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New HAWP is up on GameTrailers -- this one's about Guitar Hero. Nobody seems to like it that much, but them's the breaks.

Also, we've got a new schedule going: you get a new HAWP every other Thursday. The original plan was to do three HAWPs a month by posting one, every week, for three weeks in a row and then skipping a week, but that schedule is insane and makes no sense. 

I don't know why I felt the need to explain that, but there you go. One new HAWP every other week. And, as always, you can mess around on the HAWP Facebook page to pass the time in between episodes.








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Knigge's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 15:55
Knigge
I think you're asking for trouble when you post an image like that for this community.
TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 15:56
TheDreadHawk
Dude.

Poop humor?


DONE RIGHT?!

I fucking love you Rev Ant
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 15:56
nademagnet
Yay poop jokes!

Also... is that pic of Ash supposed to look like the asian girl that puts cats in her mouth?

That's the first thing that popped into my head when I saw it.
mr spooky's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 15:58
mr spooky
one girl and one (her) bedroom. :)

I love this video as well.
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/40076.html
SuitcoatAvenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 16:00
SuitcoatAvenger
I find the sometimes negative feedback on gametrailers sort of amusing, because it reminds me just how Destructoid HAWP really is. Don't let the comments deter you. Though I may not laugh aloud at every episode, I certainly appreciate them and think they reflect our little internet community fairly well.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 16:01
Darren Nakamura
It's like Ash wants to subject herself to lewd Photoshops.

This episode was okay. I liked the end, but there have been better episodes.
Aertyr's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 16:02
Aertyr
A poop joke? Really?

Can't we go back to the witty TF2 Humor?
CrocBox's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 16:02
CrocBox
ha nice one
Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 16:03
Half left
"[22:02] <@demiadejuyigbe> http://bulk.destructoid.com/ul/105837-/booo-noscale.jpg

[22:02] <@demiadejuyigbe> God damn it

[22:02] <@demiadejuyigbe> It's like anthony wants us to photoshop it."

It's going to happen sooner or later.
Mr Wilson's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 16:04
Mr Wilson
The first thing that popped into my head was.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Aww look at the doggy...
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 16:05
Dead Movie Star
I don't know what I like better, the video or the comments on the video.

Great job.
Knigge's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 16:07
Knigge
By the way. This one made me laugh almost as much as the Joker one. Almost.
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 16:10
eternalplayer2345
It's like watching two different videos, the being held up by guitar hero was funny, but the toilet humor made me ashamed to watch it.
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 16:15
Hitogoroshi
The ending was worth the wait
Trowble's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 16:15
Trowble
"You're too late, enjoy the poop!"

Hahahaha... fucking awesome
geekjutsu's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 16:17
geekjutsu
@ Mozgus
Agreed.
One part youtube comments + 2 parts Gamefaqs = Gametrailers.
It's really awful.

Good vid quality though.
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 16:23
UglyDuck
I thought this one was pretty good. I'd have made a few changes - clearly this is because and also indicative of the fact that I know better about making internet videos, what with the many hundreds that I have birthed - but overall I thought it was okay.

I worry that GT won't keep hosting your videos if you keep getting negative press. I still think the Ikaruga, TF2 and Professor Layton ones have been the best so far.
Squealing Mage's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 16:23
Squealing Mage
Not the funniest but I still, and will always, love your work.

Don't let the retards at Gametrailers bring you down!
tromboneshinobi's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 16:35
tromboneshinobi
Aquabats shirt ftw!
XanderSan's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 16:53
XanderSan
Oh my god!

Is that a West Highland Terrier puppy? They're the best dogs of all.

Fun video! I mean not the best of the bunch but then where the hell can you really -go- with guitar hero? Besides, I like the reversal of terrible stories of people being addicted to games so long they crap themselves into someone being addicted to games so long someone else craps in their bed.
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 17:10
VWGTI
Terrible. You all have done much better.
Jaren Face's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 17:39
Jaren Face
I love HAWP, and Guitar Hero is one of my favourite games ever. You'd think this episode would be nerdgasmic to me... but it was more so shits and giggles (...pun DEFINITELY intended).

I was more so hoping on a play on the game, rather than potty humor. Not that there's anything wrong, but I feel the direction is better when they're more game related than just vaguely. Then again, I'm not that one making these videos, so who am I to comment.

