar
Usedtabe at 07/01/2008 15:36
The only way this could be better is if in the vid, Ashley printed out your Condemned 2 review and used it to wipe her ass. Awesome vid as usual.
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 07/01/2008 15:37
There is so much evil contained within the dark recesses of your sister's eyes.

And I was going to post some Dedede Rule 34, but I couldn't find anything that wouldn't get me banned, or at least touched by Hamsa.
Anthony Burch's Avatar
Anthony Burch at 07/01/2008 15:38
Usedtabe:
Get the fuck over it.
Batthink's Avatar
Batthink at 07/01/2008 15:39
"This is the first 3 on 1 in 2 on 2 history."

That is an excellent line. ^_^

I have to admit, your sister has the 100 yard stare all worked-out.
Usedtabe's Avatar
Usedtabe at 07/01/2008 15:40
Jeez, no need to get bitchy Rev. It's called a joke, so how bout you get the fuck over my joke?
MATTFOO's Avatar
MATTFOO at 07/01/2008 15:41
lol..that was creepy.
Anthony Burch's Avatar
Anthony Burch at 07/01/2008 15:42
You've been making variations of that "joke" in almost literally every article I've written since that review, you whiny cunt. I get the point. You didn't like the review. grow the fuck up.
Usedtabe's Avatar
Usedtabe at 07/01/2008 15:43
Well, sorry I've only got the one joke on you. Still love your vids though, but whatever.
NotGeoff's Avatar
NotGeoff at 07/01/2008 15:45
I lol'd
KMCC's Avatar
KMCC at 07/01/2008 15:47
Anthony, do you usually play smash with the wiimote and nunchuck?

Also, King DeDeDe is the GhostFace Killah of SSB, with that luxurious robe of his.
Gun Gr4ve's Avatar
Gun Gr4ve at 07/01/2008 15:49
Most hilarious episode yet!
zomginterweb's Avatar
zomginterweb at 07/01/2008 15:51
King Dedede's special power is being luxurious. That's why he's my new favorite.
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 07/01/2008 15:55
@Usedtabe
That was a douchy thing to say.
Mustin's Avatar
Mustin at 07/01/2008 15:57
I laughed forever.

That stare! It could beat mine. Ash and I must fight IRL stare off.
ikoul's Avatar
ikoul at 07/01/2008 15:57
Aw, Ashly is adorable. Heh. The Pokemon bit was funny, too.
Demtor's Avatar
Demtor at 07/01/2008 16:02
Haha, Rev's whining made this video for me.

"Why? WHY?!"
RAB's Avatar
RAB at 07/01/2008 16:03
"whiney cunt"
Anthony Burch's Avatar
Anthony Burch at 07/01/2008 16:04
KMCC:
I only play with the Wiimote when I can't get my hands on one of the two Gamecube controllers I own. If I were at all good at Smash, I guess I'd enjoy the placement of the jump buttons, but I tend to just spam the C-stick.
KMCC's Avatar
KMCC at 07/01/2008 16:30
I was wondering if the Wiimote control scheme actually worked.I just use the classic controller, but the analog control with that is kinda loose.

zomginterweb:
Yeah, lounging in his powder blue, fur lined robe is super effective.
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loki d20 at 07/01/2008 16:43
First, this was painfully hilarious because that's how my wife plays with me... The only difference is that she will laugh whenever I get hurt (she says not at me, but says she saw something else funny, but we know what she's laughing at).

Second, the video autoplays using Firefox 2 and 3 for me, at work I'm on XP SP2 and at home I'm on Vista SP1. Never got the start arrow issue.
Jaren Face's Avatar
Jaren Face at 07/01/2008 16:48
Even though I've grown to severely dislike Brawl, when I do play I somewhat prefer the Wiimote/Nunchuck combination over the standard GC pad (though, I do love my C-stick spams).

Anyway, another enjoyable episode Mr. Anthony. Though, I admit I was a bit underwhelmed through out it all. I guess since the last few have been a bit over-the-top... or because I really don't like Brawl <_<;;

Quality stuff though.
Timmeh's Avatar
Timmeh at 07/01/2008 17:02
When the video started, an ad for 'singlesnet' or something popped up. Coincidence or strategic placement in response to all the "HAWP, more like HAWT" comments? I lol'ed anyway.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar
Samit Sarkar at 07/01/2008 17:04
I couldn't stop laughing once Ashly moved Dedede to the edge of the action and still had him sit there. Brilliant.
d0nfil0fi0's Avatar
d0nfil0fi0 at 07/01/2008 17:06
WHAT? FINAL DESTINATION-NO ITEMS?

That was the only let down in the movie. I mean, she could have grabbed a pokeball and throw it away or I don't know.

But Smash bros. without items makes me sick. Go and play better simple, plain 2D fighters instead.
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