Baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby.

MARRY ME ASH!!!

I don't care what you say about plagiarism, FALCAWN PAUNCH is funny. I will eagerly await the computer enhanced special edition with the correct phrase dubbed in place of screaming.

I didn't care for it, honestly. I thought it was borderline stupid, and I usually like the HAWP stuff.

Yes please just repeat the same internet memes we've all heard a thousand times and seen contextualized in a thousand different scenarios. Your ultimate goal is to be posted on 4Chan a dozen times a day, right?

awesome, do more like these where you delay the title til the end...it had me confused and cracking up at the same time!

I never realized yoshi's island was so fucked up until the actions were taken out of context. I found it so grotesque that it forced me to avert my eyes.

And I like how Rev took the first five seconds of the video to shit on Zack Snyder's face. Good on you Rev.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Maybe I just don't remember Yoshi's Island well enough.

You're just jealous you don't have the technology to put a poop monster in Hawp.

That was... interesting. The end was fantastic.

I consider Ash a poop monster.

...And judging by the comments, so do most of the people at GameTrailers.

She's playing that falling sand game?

Whatever it is she's _______ing, I don't like it.

I never played that game, so even after she said it I stil didn't really get it.

You guys must have a hell of a budget for cupcakes.

Awesome episode.

wish she'd ground pound me

@Jesus H Christ
Nope sorry, still funny.

Hey, I ain't hatin' on Watchmen. It just has no reason to exist as a movie.

Holy crap that caught me of guard.

Great video. I've watched at least five times now. It has yet to fail at making me laugh uncontrollably. I showed it to a bunch of friends at school today and we had it WAY too loud.

Ash's screaming when the baby falls off was great cause they thought it would stop soon, so they didn't bother to turn it down. "ASHLY, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" is also pretty great when it's cranked up to full volume in a small and quiet cafeteria. :D

Also, Gametrailers is full of assholes. Bring HAWP back to Destructoid, pleeeease?

2nd cupcake smashing has booty bounce. Delicious cupcakce-covered booty bounce.

Ash gets bored easy huh.

Best yet, people are looking at me strangely - I burst out laughing when I realized what she was doing :D

Technically speaking, no movie ever has any reason to exist. But movies get made. Shit gets adapted. And you should all get on your knees and thank God that the person adapting Watchmen actually loves the source material. You could've gotten "Daredevil," or fucking Nicholas Cage. Instead, you have something that looks impressive, from what I/we can tell.

As for a "reliable translation," when did I ever say that? What you should expect from Snyder's Watchmen is a good movie. It is a movie, after all; not a comic book. Expect it to be such. You're guaranteeing disappointment and much whining, if you want or expect something that resembles the comic book. Snyder's done his best to emulate the design, imagery, and story of the comic, and I think that's all any fan should ever ask for. It's obvious that the two mediums are different, much like games and movies are different. The Dark Knight proves, however, that they can converge brilliantly.

In summary, Hollywood does shit. Stop whining so much and hope that it turns out well, because it will be turning out, one way or the another, approval or no.

How can you guys keep topping your previous efforts?