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VGMari's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 12:21
VGMari
Sup Chris Brown?
Phallus Knife Fight's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 12:27
Phallus Knife Fight
...no fanart this time? HURR.
covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 12:27
covah
soooooooooo fucked up haha
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 12:28
ChronosWing
Spousal abuse is hot.
bovine's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 12:28
bovine
I did enjoy this installment. Excellent work.
IroN1c's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 12:30
IroN1c
It's embarrassing how Gametrailers is falling back to flaming again once there's a joke they don't understand.

Good work on that episode, I like how awkward and yet fascinating it is.
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 12:31
falinter
Alright Anthony you've convinced me with your subliminal advertising.

I'll go see Watchmen.




And beat my gf.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 12:32
Chronic Logic
Danmartigan's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 12:33
Danmartigan
uhhhhhh
Anthony Burch's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 12:34
Anthony Burch
Two unexpected reactions to this episode:

-That people found it legitimately kind of disturbing and/or awkward. That's definitely my fault more than anything -- I'm sure there's a way I could have edited it to be less abjectly horrifying -- but it probably reflects poorly on me that the beating scene makes me laugh a little.

-That people assumed I was promoting Watchmen rather than awkwardly trying to cover up the dated-ness of an episode we filmed when TDK was still in theatres.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 12:36
Kraid
Falcon-Punch!!!
Count Grishnack's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 12:38
Count Grishnack
I thought the Watchmen cover ups were hilarious, especially at the end.
DamnYouKrycek's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 12:39
DamnYouKrycek
This was the first HAWP I ever watched with my girlfriend.

I laughed at the end.

I did not get sex last night.
bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 12:42
bluexy
Yaaaa, that one was all kinds of awkward. Should have had some spliced footage of Ashley with the belt mixed into the beating scene or something. Some shots of their eyes... gone for the super creepy factor that just turned out odd.
Timdabrat's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 12:44
Timdabrat
Great episode, simply because I have an awful sense of humour, and the pic on this page is BRILLIANT.
Trojanman88's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 12:44
Trojanman88
Needs more Ashley+angry video game nerd hentai fan art.
VisMortua's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 12:45
VisMortua
I will not apologize for laughing, and neither should you. Cover ups were hilarious and so was the result, all this PC shit pisses me off when something is meant to be a skit/joke. The only thing that would've made it even more hilarious is if he broke down crying at the end and shot himself.

Good day, sir! ...and keep up the good shit.
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 12:45
UglyDuck
d?
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 12:50
Cowzilla3
Yea, little dark there. Usually a fan but that just sort of rang as over the line. But each his own.

Watchmen stuff was hilarious
Trevsweb's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 12:55
Trevsweb
yeah Ash is awesome! shes so evil
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 12:57
Jesus H Christ
d
pascuz46's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 12:57
pascuz46
@ Anth I got what you where doing with "watchmen", that was funny. But the beating at the end was not my cup of tea. It just came out of no where and I really didn't find it that funny. I was on the more disturbing side. But I still like this series.
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 13:01
Aziel13
cod I lurve it
Archwright's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 13:03
Archwright
I just watched a bunch of HAWP's, and they are totally awesome. You guys rock.

Random notes:
Ash makes a very good (read: funny) Joker.
I'm glad somebody called Person 3, and its detractors all at once.
Family violence has never been funnier!
You two are way funnier than the Mega64 folks.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 13:04
Qraze
i didn't think it was funny at all. the belt whupping would have been if he was laughing while doing it.

no kz2 inspired hawp? no flower hawp? no noby hawp? no lbp hawp? i get it now, you're a closet 360 fanboy! lol.
dfielder's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 13:08
dfielder
haha

ASHLEY BURCH HAPPENED TO ME!

Classy as usual HAWP , keep'em comin'!
XanderSan's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 13:12
XanderSan
Hahaha! That was awesome! Especially loved Anthony trying to cover up how old some of this episode was filmed in the most lazy way possible.