And for the Gametrailers commenter percentages, I just want to add at least 1% of them are Dtoiders defending the video, and they have every right to. These videos are mostly made for the Dtoid community. Everyone else doesn't get it I guess.
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 17:40
DJDuffy
Wow ya the dorks at Gametrailers are full of hate today :P oh well, keep it up u guys :)
bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 17:45
bottled dark
i didn't laugh until the facepalm at the end.
nosinging's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 17:55
nosinging
This has probably come up before, but why does Ashley's character have the speech impediment? Seems kinda weird (I mean, I totally accept that she'd confuse her own bedroom with her brother's, but still).
awkwardmongoose's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 17:55
awkwardmongoose
I don't know why the GT community is so full of douchbaggery. You guys are awesome and funny as hell.

HAWP rules and Ashly is adorable.
vrplumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 17:57
vrplumber
Eventually
X-rated
Copycats
Release
Emualtions
Making
Episodes
NSFW
Toodles:)
vrplumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 18:00
vrplumber
Seriously
HAWP
Is
Super

Ok im done
vrplumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 18:01
vrplumber
Edit Super=Terrific

Oops
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 18:05
Sam Spectre
Cute puppy! Hey even though this one wasn't as amazing I still laughed.

Ash eats cute puppies now?
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 18:23
Teta
You didn´t nail it this time.
I am still waiting for the next episode.
chairmundmao's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 19:15
chairmundmao
ASHLY uses HALITOSIS

DOG is weak against HALITOSIS

DOG is felled

Victory!
JTHomeslice's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 19:17
JTHomeslice
AQUABATS SHIRT!
comtruise's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 19:52
comtruise
Girls.... poop??? O__o
Alexradl's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 20:08
Alexradl
Haha! That was hilarious. Fuck the GT comments. Also, sweet shirt, Ash.
ImpossiblePlant's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 20:15
ImpossiblePlant
I enjoyed the notion of Ash setting it up so that RevAnt couldn't stop- I mean- we've all had that where we're in the middle of a song and the phone is ringing but you have to finish that one hard part before pausing or you'll never pick it up again. That, with the notion that RevAnt just has to finish the song since the pause button isn't working, despite the threat of poop in bed, is great. Ash's quality of always mucking things up, even for herself, is awesome and plays out well I think.

Or maybe I'm just reading too much into it.
In any case, I still think these are great and GT's negative idiots can go do something unpleasant with their poopers if you ask me.
welkstar's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 20:57
welkstar
Screw Gametrailers, I laughed. Out loud even!
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 21:00
CelicaCrazed
I thought it was funny.
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 21:06
ScottyG
I liked it. You seem to suck balls at Guitar hero, but I liked it. :)

Also, now all I can think of is your sister pooping. It's a haw[s]p[/s]t thing.

...

Now, this might sound incredibly insensitive, but I assume the speech impediment she has in the videos isn't an actual speech inpediment?
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 21:23
Sharpless
Meh. Probably the worst one yet. Poop humor? Really? Is the well running dry already? :) Not terribly GH-related, but I do sympathize with the long-note gripe. Very annoying.

I'm going to go watch the TF2 episode 20 times to help me forget this one...
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 22:45
ace of knaves
Seriously? You guys are better than this.
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 23:04
taumpytears
Ya gotta love it when people act like they are above poop jokes.
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 23:22
Spartacus
The video mad me "meh," and the Gametrailers comments just made me feel worse.
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2008 00:22
Skribble
every time I go to gametrailers to watch a clip

I always just scroll down out of habit, and I see the comments...

it just makes me realize just how many retards there are in the world.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2008 03:04
Electro Lemon
Not the worst episode, but definitely not the best. I lol'd upon the ending epiphany, though.
HangoverGlory's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2008 03:06
HangoverGlory
I laughed.
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2008 03:30
Aziel13
I'm so going to poop on my mates bed
XD
10pt's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2008 03:52
10pt
Is it just me who feels that the humor has been lacking in HAWP ever since the GameTrailers deal?
Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2008 05:58
Jetsetlemming
I woulda gone with a subtitle for the video along the line of "Priorities".
Though I guess it all worked out... IN THE END!

Haw haw.
KMCC's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2008 08:37
KMCC
Wow, some of the comments on GT are getting straight up violent. I mean, I can definitely see why a lot of people don't like most episodes, I've only liked a few myself, but some of the things they are saying are really fucked up.

Also, I do admire your willingness to put it out there, beyond Dtoid's almost automatic community support.
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