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Ash is weird.

That's all I can really say. 

It's just -- I don't...screw it. She's just goddamned unusual. Just...just watch the video.








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pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:09
pendelton21
Baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby.

MARRY ME ASH!!!
Mr Wilson's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:09
Mr Wilson
Saw it on GT earlier today. Great work!!!
Danmartigan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:10
Danmartigan
I don't care what you say about plagiarism, FALCAWN PAUNCH is funny. I will eagerly await the computer enhanced special edition with the correct phrase dubbed in place of screaming.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:15
Holyetheline
wtf is wrong with her?
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:16
Cataract
I didn't care for it, honestly. I thought it was borderline stupid, and I usually like the HAWP stuff.
JJ Rage's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:17
JJ Rage
uhhhhh...


yeah.
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:20
Jesus H Christ
Yes please just repeat the same internet memes we've all heard a thousand times and seen contextualized in a thousand different scenarios. Your ultimate goal is to be posted on 4Chan a dozen times a day, right?
zoemgs2's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:20
zoemgs2
At what point in Yoshi's island does Yoshi put cupcakes up it's vagina? I guess I missed that part...
D Sane's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:21
D Sane
awesome, do more like these where you delay the title til the end...it had me confused and cracking up at the same time!
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:22
Bob Muir
I laughed when I saw the ending, but until that point, I was totally and utterly confused. In a good way.
NobodysDream's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:23
NobodysDream
I never realized yoshi's island was so fucked up until the actions were taken out of context. I found it so grotesque that it forced me to avert my eyes.

And I like how Rev took the first five seconds of the video to shit on Zack Snyder's face. Good on you Rev.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:28
ArrestedDeveloper
Very weird until it came together at the end. And stop complaining about the watchman movie, Kevin Smith who is probably a bigger movie and comic book fan than you has seen it and liked it.
Evil Cheese's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:29
Evil Cheese
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Maybe I just don't remember Yoshi's Island well enough.
Anthony Burch's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:29
Anthony Burch
Kevin Smith also liked Revenge of the Sith, and made Dogma. His opinion is worthless.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:31
ArrestedDeveloper
You're just jealous you don't have the technology to put a poop monster in Hawp.
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:31
Chad Concelmo
Best game ever. Best HAWP ever. :)
Faceless's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:32
Faceless
That was... interesting. The end was fantastic.
Krow's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:33
Krow
Oh dear God.
Anthony Burch's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:33
Anthony Burch
I consider Ash a poop monster.

...And judging by the comments, so do most of the people at GameTrailers.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:34
Teta
I like cupcakes.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:35
Excel-2011
She's playing that falling sand game?
HeavyD's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:35
HeavyD
I don't know who the people are that don't think these are hilarious.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:37
Excel-2011
Whatever it is she's _______ing, I don't like it.
mr spooky's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:38
mr spooky
Ash is a girl on pokemon show, trick you.
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:38
Wexx
I never played that game, so even after she said it I stil didn't really get it.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:39
Excel-2011
Oh, I get it now. No, I still don't like it.
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:42
Technophile
You guys must have a hell of a budget for cupcakes.

Awesome episode.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:43
Sharpless
I refuse to watch until you bring it back to Destructoid.

Except that I still watched it anyway. But I did it because the c-blogs told me to last night, so there. Nyah.

Also, anyone who prematurely hates on the Watchmen movie is a goddamn fucking idiot. Don't be a goddamn fucking idiot, ladies and gentlemen. It looks good. Wait and see. And fuck Kevin Smith.
John Dillinger's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:43
John Dillinger
wish she'd ground pound me
Fana7ic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:43
Fana7ic
Bwhahahahahahaha I first thought "WTF? This isnt videogame related at all" Yet its so obvious. Great work. keep it up
Danmartigan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:45
Danmartigan
@Jesus H Christ
Nope sorry, still funny.
TheBorbes's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:46
TheBorbes
These are actually getting LESS funny. Ash's inevitable descent into pornography is approaching more and more quickly. And when it does... I'll download it.
NobodysDream's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:47
NobodysDream
Hey, I ain't hatin' on Watchmen. It just has no reason to exist as a movie.
glenn's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:49
glenn
Haha, brilliance.
Anthony Burch's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:50
Anthony Burch
Anyone who thinks Watchmen can be reliably translated to the screen despite consisting almost solely of comic-specific mechanics is a goddamn fucking idiot who doesn't know shit about either medium. Or is David Hayter.

You're not David Hayter.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:50
Kryptinite
Holy crap that caught me of guard.
Jetrockite's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:52
Jetrockite
I think this wins the award for most random HAWP evar, as well as one of the funniest.

I get the intention that you're running out of ideas... but I'm probably very wrong.
tsunamikitsune's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:54
tsunamikitsune
Great video. I've watched at least five times now. It has yet to fail at making me laugh uncontrollably. I showed it to a bunch of friends at school today and we had it WAY too loud.

Ash's screaming when the baby falls off was great cause they thought it would stop soon, so they didn't bother to turn it down. "ASHLY, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" is also pretty great when it's cranked up to full volume in a small and quiet cafeteria. :D

Also, Gametrailers is full of assholes. Bring HAWP back to Destructoid, pleeeease?
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:55
falinter
I thought it was pretty good.
Brandon Undead's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 15:57
Brandon Undead
2nd cupcake smashing has booty bounce. Delicious cupcakce-covered booty bounce.
NotAZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 16:01
NotAZombie
One of the best ones yet. How many eggs did you have to take to the face?
kapshhh's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 16:03
kapshhh
Ash gets bored easy huh.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 16:03
PappaDukes
OMFG that is the funniest goddamn thing I've seen in video form in a LOOOOOOONG time. Oddly enough, my wife and I just started playing this game again last night, so your comedic timing couldn't be more...timely! Awesome job.
PhazonYoshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 16:04
PhazonYoshi
Best yet, people are looking at me strangely - I burst out laughing when I realized what she was doing :D
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 16:06
pendelton21
@Rev:
Amen, sister.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 16:15
Sharpless
Technically speaking, no movie ever has any reason to exist. But movies get made. Shit gets adapted. And you should all get on your knees and thank God that the person adapting Watchmen actually loves the source material. You could've gotten "Daredevil," or fucking Nicholas Cage. Instead, you have something that looks impressive, from what I/we can tell.

As for a "reliable translation," when did I ever say that? What you should expect from Snyder's Watchmen is a good movie. It is a movie, after all; not a comic book. Expect it to be such. You're guaranteeing disappointment and much whining, if you want or expect something that resembles the comic book. Snyder's done his best to emulate the design, imagery, and story of the comic, and I think that's all any fan should ever ask for. It's obvious that the two mediums are different, much like games and movies are different. The Dark Knight proves, however, that they can converge brilliantly.

In summary, Hollywood does shit. Stop whining so much and hope that it turns out well, because it will be turning out, one way or the another, approval or no.
Unicorn's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 16:24
Unicorn
hahahahahahahhaah i didn't even get it until the very end. LMFAO. good show
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 16:24
Brian Szabelski
How can you guys keep topping your previous efforts?
razerangel's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 16:27
razerangel
haha awesome
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