Bullet Bill is one of gaming's most tragic characters. That may sound silly, but it's totally true! His only purpose is to kill Mario, but he's so easy to avoid. Poor guy.
The proof is in this week's episode of HAWP. Watch it and take an existential journey through the sad life of this minor Mario baddie. His story is told by Ash through the medium of poetry and many fantastic art contributions from HAWP fans.
Hope you enjoy it, and thanks to everyone who helped make this episode!
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