Also a painfully relatable subject in a more serious sense. Let's face it, as much as we don't want to admit it... some son of a bitch is higher in your friend list on Geometry Wars 2 and they make sure you're well aware of it.
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 13:14
UglyDuck
It was disturbing because just before he beats the shit out of her, he apologises for telling her to shut up. That is fucking excellent scripting, and part of the reason why I loved this episode. However, I wish you had re-shot that sequence instead of an awkward cover-up.

@Qraze
He's not revelling in being under Ash's control. :p
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 13:22
Tubatic
I think the solid camera work (is this too low brow to be called "cinematography?") made the beating more disturbing than intended.

still, the point was received and I lol'd. Because leaderboard competition is serious business.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 13:27
Dexter345
Why does simulated domestic abuse make me laugh? I am a bad person.
AudioTerror's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 13:33
AudioTerror
Reminds me of the time I got into an argument with an ex for avoiding her for 3 days when the Wii came out. I NEEDED to play Zelda. She said I'd probably never play the Wii after that, and it would only end in dissapointment.

yeah, she may have been right but I'll be damned if I ever told her that.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 13:36
Hamza CTZ Aziz
See, you people complaining about the beating wouldn't have said shit if the girl was beating up the guy instead. You sexiest fucks.
MissHinasaki's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 13:40
MissHinasaki
I got the late covered uppiness. But only because I know Rev would never openly support something. That and Geometry Wars 2 came out quite awhile ago.

I found it relatable. Right down to the spousal abuse and weird voices telling me to go see Watchmen.
SuitcoatAvenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 13:49
SuitcoatAvenger
The posters on Gametrailers are having a legitimate discussion about spousal abuse.

That itself is funnier than the HAWP.

Good job, Rev. I hope this was a social experiment, because it gets an A+.
Beat Fu's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 14:01
Beat Fu
I have a vagina, and I still laughed my ass off.
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 14:14
brainderailment
Reminds me of my honeymoon.
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 14:19
Zombutler
LOL, I think this is the only episode that didn't make me laugh at all, and everything it caused it making me laugh harder than any HAWP yet. The fucksticks on GT are having a serious discussion about abuse. That is fucking hilarious. The way you covered up the dated-ness was hilarious as well.

BRAVO
comtruise's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 14:20
comtruise
So wait, there really is no squid???
BlackDove's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 14:20
BlackDove
I got the dated part immediately, but it was hard to laugh at the spousal beating thing.

I get why it should be funny, but it was fairly poorly acted out and didn't exactly work as a punchline, at least not the way it was edited (which was poorly, as if I don't know that when the shots change, he's flailing the belt all over the floor with no one there).

Still. It's a nice try.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 14:25
Char Aznable
I think it was the sound effect of the belt hitting whatever it was - a couch cushion or something - that made it disturbing for me. A nice solid "THWACK." Fine work.
razerangel's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 14:32
razerangel
That was different from normal and just a tad dark but I see what you were going for and enjoyed it. If it had been shot/edited a tad better i think it would have worked amazingly, but you did a great job in the end :).
Knives's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 14:33
Knives
I think that the "Watchmen" interruptions made it difficult to get into the episode, which in this case makes the difference on taking the last part as hilarious or not cool at all.
HamalSharatan's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 14:36
HamalSharatan
IroN1c, please explain what is the "joke" people didn't understand.
grassr00ts's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 14:43
grassr00ts
hamza wins
StrawHatLuffy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 14:44
StrawHatLuffy
It's funnier when anthony's in pain.
JTHomeslice's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:01
JTHomeslice
Ashley Birch happened to me.

This is one of the best lines in any HAWP.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:06
DaedHead8
I too found it slightly disturbing. Still funny though.
Jumbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:06
Jumbo
Not saying you can't make jokes about domestic violence. Just saying you should make them good. This was lazy and ugly. And you complain about Rockstar's stupid dick jokes. Poor form.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:17
vexed alex
I'll be the first to admit that I think women getting beaten is extremely hilarious, but this HAWP did nothing for me.

@Jumbo

I kind of agree with that statement. I was just less of a dick about it.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:24
AgentMOO
The last episode sucked but this one was hilarious. I love the dark humor in this one.

The previous episode didn't work for me because the rickroll type of joke was used but the outcome was expected.
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