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Hey, look: it's a new episode of Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin. This one is less about a specific game as it is an entire genre, but you'll get the general idea.

Just to once again remind everybody about the new schedule, a new HAWP hits GameTrailers.com every other week from now on. If you're really hurting for your HAWP fix and can't wait, you can always join the Facebook group and tell Ash she looks like a boy. 

I don't like writing posts with only two paragraphs, so that's what this sentence is for. My sister is a bitch.








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Cartman's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 12:08
Cartman
HAHA " Why did you poop in my bed!?"
I love you guys.
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 12:09
galagabug
that was the first one that really made me laugh, hard. well done!
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 12:10
Chad Concelmo
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This might be my favorite one yet! :)
Brando's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 12:10
Brando
Makes me feel like bustin' out my old HHGTTG text game and pooping in my sisters bed at the same time...
tsbaron's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 12:11
tsbaron
This is awesome. A fitting sequel to the previous HAWP.

Also, I vote for ShalitPuns on podtoid from now on.
Budboy311's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 12:12
Budboy311
That was fantastic! "...filled with poop and regret." Classic.
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 12:14
falinter
Excellence.
Aex's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 12:15
Aex
> applaud
You applaud the wonderful HAWP episode you just watched.
> shake
You start shaking, jonesing for the next one.
garrfunkel's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 12:16
garrfunkel
I want to say its the best one ever but then I remember how awesome all of the other ones were. What I do know is this at least as awesome as all of the others which is very awesome indeed.
byrc's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 12:16
byrc
I don't need to go on facebook, I can say it right here:

Ash looks like a boy...

and

DEAD SPACE IS FUCKING AWESOME!
entrager's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 12:23
entrager
Why are you guys posting these on GameTrailers? Do you enjoy having the retarded masses make jokes about Ash looking like a boy and/or needing a good lay? (And they'd be happy to provide it.)

Keep these on Dtoid where they'll be appreciated.

Also, this was definitely one of the best ones yet. So great.
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 12:29
CelicaCrazed
Haha that was awesome. Great stuff.
Arttemis's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 12:36
Arttemis
God, I love Destructoid (and subsequently hate GameTrailers).

Seriously, I fucking love these episodies,
ParaParaKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 12:39
ParaParaKing
Score 1 out of 100: You made a great video
TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 12:44
TheDreadHawk
That was so awesome. The GameTrailers comments are as if YouTube and 4Chan had a baby, then that baby had a baby with its retarded cousin and then that retarded incest baby had a baby. Yeah, exactly.
moominsean's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 12:46
moominsean
gametrailers sucks... choppy connection, half the time shit doesn't load, and now i have to watch condom ads before trailers. and i think people just hang out there to write nasty stuff about every vid on the site...people that probably only play star wars games or something.

but the ash vids are funny...i just think you need to find a better site to expand your viewer base.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 12:56
MechaMonkey
Definitely ranks up there among the top episodes. Keep up the great work!
funran's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 13:01
funran
lol fucking awesome, zork ftw!
toastmatt's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 13:01
toastmatt
ahaha this one is good (as are all the other ones). the conundrum part made me lol

keep it up
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 13:05
Sam Spectre
Loved it as always.
The kids on GameTrailers are just idiots.
xe-cute's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 13:26
xe-cute
I enjoyed that one.


As a kid I used to sit and watch my dad play text advnture games and try to help him.


I remember 'the hulk' and v'alhalla' games on spectrum 48k specificaly.


> you are tied to a chair and can not escape
- Bite tounge!
> You change from Bruce Banner in to THE HULK and have escaped the ropes bounding you, but the lights go out.
- Pick up torch
>you find a torch, your exits are west and east.
-Go east
>you die in a booby trapped door
-Go West
>Do not understand, you have died, restart?
- Restart


lulz
vonneuton's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 13:40
vonneuton
Brilliant. You will likely be eaten by a grue.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 13:44
king3vbo
That was fucking hilarious
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 13:52
Brian Szabelski
This is the best one ever.
Evil Cheese's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 14:14
Evil Cheese
I lawl'd. I really liked this one. Reminds me of a simpler time.
crxs's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 14:21
crxs
"You cannot pick that up" Bwahahaha!
loopholezero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 14:21
loopholezero
good stuff. except for the poop part. that was uncalled for, ash. you should watch your bowel movements more carefully.

also why would anyone read the GT comments? just so you can bitch about how stupid they are?
you know they're stupid before reading them. why bother ?
Overcow's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 14:50
Overcow
Awesome, as usual.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 15:00
Maurice Tan
You try to find slowclap.gif
You do not have enough bother points.
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 15:03
eternalplayer2345
finally the magic is back
welkstar's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 15:12
welkstar
These continue to get better and better! :)
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 15:16
UglyDuck
Best yet. Please become deities and make GT full of funny, intelligent people who aren't skilfully avoiding all attempts at evolution nature is throwing their way.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 15:24
Corak
Good stuff, made me laugh, keep it up.
flaming burrito's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 15:29
flaming burrito
hahaha this one was probably the best one yet

so where did you get that vote for saxon shirt?
Aertyr's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 15:38
Aertyr
This one was fucking golden until the poop joke. Cmon. I thought we all learned last episode poop jokes aren't funny.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 16:09
Aaron Mxy Yost
Loved it, well done!
Dexterp37's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 16:36
Dexterp37
Great one ;)
Milkman519's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 16:46
Milkman519
Meh...It was alright. Definitely better than the shitty Guitar Hero one.
tsbaron's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 17:09
tsbaron
Aertyr: Poop jokes are fucking hilarious. Last episode only proved how funny they are.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 17:33
Puppy Licks
This was good but I wished it went for a bit longer, still great though.

Hey someone should make a text adventure game based on this :)

PUNCH HER IN THE BABYMAKER!!!
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 19:35
TrailerParkJesus
canundrum
Agent Orange's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 19:41
Agent Orange
Definitely one of my favorites.

I'm with RobotFart, I would play a HAWP text adventure game.
TheDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 21:29
TheDragon
This is actually the first HAWP that I've watched. I've seen when they've been posted and everything, just never did the click through.

Wow. I've been missing a lot. This is hilarious. On one hand, I'm glad I'm only starting to watch it now because now I have a bunch to watch at once. On the other hand, I've been completely HAWPless until now, and will eventually catch up and wait impatiently for the next.

Oh well.

Keep up the good work.
Blue Ryd3r's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2008 01:33
Blue Ryd3r
Why do you keep posting on GameTrailers. Their community does not appreciate your funny-ness.

I have never seen so many hate filled comments on one page sense the last time I looked in on the WoW Shammy forums.

Keep making this stuff..
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2008 01:47
Samit Sarkar
Oh man, this is one of the funniest ones you guys've done.
kittwalker's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2008 06:45
kittwalker
Comedy.

Fu*king.

Gold.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2008 18:21
Darren Nakamura
I want to play that text adventure.
The Grudge's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2008 18:29
The Grudge
Ash is one bad ass deuce laying mofo. I laughed.
Genki-JAM's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2008 16:00
Genki-JAM
I love these so much. One of the highlights of my week.
Axel the Nekko's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2008 22:15
Axel the Nekko
The video made me lol heartily....

But i want to know... .. what was the font Ashley used in her replies? my friend wont stop badgering me about it, because we know that font looked too kickass.

And im talking about her responses, not yours Anthony :P the responses looked pretty spot on to the same text they'd put in the games. :D
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