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And Papa Burch with a tear is the manliest thing ever. My manometer hit the fucking roof.
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Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin: Viva Pinata
Behold, 'tis the "exclusive, between-seasons" episode of HAWP that was shown at today's PAX panel. Not so exclusive NOW, is it? Ha. Hahaha. Muahahah-alright, that's enough. This paragraph is usually the part that would be full of stuff about Anthony filming the episode and how Ashley Davis is sitting next to him, because that's a thing that he says a lot for some reason. But I'm not Anthony and I don't know anything about filming this episode, and no one is sitting next to me except the Chinese lady who followed me home from the massage parlor, and she's more kind of flopped over with her head almost touching the floor and ... oh my, that ... wow, that can't be good. Anyway, here is a new episode of Hey Ash Whatcha Playin, which will distract you while I clean this up. Oh god. Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)I cannot express the happiness that I felt when I saw that Anthony is wearing a flipping SCUD T-shirt. I must get me one of these. Your panels at pax were AWESOME. I hope you guys come back next year! You BETTER post a video of Chad's performance. Man, i wonder about Ash, she goes into character as a crazy insane illogical person doing all manner of strange things for all the internet to see, but what happens after all this when she is with friends who dont understand the videogame thing. I hope she isn't alienated, because i would feel bad for her. Tears rolled down my face upon the literal smashing of Papa Burch's dreams. That single tear is the most emotional moment in cinema this decade.
BRAVO Crying Papa Burch deserves the fucking Oscar. I'd gladly give him one or two of my horstachios.
Wait. what? I'm so putting a piņata head on my wall.
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6:00 PM on 09.29.2012 HAWP: Anthony Burch's Diablo III interventionGod, friggin'... AAAAARGH! Another late HAWP post! Christ, why can't I ever catch these on time!? If they were on YouTube, I'd get direct email notifications of new uploads, but noooooooOOO!!! The Burch's are doing this to m...
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7:00 PM on 08.04.2012 HAWP: It's not always about the violenceThere's more to A Game of Thrones than violence and rampant sex, just like there's more to Hey Ash, Whatcha' Playin? than violence and ... rampant sex! In this case, the Burches have a debate on whether the Game of Thrones videogame is any fun. You'll be better served by having some sort of familiarity with The Game of Thrones universe to appreciate this latest episode.
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Anthony tried to be a big boy -- get married, get a job, move to a new house. But the real world was just too tough for him. With a little prodding from Ash, he realizes that he misses his mommy. But does his mommy miss him ...more
This is... well... umm... you know what? I'm not even going to explain it. The latest Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? is brilliance, plain and simple. Go watch it and have a good laugh or two. Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? - Civilization V [GameTrailers]more
Continuing the tradition of only being tangentially related to the videogame an episode is named after, the latest Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? uses the new Tomb Raider as a springboard into a discussion about women in games an...more View all Hey Ash Whatcha Playin |


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