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Behold, 'tis the "exclusive, between-seasons" episode of HAWP that was shown at today's PAX panel. Not so exclusive NOW, is it? Ha. Hahaha. Muahahah-alright, that's enough.

This paragraph is usually the part that would be full of stuff about Anthony filming the episode and how Ashley Davis is sitting next to him, because that's a thing that he says a lot for some reason. But I'm not Anthony and I don't know anything about filming this episode, and no one is sitting next to me except the Chinese lady who followed me home from the massage parlor, and she's more kind of flopped over with her head almost touching the floor and ... oh my, that ... wow, that can't be good.

Anyway, here is a new episode of Hey Ash Whatcha Playin, which will distract you while I clean this up.

Oh god.


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Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2009 23:12
Topher Cantler
I actually think this is one of the best ones they've ever done.
Sonic9jct's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2009 23:14
Sonic9jct
I know what I'm gonna out up on my wall now.

Also, crying Papa Burch deserves the fucking Oscar.
Gelatin Abomination's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2009 23:14
Gelatin Abomination
I cannot express the happiness that I felt when I saw that Anthony is wearing a flipping SCUD T-shirt. I must get me one of these.
Sonic9jct's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2009 23:14
Sonic9jct
I know what I'm gonna put up on my wall now.

Also, crying Papa Burch deserves the fucking Oscar.
gatorsax2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2009 23:15
gatorsax2010
Aww, poor Papa Burch.
Spexor's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2009 23:26
Spexor
it makes me cry....
Nic128's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2009 23:29
Nic128
HAHA!
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2009 23:31
Xhumation
Haha. Only the people at Dtoid could beat a dead horse until it became funny.

Great episode.
Mecha Six VII's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2009 23:45
Mecha Six VII
God, I love this.

This is ridiculously amazingly awesome.
joeker lives's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2009 23:46
joeker lives
I was at there fantastic PAX panel and it was just as funny there as it is now.
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2009 23:51
Jesus H Christ
skeet
LongArmBleam's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2009 23:51
LongArmBleam
+5 for Ash being a Harry Potter fan.
Banana Kid's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2009 23:56
Banana Kid
HORSTACHIO NOOOOOO
Gyrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2009 00:12
Gyrael
Yeah, this is definately one of my favorites.
Yukai's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2009 00:13
Yukai
Poor horstachio, Ashley is a monster D:
Eradicopter's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2009 00:46
Eradicopter
Your panels at pax were AWESOME. I hope you guys come back next year! You BETTER post a video of Chad's performance.
Frohike's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2009 01:34
Frohike
Lip my stocking!1!1!!
---AMARU---'s Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2009 01:37
---AMARU---
What tune is Ashley whistling?
Magnalon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2009 02:13
Magnalon
Is this akin to UK series' "holiday specials"?
Kasreyn's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2009 02:29
Kasreyn
Hahaha i love the ending :D
Abusement's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2009 03:04
Abusement
Oh lord, Papa Burch is so expressive, unlike that monsterous Ashly Burch.

Damn her obese hide!
grasslunatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2009 03:18
grasslunatic
That was awesome.
Havoc Fang's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2009 03:22
Havoc Fang
"Por QUE?!"
super2j's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2009 04:08
super2j
Man, i wonder about Ash, she goes into character as a crazy insane illogical person doing all manner of strange things for all the internet to see, but what happens after all this when she is with friends who dont understand the videogame thing. I hope she isn't alienated, because i would feel bad for her.
Stevil's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2009 04:43
Stevil
This should have been the season finale!

*salutes Papa Burch*
Fusiontr's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2009 04:47
Fusiontr
Tears rolled down my face upon the literal smashing of Papa Burch's dreams. That single tear is the most emotional moment in cinema this decade.

BRAVO
Rigostrack's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2009 04:56
Rigostrack
this is just epic... PAPA BURCH IS AWESOME!!!!!
eskimo bob's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2009 05:23
eskimo bob
new favourite ep for sure. I lasughed so goddamn hard when Papa Burch shed that tear...

also, ~
guillermo316's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2009 06:44
guillermo316
i love mexicanz, viva pinata. and the DoZG Whizperer!
bigRed's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2009 08:17
bigRed
As a man living with someone who suffers from "Viva Pinata" this made me laugh my guts out.
Marioland's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2009 08:32
Marioland
Crying Papa Burch deserves the fucking Oscar. I'd gladly give him one or two of my horstachios.

Wait. what?
PhazonYoshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2009 09:51
PhazonYoshi
:'(
wrecker77's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2009 10:20
wrecker77
Oh my god that is so great! I rofled when Dad makes that "yay" sound when he see's the horse!
Phallus Knife Fight's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2009 10:28
Phallus Knife Fight
Happy Birthday, Ash?
dwolfwood's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2009 10:57
dwolfwood
lol I love this
welkstar's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2009 11:17
welkstar
BWAHAHAHAHA! That was fucking great!
Luke120's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2009 12:36
Luke120
That was fucking great! [2]
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2009 13:07
Cataract
I'm so putting a piñata head on my wall.

And Papa Burch with a tear is the manliest thing ever. My manometer hit the fucking roof.
kalidanthepalidan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2009 16:46
kalidanthepalidan
Murderer!!!
Mr Kite's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2009 18:18
Mr Kite
Fucking win, Papa burch for the oscar.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2009 23:55
Electro Lemon
Alt+N, then N.

Ashley's humming Hall & Oates! "You Make My Dreams." Yes, that's what I focus on.

midgetman74's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2009 00:00
midgetman74
Simply amazing. You guys better be at PAX next year as well!
The Amazing Shenazin's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2009 05:03
The Amazing Shenazin
kinda sounded like Ash was fapping at first there
CrocBox's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 23:10
CrocBox
hahaha incredible! Poor pinata...
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 02:06
Dexter345
OLD! I totally saw this at PAX.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 10:14
PappaDukes
That was fucking hilarious!
Grasshopper7's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 00:33
Grasshopper7
Papa Burch shedding a single tear needs to be the next HAWP t-shirt.
Akitoscorpio's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 10:42
Akitoscorpio
Am I the only one who thinks that pre-click picture looks like Ash just sucked off Slimer?
Yondaime's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2009 19:24
Yondaime
Papa Burch is too good
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