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Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin: Lips photo

Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin is in HD now. HAWP HD. HDAWP.

I like HD, because it makes it look like way more effort went into every shot than actually did. Before, a shot of me in a chair that was full of empty space looked amateur and stupid. Now, it looks intentional and artistic. This is good.

Anyway, the new one's here, and it's about Lips

 








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ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 12:23
ArrestedDeveloper
Oh Papa Burch, what hijinx will you get into next?
aninsomniac's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 12:29
aninsomniac
best hawp since professor layton.
Insd's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 12:31
Insd
Better than Pootie-Tang!
rpbowlinggod's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 12:31
rpbowlinggod
all poppa Burch would've had to do is put his hands in the air and yell "done!". that would be perfect. nice outtake!
CRAZYAPE69's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 12:32
CRAZYAPE69
I love these, they always brighten my day. Animal crossing is the best.
Havoc Fang's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 12:34
Havoc Fang
Papa Burch won so hard, he had to destroy every copy in the world as a victory dance. See, he WAS singing. Telepathically.
covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 12:34
covah
@crazyape

haha, yeah the animal crossing one is great

keep up the good work HAWP
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 12:35
falinter
I think this series should have a spin off.

Hey Papa Burch, Whacha Cursin' At?

Instant success!
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 12:39
Hitogoroshi
Poppa Burch is the funniest character on the internet.
Timtoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 12:39
Timtoid
HD HAWP? Methinks the number if creepers will increase...
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 12:42
Los255
Papa Burch for President!
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 12:46
GoldenGamerXero
The first one I've watched and I think I'm keep watching ^^ Nice way to kill time
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 12:48
PappaDukes
That was fucking hilarious! Please, more like this for the rest of ever!

Papa Burch + Lips + Simpson's shirt = INSTAWIN!
Danl Haas's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 12:50
Danl Haas
Great episode. Keep it up.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 12:54
Chris Carter
Haha so great. Will Papa Burch be at E3? All it would take is one article on Dtoid and he's in!
loki d20's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 12:58
loki d20
Only thing more hilarious would be Papa Burch actually singing the song (?) and scoring the same at the end.
The Hero with 1001 Faces's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 13:09
The Hero with 1001 Faces
Bitches don't know about my lips.
The Hero with 1001 Faces's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 13:09
The Hero with 1001 Faces
Bitches don't know about my lips.
Death by Yeti's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 13:16
Death by Yeti
did anyone play lips besides me?
bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 13:31
bluexy
hahahah, great fuckin' ep.
NostalGeek's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 13:39
NostalGeek
awesome!
The outtake is pure gold too.
JynxShot's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 13:46
JynxShot
Anthony, do you write these?
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 13:56
GohanGVO
Epic father is epic.

I think I shall start a fansite about him.
ghets's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 13:59
ghets
You people are genius.
Jamie McGinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 14:02
Jamie McGinn
That was amazing
akathatoneguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 14:29
akathatoneguy
Awesome, as usual.
Ravana's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 14:49
Ravana
I'm sorry, but I have to comment on Ash's cuteness. Better be careful with those pics of the sis, Rev ;)
Gavin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 15:14
Gavin
creepy-chan-esque

DNW
smerff's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 15:15
smerff
That was the funniest fucking thing I've seen in a long long time. Well done.
Kohlstream's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 15:47
Kohlstream
props to the guy who says "but that was my game.." at the end. That made me laugh loads. Papa Burch for prez and all that.
Jack Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 16:06
Jack Maverick
Greatest father ever.
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 16:19
UglyDuck
This was excellent. To surround that statement with any frivolous bullshit would be demeaning. Hawp is one of the funniest things on the Internet.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 16:37
Darren Nakamura
I can only imagine all of the comments about Ash's lips. Did you not foresee that?
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 16:40
Darren Nakamura
Also, this episode made me laugh out loud more than any others, but I think I had the same reaction when I played that song myself on Lips. It is quite possibly the worst thing to happen, ever.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 16:58
Naim Master
Is it just me or did this HAWP have a Napoleon Dynamite feel to it?
FIshhead's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 17:21
FIshhead
A new episode of HAWP comes out on the same day that my HAWP shirt gets delivered? Me things this is a good day.
edeo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 17:28
edeo
Good job. This is like the annoying hipsterishness of Juno distilled into five minutes.
SniperXan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 17:58
SniperXan
Best HAWP evr!!
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 18:37
Chronic Logic
Would you play Lips by yourself?
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 19:38
DaedHead8
Oh wow. If I didn't like Poppa Burch before this (I did) I would now.
The Amazing Shenazin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 20:52
The Amazing Shenazin
is it wrong that when I hear the title "Lips" I instantly think vagina?
Gyrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 21:13
Gyrael
That's a fucking masterpiece. Oh my god.
greks224's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 22:50
greks224
Hahahahaha that episode was awesome.
WHACHA KNOW 'BOUT ME?
whormongr's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 00:55
whormongr
was I the only one that felt bad for the dude who got his game busted....
Yondaime's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 01:27
Yondaime
lmao at the outtakes poor papa burch :(
Ravana's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 04:56
Ravana
More papa Burch! And wtf!? Look at that entertainment center! Man I wish I had money :(

Oh and where do we line up to battle over who gets to take Ash to prom? :))
flaming burrito's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 08:48
flaming burrito
Awesome. I love the outtake
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 12:08
Brian Szabelski
Whatchu know about Papa Burch?
peachboy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 14:45
peachboy
thumbs up, i patiently await the next one
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